whatever sounds good...the knux, we are scientists, atmosphere, outkast, mc chris, mc paul barman, fishbone (gots ta like the fishbone), clutch, beastie boys, at the drive-in, eels, alice in chains, aesop rock, pigeon john, beck, cannibal ox, chixdiggit, cee-lo, del the funky homosapien, blackalicious, eagles of death metal, queens of the stone age, dizzee rascal, electric six, white stripes, david bowie, queen, fu manchu, monster magnet, moldy peaches, hives, weezer, local h, turbonegro, black keys, yeah yeah yeahs, jurassic five, mos def, mars volta, modest mouse, mxpx, public enemy, roots, reverand horton heat, spooks, self, supersuckers, ween, death from above 1979, ten benson, buck 65, busdriver, p.o.s., moros eros, midlake, hall & oates...for anyone still reading this
Movies
Dark Knight, Zodiac, Prestige, Office Space, Rope, North by Northwest, Batman Begins, Fight Club, Seven, The Vanishing (the original), Amelie, Super Troopers, Spider-Man 1 & 2, 40 Year Old Virgin, Casino, Godfathers 1 & 2, The Graduate, Six String Samurai, Grosse Point Blank, Better Off Dead, American Beauty, American Psycho, Donnie Darko, Sin City, Layer Cake, anything by Tarantino, Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels, Man with Two Brains, Half Baked, Reefer Madness, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Swingers, Evil Dead 1-3, Bottle Rocket, Rushmore, Pi, Memento, Insomnia, Big Lebowski, Raising Arizona (pretty much any Coen Bros. flic), A Christmas Story, History of the World Part 1, Adaptation, Being John Malcovich, Run Lola Run, Dr. Strangelove, Audition, Go, and other movies that have a downbeat ending
Television
The Shield, Pushing Daisies, Reaper, Flight of the Conchords, Heroes, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Wonder Showzen, Kids in the Hall, Upright Citizens Brigade, Strangers with Candy, Chappelle's Show, Six Feet Under, Family Guy, Sopranos, Mr. Show, Get a Life, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Stella, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Law and Order, Arrested Development, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Extras, Daily Show, Conan, King of the Hill, Venture Bros, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job! (even if I hadn't watched the show, I'd love it for the title alone), Newsradio, Undeclared
Books
ANYthing by Chuck Palahniuk (Fight Club, Lullaby, Survivor being the best), David Sedaris books, American Psycho, anything by Hunter S. Thompson, and Gonzo the Art by Ralph Steadman (good companion to any Hunter book), and also anything by Bruce "God" Campbell...I've got some deep seeded man love for that guy
Heroes
Someday. I will BE this boss...or more likely get my ass severely handed to me by this boss...after he is done violating said ass...(sigh).....>Angry Boss w/ Will Ferrell on FunnyOrDie.com..>
Chris's Details
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Hometown:
Soldotna, AK
Body type:
5' 11"
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:
Capricorn
Smoke / Drink:
No / No
Children:
Someday
Education:
Some college
Occupation:
Health Care
Chris's Schools
Oregon State University
Corvallis, OR
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Major: Graphic Design
Clubs: what club WASN'T I in...all of 'em...
1999 to 2000
Soldotna High School
Soldotna,Alaska
Graduated: 1999
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: The I'm-Better-Than-You-But-Not-Really-So-
I'll-Just-Pick-A-Corner-And-Cry-Myself-
To-Sleep Club...it was a pretty exclusive
club
I enjoy crosswords, the oldie radio station, taking large amounts of meds (not the mind altering kind, more like the keeping-me-alive variety), and yelling at any and all kinds of kids to get off my goddamn lawn...oh wait, is it Thursday? Well then, I also enjoy sitting in a broken lawn chair (y'know, the one with the ass blown out) next to a sidewalk with my forhead slathered in mayonaise (the lite kind...I don't want to look like a damn weirdo) while I toss out change...and as someone bends over to pick it up, I spank them on the ass with an oversized stale piece of french bread. Call me old fashioned...but to answer the question: five cats and an ice cream scoop.
Who I'd like to meet: Never, absolutely not...wait, what was the question again? No really, if he comes near me one more time, I swear to god I'm gonna hammer punch his clavicle...that guy is just an effin' jerk.
'Bout time you posted a new blog, you should put them together and make a book. Try not going so long before you write another one! Some of us wait and wait for your blog, so get it together man, jesus!
Well I know you've been a bit down in the dumps lately so I've got a bit of a present to cheer you up. It's a real doozy. Oh and if you didn't absolutely hate Diddy already...you will now FOR SURE!!!!!!!!!
Hey brother! I just wanted to let you and Coley know that we were able to make reservations for the two charters and the cruise. YAY! Theres just one tiny little problem...you and coley will be coming to Soldotna on a monday night, right? Well we're going king fishing tuesday morning at 5:30. So you guys can decide which one of you that will be. YAY! hahaha Anyways, wednesday is the cruise in Seward, and then Thursday we're down in Homer for halibut. But that charter doesn't leave until noon so you only have one early day. Not bad, eh? I am REALLY excited! =) And I probably should have made this a message instead of a comment....I apparently had more to say that I originally thought. Hmm. Love ya, Bye! =)
Heeeyyyyy brother. So about that message I left you the other night...the whole point of it was for you to call me back. Thats kinda what I was thinking anyways. Also, have I told you how proud I am of you now that you are a text messager? Haha Anyhoo...I'm leaving today to meet up with the other Gdula/Blanning women in Vegas. Too bad you're not a girl, then you could have came too! =) Oh, one more thing, when are you guys heading down to the peninsula for late christmas?
I was walkin down the street yesterday mindin my own biz. I saw a nice little number in the window of the shop across the street so I did a little j-walk manuever when a cop caming running out of the corner and gave his nightstick on the noodle.
rinkle domel doopity doo. we walk in the shadows, and shine in the darkness. to be is the one. the eternal flame. everlasting in the eternal goodness. that is word.
Hi Chrissy! So did you go to that concert? Was it crap-tastic? hhaha juuuust kidding. I know you like them. Anyhoo....I just got my ticket to come home for christmas! YAAAY! I'll be there from ..o the 31st. Not too bad, but I wish I could be there longer!
You know what? I have never seen that show and I have always wanted to! What channel is it on? Nice clip! You had better call me this weekend! I'm assuming you'll call tomorrow since you have obviously not called today. Anyhoo...if I don't hear from you then I'll call you. I miss ya and love ya!
