Jared Carlson
Jared Carlson
I hit things with sticks.

Male
20 years old
Rochester Hills, Michigan
United States



Last Login: 7/9/2009
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    Jared Carlson's Interests
GeneralCollecting action figures, building model kits, watching GOOD movies, painting, sculpture, photography, making films, masterbaI mean..., drawing, yelling at teenagers to pull up their pants and get the fuck off my lawn, writing, reading, disposing of the concepts and ideas that our society holds as infallible, being a midget, action figures, philosophy, shiny objects, art, touching things, Star Wars, long walks in the park, pulp magazines, film, the toy industry, psychology, retro-futurism, anything that makes my skin tingle, history, G.I. Joe A Real American Hero, comics, PEZ, The One Year War, politics, Mighty Max, X-Entertainment.com
MusicDethKlok, Queen, the Beatles, Johann Sebastian Bach, Jaga Jazzist, a-ha, The Delfonics, Mucc, Daft Punk, Spoon, Alphaville, Bright Eyes, The Presets, Shuggie Otis, The Decemberists, Brothers Johnson, Of Montreal, Elizabeth Daily, Kings of Leon, computer vs. banjo, Paul Engemann, Coconut Records, Kim Wilde, Ratatat, Daniel Johnston, Smashing Pumpkins, Corey Hart, Cab Calloway, Gary Numan and the Tubeway Army, Sean Kingston, Men Without Hats, Styx, The Blood Arm, The Shins, Ramones, Scissors for Lefty, A Flock of Seagulls, Cutting Crew, Jonathan Coulton, Deerhoof
MoviesStar Wars, The Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi, Akira, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, The Dark Knight, Schindler's List, The Third Man, Amélie, Heavy Metal, Cloverfield, Pan's Labyrinth, Hellboy, 28 Days Later, Eraserhead, In Bruges, Dr. Strangelove Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, Aliens, The Terminator, The Seven Samurai, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, A Clockwork Orange, V for Vendetta, Donnie Darko, 12 Angry Men, Playtime, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Kill Bill: Vol. 1 & 2, The Devil's Backbone, Saving Private Ryan, Dick Tracy, The Thing, Citizen Kane, The Graduate, Ghost in the Shell, 2001: A Space Odyssey, A Christmas Story, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Annie Hall, Casablanca, Batman Returns, Ed Wood, Night of the Living Dead, The Good the Bad and the Ugly, The Blues Brothers, Psycho, G.I. Joe: The Movie, The Dirty Dozen, Jason and the Argonauts, All Quiet on the Western Front (1930), Blade Runner, Blazing Saddles, Halloween, The Mist, The Shining, Justice League: The New Frontier, The Apartment
TelevisionSuperjail, Yo Gabba Gabba!, Metalocalypse, Heridas de Amor, Mystery Science Theater 3000, ThunderCats, The First 48, Captain Scarlet, The Colbert Report, Star Wars: Clone Wars, G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero, Frasier, The Joy of Painting, The Golden Girls, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, He-Man and the Masters of the Universe, Home Movies, Hong Kong Phooey, The Venture Brothers, Dexter's Laboratory, The Pirates of Dark Water, SWAT Kats, Todd McFarlane's Spawn, Robotech: The Macross Saga, Batman: The Animated Series, Samurai Jack, Most Evil, Mobile Suit Gundam: 0080 War in the Pocket, The Big O, Rex the Runt, Freakazoid!, Fleischer Superman cartoons, Father Ted, Dirty Jobs, Tim and Eric Awesome Show: Great Job!, Deadliest Catch, Squidbillies, Myth Busters, Spongebob Squarepants, Trauma: Life in the E.R., History's Lost and Found, The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack, Night Court
BooksBatman: The Killing Joke, If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Movie Actor, The Complete Encyclopedia to Gi Joe, Watchmen, The Kite Runner, The Rum Diary : A Novel, The Great Shark Hunt: Strange Tales from a Strange Time, Gonzo: The Life of Hunter S. Thompson, My Tank Is Fight!, Howl and Other Poems, The Catcher in the Rye, V for Vendetta, The Great Gatsby, Memoirs of My Nervous Illness, Animal Farm, A Tale of Two Cities, Meet Mr. Product: The Art of the Advertising Character, The Golden Age of Advertising - The 70s, Jonathan Livingston Seagull, Illusions: The Adventures of a Reluctant Messiah, FOUND: The Best Lost Tossed and Forgotten Items, The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead, The Devil and Daniel Webster, Bone, A Christmas Carol in Prose: Being a Ghost Story of Christmas, The Tell-Tale Heart, In Our Time, It Can't Happen Here, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, The Stranger, A Modest Proposal: For Preventing the Children of Poor People in Ireland from Being a Burden to Their Parents or Country and for Making Them Beneficial to the Publick, Wayne's World: Extreme Closeup
HeroesMatt Caracappa of X-e, Brendon Small, Shin'ichi "Sonny" Chiba, Kim Peek, Freddie Mercury, Bob Ross

     Jared Carlson's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Royal Oak
Body type:4' 3" / Some extra baggage
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Education:In college
Income:Less than $30,000

   Jared Carlson's Schools
Oakland University
Rochester Hills,MI
Graduated: N/A
Degree: In Progress
 

2008 to Present
University Of Southern California
Los Angeles, CA
Graduated: N/A
Major: Film
 

2007 to 2007
Rochester High School
Rochester Hills,MI
Graduated: 2008
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

2004 to 2008



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   Jared Carlson's Blurbs
About me:
Did you ever have a nightmare about a small man named Jared who killed your parents, and your siblings, and then your lover, and then everyone you know? And then burned your house down and destroyed everything you ever conceived of? That was me. {}
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   Jared Carlson's Friend Space (Top 10)
Jared Carlson has 414 friends.
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Jared Carlson's Friends Comments
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NONSTOPTOYS





Jun 15 2009 6:31 AM

Thanks for being a friend!


MATT





May 19 2009 5:30 AM

ace of cakes Pictures, Images and Photos
Hothiceplanet





Mar 16 2009 8:51 AM

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kevin m. kirker





Mar 9 2009 8:12 PM

greetings! wishing you a fantastic year and thank you for everything! ;D happy harping~!
The walking man





Dec 8 2008 2:17 PM

Hello friends, new music video up
my profile.
tell me what you think:)



Darkness illuminates Darkness
The walking man





Aug 23 2008 6:28 PM

nice to meet:)
new video, tell me what u think.
cheers.

THE WALKING MAN - DANCING
WorldsGreatestToys





May 1 2008 12:58 AM

Ha ha darth poop.
That's funny :]

What's up?
Romain Ficat





Apr 27 2008 5:21 PM

hello my friend !! did u see my video ? i'd like to know what's your opinion about it !! thanx !!!

cheers !!!
Dan Steadman





Apr 27 2008 2:24 PM

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MR LOSER





Jan 25 2008 4:32 PM

HEY SUPPORT ICEMASTER Y DOGG ADD HIM HE IS UNDER MY TOP 4
Dan Steadman





Dec 30 2007 3:24 AM

hey JEROD!

you can enjoy a free download my new album Switzerland at this link

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Dec 14 2007 1:57 AM

*ducking behind a bush, his trusty rifle close at hand he awaits the elusive Darth Poop*
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Dec 6 2007 11:17 PM

Hi,
"Visible in Darkness" album out now !!!
4 tracks taken from the album uploaded, you can check all the commercial links on my page also :)

Thanks for the support !

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Ancient Device





Dec 3 2007 11:48 PM

Hey Darth Poop thanks for the add!
Glad you like the tunes..


-Riley
So





Sep 23 2007 12:51 AM

hey yared
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Sep 22 2007 1:56 AM

i have thought of another steriotype..

plastic on the furniture.

thats a goodin
MR LOSER





Jun 20 2007 11:39 PM

im gothental 30
67806 rockenhausen
germany rlp

dont do any crazy shit like the v mask
ROCK ANGEL-Farrah





Jun 3 2007 4:11 PM

Hey... hope you have a great weekend! =)


bEnNy sKuLLs





May 19 2007 4:04 PM

hApPy BiRtHdAy!!!!!!!!
Carth O'Nasty





Apr 9 2007 10:12 PM

Definatly the best card ever ever














.EVER
Space Monkey





Mar 7 2007 1:31 PM

Greetings Darth Poop,

Thanks for the add. You are out of this world!

From Space Monkey
Captain Scarlet





Mar 5 2007 9:55 AM

Thanks for asking dude!

CS
STAR DESTROYER





Mar 4 2007 3:14 AM

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us Nice song Darth Poop.... used to watch that show when i was a Kid lol
mario





Feb 26 2007 4:02 PM

insane but i like it
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Feb 26 2007 1:03 AM

Darth Poopy!
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