Pessimism, talking shit on celebrities, making fun of (seeing the humor in) inappropriate subjects such as death, rape, struggle, tragedy, single moms, and fat people. Screwfacing, Mad Dogging, Ice Grilling. Using the term "That Nigga" when referring to your white Grandma, just cause it sounds funny.
Haterade even comes in the powdered form. You may hate it, but you'll love the way it smells
Music
If you come out with something halfway decent, I'll bootleg your LP and counterfeit a ticket into your world tour. Better have a career to fall back on, player.
Movies
I would rather shave my nuts with a cheese grater then go to the movies these days.
Television
I'd rather play in a folk band at the afterparty of my Grandma's funeral then sit in from of another so called "sitcom"
Books
Books are for fat people with no friends, I'm simply not feeling them.
Kobe's a bitch. Allan Houston is very soft like terry cloth. That nigga Jay Z's lips look like a pastrami sandwich exploded. Nice fade, who's your barber, Stevie Wonder? Your 99 Benz is dog. Nice Frada's, where'd you get them, Tijuana? Them shits are remakes.
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A koala was sitting in agum tree... smoking a joint
when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said,
'Hey Koala! What are you doing?'
The koala said, 'Smoking a joint, come up and have some. '
So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a few joints.
After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was 'dry' and that he was going to get a drink from the river.
The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned over too far and fell into the river.
A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard, 'What's the matter with you?'
The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he had been sitting with the koala in the tree, smoking a joint, but got too stoned and fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked into the rain forest, found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said,
'Hey you!'
So the koala looked down at him and said,
'Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude... How much water did you drink?'
