Collecting action figures, building model kits, watching GOOD movies, painting, sculpture, photography, making films, masterbaI mean..., drawing, yelling at teenagers to pull up their pants and get the fuck off my lawn, writing, reading, disposing of the concepts and ideas that our society holds as infallible, being a midget, action figures, philosophy, shiny objects, art, touching things, Star Wars, long walks in the park, pulp magazines, film, the toy industry, psychology, retro-futurism, anything that makes my skin tingle, history, G.I. Joe A Real American Hero, comics, PEZ, The One Year War, politics, Mighty Max, X-Entertainment.com
Music
DethKlok, Queen, the Beatles, Johann Sebastian Bach, Jaga Jazzist, a-ha, The Delfonics, Mucc, Daft Punk, Spoon, Alphaville, Bright Eyes, The Presets, Shuggie Otis, The Decemberists, Brothers Johnson, Of Montreal, Elizabeth Daily, Kings of Leon, computer vs. banjo, Paul Engemann, Coconut Records, Kim Wilde, Ratatat, Daniel Johnston, Smashing Pumpkins, Corey Hart, Cab Calloway, Gary Numan and the Tubeway Army, Sean Kingston, Men Without Hats, Styx, The Blood Arm, The Shins, Ramones, Scissors for Lefty, A Flock of Seagulls, Cutting Crew, Jonathan Coulton, Deerhoof
Movies
Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi, Akira, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, The Dark Knight, Schindler's List, The Third Man, Amélie, Heavy Metal, Cloverfield, Pan's Labyrinth, Hellboy, 28 Days Later, Eraserhead, In Bruges, Dr. Strangelove Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, Aliens, The Terminator, The Seven Samurai, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, A Clockwork Orange, V for Vendetta, Donnie Darko, 12 Angry Men, Playtime, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Kill Bill: Vol. 1 & 2, The Devil's Backbone, Saving Private Ryan, Dick Tracy, The Thing, Citizen Kane, The Graduate, Ghost in the Shell, 2001: A Space Odyssey, A Christmas Story, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Annie Hall, Casablanca, Batman Returns, Ed Wood, Night of the Living Dead, The Good the Bad and the Ugly, The Blues Brothers, Psycho, G.I. Joe: The Movie, The Dirty Dozen, Jason and the Argonauts, All Quiet on the Western Front (1930), Blade Runner, Blazing Saddles, Halloween, The Mist, The Shining, Justice League: The New Frontier, The Apartment
Television
Superjail, Yo Gabba Gabba!, Metalocalypse, Heridas de Amor, Mystery Science Theater 3000, ThunderCats, The First 48, Captain Scarlet, The Colbert Report, Star Wars: Clone Wars, G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero, Frasier, The Joy of Painting, The Golden Girls, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, He-Man and the Masters of the Universe, Home Movies, Hong Kong Phooey, The Venture Brothers, Dexter's Laboratory, The Pirates of Dark Water, SWAT Kats, Todd McFarlane's Spawn, Robotech: The Macross Saga, Batman: The Animated Series, Samurai Jack, Most Evil, Mobile Suit Gundam: 0080 War in the Pocket, The Big O, Rex the Runt, Freakazoid!, Fleischer Superman cartoons, Father Ted, Dirty Jobs, Tim and Eric Awesome Show: Great Job!, Deadliest Catch, Squidbillies, Myth Busters, Spongebob Squarepants, Trauma: Life in the E.R., History's Lost and Found, The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack, Night Court
Books
Batman: The Killing Joke, If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Movie Actor, The Complete Encyclopedia to Gi Joe, Watchmen, The Kite Runner, The Rum Diary : A Novel, The Great Shark Hunt: Strange Tales from a Strange Time, Gonzo: The Life of Hunter S. Thompson, My Tank Is Fight!, Howl and Other Poems, The Catcher in the Rye, V for Vendetta, The Great Gatsby, Memoirs of My Nervous Illness, Animal Farm, A Tale of Two Cities, Meet Mr. Product: The Art of the Advertising Character, The Golden Age of Advertising - The 70s, Jonathan Livingston Seagull, Illusions: The Adventures of a Reluctant Messiah, FOUND: The Best Lost Tossed and Forgotten Items, The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead, The Devil and Daniel Webster, Bone, A Christmas Carol in Prose: Being a Ghost Story of Christmas, The Tell-Tale Heart, In Our Time, It Can't Happen Here, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, The Stranger, A Modest Proposal: For Preventing the Children of Poor People in Ireland from Being a Burden to Their Parents or Country and for Making Them Beneficial to the Publick, Wayne's World: Extreme Closeup
Heroes
Matt Caracappa of X-e, Brendon Small, Shin'ichi "Sonny" Chiba, Kim Peek, Freddie Mercury, Bob Ross
About me: Did you ever have a nightmare about a small man named Jared who killed your parents, and your siblings, and then your lover, and then everyone you know? And then burned your house down and destroyed everything you ever conceived of? That was me.
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Who I'd like to meet: Brendon Small, Matt Caracappa, Shin'ichi "Sonny" Chiba, Kim Peek