Jared Carlson
Jared Carlson
Jared Carlson I hit things with sticks.

Male
20 years old
Rochester Hills, Michigan
United States



Last Login: 11/18/2009
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    Jared Carlson's Interests
GeneralPainting, sculpture, photography, making films, masterbaI mean..., drawing, writing, reading, being a midget
MusicQueen, the Beatles, Cake, The Libertines, Smashing Pumpkins, Cab Calloway, The Blood Arm, The Shins, The Back Horn, Ted Leo And The Pharmacists
MoviesStar Wars, The Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi, Akira, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Schindler's List, The Third Man, Heavy Metal, Eraserhead, Dr. Strangelove Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, Waltz With Bashir
TelevisionSuperjail, Yo Gabba Gabba!, Mystery Science Theater 3000, ThunderCats, The Joy of Painting, The Golden Girls, Home Movies, Super Dimensional Fortress Macross, Mobile Suit Gundam: 0080 War in the Pocket, Fleischer Superman cartoons, Father Ted, Dirty Jobs, Squidbillies
BooksThe Diary of a Napoleonic Foot Soldier, If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Movie Actor, WATCHMEN, The Complete Encyclopedia to Gi Joe, From Hell, The Rum Diary : A Novel, The Great Shark Hunt: Strange Tales from a Strange Time, Howl and Other Poems, The Catcher in the Rye, V for Vendetta, The Great Gatsby, Memoirs of My Nervous Illness, Animal Farm, A Tale of Two Cities, Jonathan Livingston Seagull, Illusions: The Adventures of a Reluctant Messiah, In Our Time, It Can't Happen Here, The Stranger, Wayne's World: Extreme Closeup
HeroesMatt Caracappa of X-e, Brendon Small, Shin'ichi "Sonny" Chiba, Kim Peek, Freddie Mercury, Bob Ross

     Jared Carlson's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Royal Oak
Body type:4' 3" / Some extra baggage
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Education:In college
Income:Less than $30,000

   Jared Carlson's Schools
Oakland University
Rochester Hills,MI
Graduated: N/A
Degree: In Progress
 

2008 to Present
University Of Southern California
Los Angeles, CA
Graduated: N/A
Major: Film
 

2007 to 2007
Rochester High School
Rochester Hills,MI
Graduated: 2008
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

2004 to 2008



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About me:
I'm a midget.
Who I'd like to meet:
Brendon Small, Matt Caracappa, Shin'ichi "Sonny" Chiba, Kim Peek

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Jared Carlson has 98 friends.
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Dan Steadman

Dan Steadman



Apr 27 2008 2:24 PM

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MR LOSER

Nice Old



Jan 25 2008 4:32 PM

HEY SUPPORT ICEMASTER Y DOGG ADD HIM HE IS UNDER MY TOP 4
Dan Steadman

Dan Steadman



Dec 30 2007 3:24 AM

hey JEROD!

you can enjoy a free download my new album Switzerland at this link

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So

sofia ramirez



Sep 23 2007 12:51 AM

hey yared
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Sep 22 2007 1:56 AM

i have thought of another steriotype..

plastic on the furniture.

thats a goodin
MR LOSER

Nice Old



Jun 20 2007 11:39 PM

im gothental 30
67806 rockenhausen
germany rlp

dont do any crazy shit like the v mask
Carth O'Nasty

Carth O'Nasty



Apr 9 2007 10:12 PM

Definatly the best card ever ever














.EVER
STAR DESTROYER

STAR DESTROYER



Mar 4 2007 3:14 AM

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us Nice song Darth Poop.... used to watch that show when i was a Kid lol
mario

mario



Feb 26 2007 4:02 PM

insane but i like it
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Goldwire

Goldwire



Feb 26 2007 1:03 AM

Darth Poopy!
Dan

Vladmir Lenin



Feb 25 2007 11:26 PM

shit jerod! i should've known you a jr. gem!! i freakin love leslie! sweet now we have something new to talk about at lunch!
PlaidStallions : 70's Toys and funky clothes

PlaidStallions : 70's Toys and funky clothes



Feb 25 2007 2:15 AM

Poop is my favorite word.


So

sofia ramirez



Jan 10 2007 9:27 PM

how did the hypnotizing look??

did i look like a fool? haha
There is no Lisa, only Zuul....

Lisa Sovulewski



Dec 28 2006 7:27 AM

hey there mr darth poopie.. long time no talky. How were your holidays? Mine were cool. I love mass consumerism, fattening food and working long hours. Hooray.
Mystie

Victoria Whitby



Dec 24 2006 11:26 PM

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So

sofia ramirez



Dec 17 2006 11:44 PM

DARTH POOP,

WAS IST UP? so... i'm not gonna be in class on monday or tuesday. i know you guys will miss me =[

but o well...
Mystie

Victoria Whitby



Dec 5 2006 9:05 AM

Thanks for the add! X-E fans all the way!!

ShortyFats

ShortyFats



Dec 3 2006 8:45 AM

Hey Darth Poop I'm gonna be home for 3 weeks soon and I expect to be seeing you one of those days
.bruna.

Bruna Camargo



Nov 25 2006 2:26 AM

i just do it so ppl like you, who read it once, and do nothing, finally go leave me a damn comment :)

im a comment whore.
stephanie.says

Stephanie Turcotte



Oct 30 2006 11:28 PM

:P
stephanie.says

Stephanie Turcotte



Oct 29 2006 11:25 PM

haha i do lol


eep!
Johnny

Johnny



Oct 29 2006 10:04 PM

Jared!!!! Is that pikachu on your layout you? haha. Just kidding! You rock out loud man!!!!
ShortyFats

ShortyFats



Oct 27 2006 4:02 PM

Jared is this really jared? the kid in philosophy with the nipples?
Jimmy

Jimmy



Oct 26 2006 12:26 AM

HI!
kim <3

Kimberly Pop



Oct 22 2006 6:30 PM

hello sir
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