Kirch
"If you're laughing AT me, I'm counting that."

Male
38 years old
NEW YORK, New York
United States



Last Login: 7/3/2008
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  http://www.myspace.com/erickirchberger  

    Kirch's Interests
GeneralComedy, traveling, news, avoiding human contact by interacting solely within online communities, sarcasm.
MusicThe Cranberries, Van Halen, ELO, Styx, Neil Diamond, Journey, Rush, Ben Folds, almost anything from the 70's and a lot from the 80's, Beethoven, Dvorak, and the theme from The Mary Tyler Moore Show.
MoviesWhen Harry Met Sally, Star Wars, Spinal Tap, Roger & Me, Good Will Hunting
TelevisionSesame Street, The Rankin-Bass claymation Christmas specials - especially The Year Without a Santa Claus, Sigmund and the Seamonsters, The Simpsons, Monty Python's Flying Circus, The Daily Show, The Office, 30 Rock, Band of Brothers, news.
BooksGulliver's Travels, Huck Finn, To Kill a Mockingbird, Without Feathers, Guns Germs and Steel, The Third Chimpanzee, Them, Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them, Stranger to the System, The Best Democracy Money Can Buy, Where the Wild Things Are, Pierre.
HeroesMy mom and dad. The Hulk.
Groups: The Salvation of Billy Wayne CarterMore Friends Than Dane CookEND RACISM NOWDuct Tape Politics 2008 Presidential Forum

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     Kirch's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Body type:6' 1"
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Education:College graduate

   Kirch's Schools
Brown University
Providence, RHODE ISLAND
Graduated: 1992
Student status: Alumni
Major: Theatre and English
 

1988 to 1992



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About me:
I'm a very nice, easygoing wise-ass. It's okay. It's my job. I'm a comedian. You can see me on HBO Comedy and Comedy Central or at various alternative comedy shows throughout New York City. (For those of you who are wondering, "alternative comedy" means "comedy for people who can read.")
Who I'd like to meet:
Humans, cyborgs (but not the kind of cyborgs who destroy humans). (So if you are that kind of cyborg, please do not contact me.) (This means YOU, XL815!) (I'm serious. It's OVER.)

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Smiley Face Show





Jun 13 2008 1:11 PM

Free beer, Free candy, Free stuffed animals! Hope to see you there!
June 21 @ 9:30
Fariaz





May 23 2008 7:32 AM

I just saw your commercial - i gotta say you look taller on TV.
Grant Gordon





May 21 2008 1:50 PM

good show last night.
you're extremely funny for a closet jew
c killa





Apr 4 2008 4:39 PM

hey eric.
you missed one hell of a skeeball tournament. it went into sudden death and i came out second. but it's ok because i was bribed.
so everybody wins! you must come to the next one!!!
Laura Cheadle





Apr 1 2008 2:28 PM

Hola Eric,

Life without FUNK is no FUN…K? So let’s have some funky fun at The Baggot Inn in Greenwich Village NYC *next* Friday, April 11th!!

Show starts at 9:45; entrance fee is just $5. If you’re interested and want another reminder a day before the show, let me know.

Yours in Funk,
Laura :)
Viva Patshiva





Mar 21 2008 9:26 AM

A Brief View of the Hudson





Mar 13 2008 7:37 AM

No, you rule and we love you more! Who knows may be we'll whip out green pepper eyes sometime for ya.....
Shannon





Feb 25 2008 3:25 PM

Hi back at'cha, bebe!
c killa





Feb 17 2008 6:03 PM

i know it's cold stone but stone cold creamery sounds so much more hardcore
now we can hang out like every day!!
c killa





Feb 16 2008 1:43 PM

hey eric.
i'm moving to your town this weekend!
you must be super excited. You need to show me the c town and the stone cold creamery and where christopher walken used to hang out. ok?
Deb





Jan 11 2008 3:29 PM

Thank you for remembering me!!!!!
Laura Cheadle





Jan 5 2008 8:13 PM

Hi Eric,

Help me put the “FUN” in “FUNKY” this Friday, January 11th at the Baggot Inn in Greenwich Village NYC! Show starts at 9:45; entrance fee just $5. If you’re up for putting it down and want another reminder the day before the show, let me know.

Stay funky, and best wishes for ’08!

Laura :)
c killa





Jan 5 2008 7:05 AM

so last night i had this weird dream that i was on saturday night live for like a minute and then i was at a random bar in europe drinking virgin watermelon shots. and you were there! you were celebrating because you were a regular on "the L word". what do you think that means?
C-Ray





Jan 3 2008 1:04 AM

eric, i know i'm not suppose to contact you in this fake universe... I'll kick your sweet behind in the other... XL815
c killa





Jan 2 2008 9:47 PM

hey you. what's going on?
i would totally be there tomorrow if i weren't in argentina right now. have fun and good luck.
c killa





Dec 24 2007 2:06 PM

hey eric
just want you to know that i'm feeling a whole lot better but i'm still one sick person.
Merry Christmas!
God Loves ME Best!: A New TV Pilot!





Dec 11 2007 2:20 PM

Calm down Fo-Hai...I thought you were a Buddhist????
Lorraine





Dec 10 2007 9:38 PM

How adorable that you still have to tidy up before your folks arrive. What is your apartment all condom wrappers and empty bottles of Jager strewn about? Now, I almost feel obligated to spill schnapps on you at Victor's next party (this weekend). Beware, Rachel Parenta and I might schnapps your pants in an effort to get you out of them. (wink)
Lorraine





Dec 9 2007 3:31 AM

Okay, so you didn't show up to my birthday party. Are you going to Hilary's tonight???
c killa





Dec 4 2007 8:17 PM

that was a lot of fun tonight.
hey once our hearts give out and we have to spend our remaining days in a hospice, what do you say we go over some brochures together?
3x0





Nov 27 2007 1:59 PM

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxHello!xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Thanks for the friendship, you are anytime welcome!
........keep in touch!
Angelo - www.3x0.it

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Shot with Canon EOS 300D DIGITAL. at 1969-12-31
c killa





Nov 27 2007 12:56 PM

ok but where are you NOW?
Chris Dodd





Nov 26 2007 7:55 AM

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Lorraine





Nov 20 2007 2:40 AM

Also, I may have bruised mself hopping a fence.
Lorraine





Nov 20 2007 2:21 AM

How dare you accuse me of Myspacing whilst sober! I do not believe that there is such thing!

Also, some married screenwriter tried to seduce me tonight -- you know how that goes. And now, I have the hiccups and am remembering the weird dream I had about you last night.
It involved a slumber party and your neurotic Labrador that did not want to be touched. It was not 'til a great deal of pondering that I began to speculate that your "dog" was in fact representative of your manhood? How strange. Later in the dream we were sleeping head-to-toe and I was uncomfortable, as I as not wearing the proper undergarments.
God Loves ME Best!: A New TV Pilot!





Nov 14 2007 12:49 PM

Eric, beautiful work as The Buddhist!
Lorraine





Nov 14 2007 2:12 AM

I don't like how your mandatory comment approval doesn't let me see what I drunkenly typed last night. So, now I live in fear of what I typed. I do; however, recall a mention of Nevin's lumber.

While I'm here, I should mention I'm thinking about doing a birthday thing on December 8th.

Also, tonight I realized that bartenders enjoy developing co-dependent relationships with me. Perhaps, I should become a professional drinker - it's the one thing I'm good at. Well, that and oral, but I think being a lush is easier on one's reputation than being a slut is. What do you think is a better career plan?
Lorraine





Nov 13 2007 3:21 AM

It's late. I've been drinking. I feel like leaving dickish comments. Alls I can say is, Remember the night I nearly pissed my pants as you held Tom Nevin's wood? Priceless.
c killa





Nov 8 2007 10:42 PM

hey. i've been watching the golden girls on a ridiculous level.
then again watching golden girls at all is pretty ridiculous.
where have you been going up? let's eat french fries again.
c killa





Nov 2 2007 9:11 AM

hey there
where have you been and where are you going?
marsha





Oct 21 2007 7:02 PM

thanks for showing up on fri! Had a great time. Would have gone to show but my partner in party had high painful heels on and could not get there. I really did try!
BeehiveHairdresser.com





Oct 20 2007 10:10 AM

Congrats on the cartoon.
Tina





Oct 16 2007 11:54 AM

oh of course they do haha
hope to see ya soon!
Tina





Oct 13 2007 1:56 PM

happy birthday!!
Caila





Oct 12 2007 11:38 PM

Happy Birthday, Eric! I hope it was a good one!
Ray Devito





Oct 11 2007 10:25 PM

Happy Birthday Kirchberger!
marsha





Oct 11 2007 4:51 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
Warren Holstein





Oct 10 2007 9:06 AM

HAPPY BOITHDAY KOICHBOIGA!!!
BeehiveHairdresser.com





Oct 10 2007 4:27 AM

Happy Birthday, Eric!

Just remember that you're not an old fart yet...
c killa





Oct 7 2007 9:31 AM

October, 13 2007 at DESMOND’S TAVERN
433 Park Ave. South

The Louse and Friends electric, semi-acoustic, acoustic-electric, electric explosion!!! Featuring TKD, CKilla and the glorious Michelle Lane!

oh my god you are so there
Laura Cheadle





Oct 4 2007 5:05 PM

Greetings Eric,

Laura Cheadle’s Funk-Ship will be landing in New York City at the Baggot Inn *next* Friday, October 12th at 9:45 p.m. Your presence is kindly requested.

If you’re interested in making it out, and want another reminder a day before the show, just let me know!

L-Cizzle :)
c killa





Sep 22 2007 9:04 AM

hey stranger.
How's it going? I'll see you around town right? oh and you need to come to my cum money show next month. It's gonna be dope/ill/sick
The Bitter Poet





Aug 29 2007 1:35 PM

Thanks for the add!
"Layers of awesome" - best line of the year!
Alex Nussbaum





Aug 8 2007 7:59 PM

Ah yes, the missing 's'.
Good to have met you, Eric. Perhaps we will meet again when I"m in NY. Perhaps.
Alex Nussbaum





Aug 7 2007 12:48 PM

You are the fruit to my nut. (see German translation).
Laura Cheadle





Aug 4 2007 1:46 PM

Hola Kirch,

Wanted to give you the heads up that I’ll be performing at the Baggot Inn in Greenwich Village next Saturday, August 11th. Show starts at 9:45.

If you’re interested in coming out and need another reminder a day before the show, let me know. Really hope you can come get funky with me!

LC :)
Laura Cheadle





Jul 23 2007 8:15 AM

Hey Kirch,

Thanks so much for the add and supporting my music!
How's NY treating you? I'm so excited to perform there and "funk it up" next month!

Let me know if you ever have a set in Philly... I've been dying to go to a comedy club!
Keep in touch!

Stay funky,
Laura :)
Black and White Cookies





Jul 20 2007 11:56 AM

Thanks for the add - enjoyed your set at Waltz on Tues!

Warren
(B&W Cookies)
Jason