About me:
I am a Full English Breakfast! I am the best meal in England. I am TOAST,
FRIED EGG,
BACON,
SAUSAGE,
MUSHROOMS,
TOMATOES,
BAKED BEANS
and CHIPS
Some places leave off the chips, and beans and just call me the big six. Some add FRIED BREAD.
To enhance my wonderful flavour, I usually spend time with my best friend,CUP OF TEA.
Who I'd like to meet:
I would most like to meet FISH and CHIPS. This is the second best meal in the world. To share the same table in the same greasy cafe, would be my dream come true!
This the season to be........alright, fat, skint and p!ssed off but we at Open Sauce have the answer (not 42).
To see in this futuristic 2008 (didn't Buck Rogers come back about now??) we are offering OPEN SAUCE to you this very Thursday for FREE. So that's £0s, $0s and €0s!
DJ sets of random, improvised madness from your heroes....
Man One Grizzly DYSU
and our special guest MC....
Passive 6 5ive
Music ranging from abstract Hip Hop and bleeps and beats to Dub-step aerobics and all the usual Open Sauce silliness so take Friday off work and head over to:
OPEN SAUCE @ LIFE 2-4 Old St London EC1V
(www.life-oldst.com)
From 10pm till 2am on Thursday the 10th of January
hello full english breakfast. will you be my friend? i like you. do you like me? you taste nice. do i taste nice? i like beans, do you like beans full english? i hope you reply, it does make me happy. bye bye. x
