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I AM NOT PHOTOGENIC

There's a club if you'd like to go you could meet somebody who really loves you so you go, and you stand on your own and you leave on your own and you go home, and you cry and you want to die

Hello there!!

This page is dedicated to Miss Caterina who showed me that I've got everything right...

You have somehow stumbled across a random 18 Year Old girl's profile from the East Midlands... I have just been liberated from the restraints of secondary school education after studying A- Levels in Chemistry, History and Physics. I ain't 'alf glad, I tell yah!

I am a recruit of Bakers Oven in the ever wonderful Kettering, who sell delicious cakes.

I'm always rather quiet if you don't know me that well... I tend to be very shy around new people because I laugh at my conversational skills- or a lack of, and I can never know what to say!

First off, I say "Thank you!!!" a lot. and I mean, A LOT. It might annoy you, but I can bet a thousand pounds it annoys me 10 000 times more. I'm incapable of sensible conversation... something that's obviously going to make me a winner throughout my life!!.

Once you've passed that obstacle, however, you can learn of my love for:

1) Travelling on trains long distance across England!

2) Postcards!! Yes it is necessary to buy postcards of each new city I visit and stick them on my wardrobe. Yes It is necessary to send my friends postcards from Leicester, even though it is a 20 mintue train ride from my house.

3) Vegetarianism. No, I'm not militant and I NEVER want to be. Yeah, I don't eat meat, but I don't go on about it.

4) Chemistry. Yes I love it. It makes my world make sense. Laugh if you will, but without Chemistry, I doubt you'd even have the technology to brush your teeth in the morning.

5) Gigs!!!! I love going to gigs in Northampton (and any other place, really!). I try to go to as many as I can... also I'm a wretched street teamer, so I get into them free the majority of the time....

According to my sister, I'm far too pretentious!!! Other than that, my clothes never match, my hair is always messy, my ringtone is The Cure's "Boys Don't Cry" and I never feel quite qualified enough to wear a studded belt. Please be my friend!

My favourite word in the world is "PROLETARIAT" it becomes a lot more useful if you want to be an Historian.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.

Oscar Wilde knows where it's at

-Thom Yorke

-Arthur Balfour- The original pretty fanny!

-Roddy Woomble

-The people with apple heads from the "Eve, the apple of eye" video by Bell x1

-Anyone and everyone who would find me the least bit interesting!

I have in fact met Kasabian whilst I was on a train from my home town to London for a day with my friends, and they were incredibly nice! So I'd like to meet them again. I also met The Subways (all 3!) when I won tickets to a "special" gig and signing session, it was incredibly cool! Plus, because I like to brag about who I've met... Brendan Benson's Bassist ran into me, Nine Black Alps at a gig at the Sunflower Lounge in Birmingham, Leaves when they went out to buy Vodka whilst I was teaming, Boy Kill Boy in the same situation (but not buying Vodka) AND Duke Special and hugged David Ford. Twice. Recent additions include The Archie Bronson Outfit and Jackson Analogue... whom I love!!!! Go team Soundhaus.

I think my proudest moment was meeting Jon McGregor, who wrote the book "If Nobody Speaks Of Remarkable Things". I went to a reading at Kettering Library, which, actually was amazing. I asked him to sign my book and he commented only on the fact that my book looked "well thumbed", which means it's all mangled and disgusting.

Nope, my NEW proudest moment was getting up on stage at the roadmender and singing A Film For The Future with idlewild!!! Oh yes. Poor Roddy, he was ill.