HOLY FUCK!!! I'M GONNA PLAY CARNEGIE HALL!!!!!!
This will only ever happen once in my lifetime, and it's gonna be a serious fucking hoot. Maybe even a holler. This, my friends, will be worth the trip. Promise.
We've put together this info page with a link for ticket sales. Please note, however: [b]THE LINK FOR TICKET SALES WILL NOT GO LIVE 'TIL ELEVEN A.M. THIS MORNING, EST (MEANING TODAY).[/b]
Carnegie Hall's not announcing the show/sales info to the rest of the world (who won't care anyway) 'til 4/20 (har-har). That means, if you're so inclined to watch a fat boob (who ironically sports two fat boobs) sweat and swear on the greatest stage in the world, the best seats are up for grabs for the next few days.
I'd be lying if I said this was a dream come true; because what fucking useless pud-knocker with no quantifiable talents would ever dream about playing Carnegie Hall. I'm not Yo Yo Ma; I'm Mo' Mo' Devil Dogs.
And yet, here we are.
I hope you can make it. I really do (especially 'cause that place is a fucking barn that I don't know if I can fill).
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10 of 193Moreyou finally made it to carnegie hall. congratulations
i totally blow chunks ,i can't believe i missed the damn show.i am such a tool.man i really wanted 2 b there.DAMN,DAMN,DAMN!!!!!!
AAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
great job kevin im so proud of you!
it's on my birthday, but unfortunatly I can't go :(
So today's my birthday and my wonderful boyfriend just got me tickets so expect to see us there next week!!
RESPECT!
You'll fill it. I'll be there.
fuck, I wish I lived in Jersey or New York, but im fucking stuck here in caker-land, Canada. Well, at least this will be made into "an evening with kevin smith 4: silent bob speaks" coming out in 2010, right? it's gonna be epic, I hope your show goes amazing. And stop hate bashing yourself! you're a fucking awesome director, ok? I put you at number 1, you know who's under you? james cameron, george lucas, steven spielberg and the wachowski brothers, you're just more better than them. I'm studying to become a director as well at my college, so when I'm done and hopefully make it to hollywood, I would love to meet you and make movies together. I wanna make Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire with you man.
me and my best friend are probably making the trip from fucking Kentucky!