As an aside, did you read the user comments at the end of the article? To me, there are two things that signal the utter hopelessness of a world based on order and reason: driving and user comments.
I guess the 43-slide PowerPoint presentation detailing my philosophy on donut-buying wasn't enough to vanquish you. In retrospect, perhaps my hardline stance on donuts obscured my platform as a whole. I just want to let you know that there are no hard feelings, and if ANYONE pressures you to buy them donuts, you can always come talk to me.
Don't think that I can't still boss you around. You are the lowest SL afterall. So you, Kelvin and myself! We're going to have so much fun. Congrats, see you next week.