Haji
"Standup Comedian"

Male
88 years old
CHICAGO, Illinois
United States



Last Login: 7/5/2008
Mood: crappy Mood Image
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 MySpace URL: 
  http://www.myspace.com/00haji  

    Haji's Interests
GeneralMovies, boobies, money, super string theory, Wu-Tang Clan, etc.
MusicLittle of ebythang.
MoviesMost anything not with Paul Walker in it.
Televisionnetflix, 24, 30 Rock, netflix
Bookswith words
HeroesOl' Dirty Bastard, Rza, Richard Pryor, Ron Jeremy and other people.

     Haji's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Jupiter
Body type:0' 0"
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Occupation:Standup Comedian

   Haji's Networking
Music - Performance - Other
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About me:
huh
Who I'd like to meet:
Network with comedians & cool folkolations

   Haji's Calendar ( View All )
Jun 27 2008 8:00P
Skyline Comedy Club @ Appleton
Jun 28 2008 8:00P
Skyline Comedy Club @ Appleton
Jul 10 2008 8:00P
Comedy Cafe @ Milwaukee
Jul 11 2008 8:00P
Comedy Cafe @ Milwaukee
Jul 12 2008 8:00P
Comedy Cafe @ Milwaukee
Jul 15 2008 9:00P
Blue Bayou Comedy @ Southport Street (Chicago)
Jul 24 2008 8:00P
Giggles - Comedy @ Brookfield
Jul 25 2008 8:00P
Giggles - Comedy @ Brookfield
Jul 26 2008 8:00P
Giggles - Comedy @ Brookfield
Aug 6 2008 10:00P
Heartland Cafe @ Lunt & Glenwood Chicago 60626
Aug 7 2008 8:00P
Zanies - Vernon Hills @ Vernon Hills
Aug 8 2008 8:00P
Zanies @ Vernon Hills
Aug 9 2008 8:00P
Zanies @ Vernon Hills
Aug 14 2008 8:00P
Marshall, MI Comedy @ Marshall
Aug 28 2008 8:00P
Mango’s - Orange Beach, AL @ Mango’s
Sep 4 2008 8:00P
Giggles - Comedy @ Brookfield
Sep 5 2008 8:00P
Giggles - Comedy @ Brookfield
Sep 6 2008 8:00P
Giggles - Comedy @ Brookfield
Sep 19 2008 7:00P
TRIBBLE RUN - 9/19 thru 10/10

   Haji's Friend Space (Top 6)
Haji has 124 friends.
 Tom 


 Liz 


 A Man Named Nancy 


 Nick 


 Hannibal 


 leah eva. stand up comedienne 





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DEL HARRISON-First Sundays @ Carolines July 6th!





Jun 10 2008 9:10 AM

On Sunday July 6, 2008, DEL Presents First Sundays at Carolines on Broadway featuring Smokey, Timmy Hall, Hadiyah Robinson, Eddie Bryant, Lawrence Owens & Marshall Brandon.

First Sundays is a fundraiser. For every person that comes out to this show, we donate a portion of the ticket sales to My Sistahz Keeper Nonprofit Organization - an organization dedicated to helping small families in crisis in the New York/New Jersey areas.

Come out and laugh your butt off for this great cause. Hosted by yours truly, DEL and music by DJ Jeff Haze. Make your reservations by calling (212) 757-4100.
See you at the show!
DEL HARRISON-First Sundays @ Carolines July 6th!





May 23 2008 6:35 AM

Geoff LaFleur





Apr 15 2008 6:57 PM

No problem...glad to hear it!

You'll have fun up there, man!

"Dash of Aids"...lol
DEL HARRISON-First Sundays @ Carolines July 6th!





Apr 15 2008 11:27 AM

Geoff LaFleur





Apr 7 2008 9:42 AM

Great working with you again! You are one funny dude!

I put in a good word to Samara about getting you into the Skyline. You should definitely be working that club! Anyway, hope to work with you again soon. Best of luck...
The COMEDIANS YOU SHOULD KNOW Show


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Mar 20 2008 2:31 PM

Hey Haji,
Thanks for doing our show. We'd love to have you back.
Thanks,
The CYSK Show
mark





Feb 18 2008 9:25 AM

Omg you dont want to miss this free ringtones for a year.. they have everything!!

http://www.unreleasedtones.com
Noah B





Feb 17 2008 9:00 AM

You are one funny guy. I like when you take your peg leg off during the show.
Paul Siggy





Feb 1 2008 12:29 PM

You raw like jelly beans.
Cranky Ricky





Dec 25 2007 3:52 PM

Somebody hacked your space
Niki





Dec 9 2007 1:54 PM

Happy Birthday!
Dave Lester @ Carolines SUNDAY 7/6 @ 8pm!!!!!





Dec 6 2007 10:55 AM

Rob Little





Nov 5 2007 9:45 PM

Hiji,


Hey brother, it was great working with you this week!


Keep in touch



Rock On,


Rob

http://www.roblittle.com

Liz





Aug 10 2007 11:47 AM

party at my house tomorrow... hope you can come

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Anna Banana





Aug 8 2007 12:28 PM

Anna Banana





Aug 4 2007 6:01 PM

I am beginning to think that you don't really have any friends.

Why am I the only one that comments on your page?
Anna Banana





Jun 27 2007 6:43 PM

Anna Banana





Jun 25 2007 3:22 PM



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Matt Wayne





Jun 20 2007 11:59 PM

all I know is this Lopan character comes out of thin air in the middle of a goddam alley while his buddies are flyin' around on wires cutting people to shreds, and he just stands there waiting for me to drive my truck straight through him? WITH LIGHT COMING OUT OF HIS MOUTH???!!
Cindy CornelsEn





Jun 18 2007 10:20 AM

Where have you been?
Liz





May 30 2007 12:47 AM

are you depressed that the bulls season is over? got any jokes? i do. The Cubs. HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Paul Siggy





May 5 2007 12:23 PM

Where's Cicil? I need some predictions.
GOT MY MIND RIGHT!!!!!!





Apr 2 2007 10:36 AM

All the girls out there are totally lying when they tell you that size does not matter. Want proof?
I am telling you this because it is the honest truth, look I should know, they say that it is all in the way you use it, not how big it is, well I got news for you all, that is pure lies.
I know from personal experience, I will tell you about a secret that Joey has made me promise to never ever tell anyone, but since he has not called me in three weeks after standing me up, I am going to break the promise and tell you how he went from having a tiny wang and in 4 months he is now about nine inches and get this, it is still getting bigger. He has been secretly taking grow pills from this site, copy and paste the address into your browser to see them.TEOJOB.COM
I found out when I was at his house, three fridays ago, we were getting ready to go to the mall, so while he was in the shower, I went in his room, sneeked under his bed and found a box with pill bottles in it, there was like 9 full bottles and 4 empty ones, all ordered from TEOJOB.COM I was laughing at first but then when he came in the room and caught me looking at them, he freaked out and made me sware to not ever tell anyone about them, especially girls from school or work that he has been dating for the past while, now that I think of it, he has been rather busy with all the popular girls around here, when just last year he was the shyest when it came to girls.
I just never put two and two together until he explained it all to me, I did see his prick and yes, it is huge, pronostar huge, the thickest and longest one I ever seen.
I know this sounds really shallow, but I am considering ordering 6 bottles from the website at TEOJOB.COM for you know who.. he does not have a myspace account, so he is not gonna see this. They guarentee that the pills will work on any man, or they give you your money back, living proof that they do work on any guy, seeing is believing. TEOJOB.COM
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Liz





Feb 23 2007 8:45 AM

WTF you never call me back. only losers dont want to meet mike ditka.
Liz





Feb 5 2007 8:27 AM

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=goony+goo+goo
Liz





Feb 2 2007 8:04 PM

word up
Liz





Feb 2 2007 8:03 PM

woo hoo first comment yeah bitch!
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