from the age of 92 i have been playing instruments and hacking (singing) along with them. at such a late stage in life i have realized it is far too late to make anything of my so called "talents" so i just sit in a large purple chair, drink rum, eat cheesies and smoke my extra long cigarettes. did i mention i have 14 billion cats? they live in my attic and i sometimes let them down into society, generally to throw at people on my lawn. my neighbours are all trolls of which live underneath bridges, eating children and the occasional rabbit. and my cats of course, but that's okay since i have them at my disposal. i certainly hope no one reads this. i have to pee. i have a queen sized bed. and i make milkshakes in my spare time. that is all you have to know about me.
i comment because im the shit yeah you heard me bitch im the shit and your phones off and im mad (not really just bored) and i cant sleep but im still the shit word up nucka ya know you cant touch this shit, why because its me and we live very far away from echother but yea... im still the shit and commenting mainly becuse normal people cant see your comments but i can because im the shit oh yeah and my paige is all professional and shit because im the shit and this comment is like really long i think and going no where... oh yea have you realised who the shit is? its me damn right girl its be. to sum this whole comment up in two words. boo yah
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