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Mike The Headless Chicken
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THE HEADLESS WONDER CHICKEN (I Lived for 18 months without a head!!)
Male
64 years old
Fruita, COLORADO
United States
Last Login: 12/3/2006
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Mike The Headless Chicken's Interests
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| General | Going to faraway cities and letting people pay a quarter to see me | | Music | I'm sorry, i cant hear... | | Movies | I'm sorry i can't see... | | Television | I'm sorry, I can't see... | | Books | I'm sorry, I can't see...plus I'm a chicken | | Heroes | Lloyd Oslen....he made me famous |
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Mike The Headless Chicken's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Fruita | | Body type: | 1' 8" / More to love! | | Zodiac Sign: | Virgo | | Smoke / Drink: | No / No | | Occupation: | Wonder Chicken | | Income: | $30,000 to $45,000 |
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About me:
Hi folks!
I'm Mike, a chicken...I've had a very interesting life for a chicken. Most just stand there pecking at the ground or laying eggs (not me! i'm a dude).Here is my story from the interesting part...
I loved my head...
I was 5 and a half months old. It was a windy september afternoon, (September 10th if you wanted to know) my owners wife wanted a plump chicken for dinner, her husband, Lloyds mother in law was visiting and liked chickens necks. Lloyd grabbed me and swung my heas clean off (it hurt, trust me). I remember staggering around and things but I couldn't see!
Me and my head again.
I survived this horrific incident, tried and tried to groom my feathers and to peck the food on the floor, but then i realised something was wrong. Then my loving owner fed me through my remaining throat with an eye drop pipette (though i can't forgive him for cutting my head off).
Me, strutting like a chicken should.
I also remember my master saying that I was going to the University of Utah in Salt Lake City!!! A bunch of scientists looked at me and determined that I had survived because the axe missed a deadly point in a vein in my neck and that part of the nerves in my neck along with a bit of brain were still intact, allowing me to live a normal, happy life (just without taste, sight, hearing and smell)...
During my life i grew from 2 1/2 Ibs to a whopping 8 Ibs!!! I have been on a National tour of the great USA. New York , Atlantic City , Los Angeles , and San Diego are some of the many places I have been in my extraordinary life. People even payed 25 cents to see me, the headless wonder chicken! I was valued at $10,000 and isured for that as well. I also hold a Guinness World Record for "the longest life of a chicken without a head". Cool!
Sadly, when I was returning from one of the trips, I started choking in a hotel in the Arizona desert, my dear owners were un able to find the eyedropper used to clear my throat, I passed away soon after...18 months I lived in total...
I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.1
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Who I'd like to meet:
All my adoring fans, who supported me through my accident and my owners, Clara and Lloyd Oslen...
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