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RevTim's Interests
General
I like partying, drinking, working out, staring at boobs, bowling, playin' Texas Hold'em, listening to loud and abusive tunes, playing loud and abusive tunes, watching movies, and hanging out with people as stupid as myself and my girlfriend who is much smarter than me. CAN YOU HANG WITH THIS????
Music
I must divide by genre, in no particular order:
ROCK/PUNK/METAL- TooL, Pantera, Guns n Roses, ELVIS, Aerosmith, Peter Gabriel, Alice In Chains, Skid Row, DOWN, Motley Crue, the Misfits, Iron Maiden, Metallica, Dream Evil, Black Sabbath, Queen, KISS, Oingo Boingo, Lamb of God, Dethklok, Living Colour, Soilwork, Exhorder, Cradle of Filth, Drive-By Truckers, Morbid Angel, Faith No More, Bad Religion, Sisters of Mercy, Cannibal Corpse, Megadeth, Sevendust, A Perfect Circle, Social D, Death, older AFI, Obituary, Rolling Stones, the Cure, Meshugga, Joy Division/New Order, Annihilator, Depeche Mode, and waaaay more.
COUNTRY-Johnny Cash, Hank Sr. and Hank III, Willie Nelson, Dolly, Patsy, Kitty, EmmyLou, Carter Family, FADE TO BLUEGRASS, ELVIS again, Merle, Waylon, Mindy Smith, etc.
RAP/SOUL-Dr. Dre, Snoop, PRINCE!!!, Ray Charles, Beastie Boys, Stevie Wonder, Sharon Jones & the Dap Kings, NWA, Eazy E, Ghostface, most Wu Tang, Marvin Gaye, Run DMC, Public Enemy, the TIME, I'm kinda into Kanye.
OTHERS-Danny Elfman, Madonna, Billie Holiday, Sinatra, Martin, the Rat Pack, 2 Many DJs, Sarah Vaughan, Ella Fitzgerald, Seu Jorge, 80's New Wave Hits, Gipsy Kings, John Coltrane, certain Horror Movie scores, and way too many more.
If you listen to ICP or anything associated with them you are a foolish foolish person. NO EAGLES allowed in my presence. Elvis is God and Don Henley is the Devil.
Movies
Horror, Comedy, and Porn....and sometimes one with all 3!!!
My favs: (in no order) Silence of the Lambs, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, the Exorcist, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Battle Royale, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Se7en, Anchorman: the Legend of Ron Burgundy, Super Troopers, Most George Romero zombie flicks, Donnie Darko, Interview with the Vampire, Beetlejuice, Suspiria, Ichi the Killer, Joe Dirt, Star Wars, Cannibal Holocaust, 3000 Miles to Graceland, Three Amigos, Funny Games, Dead Alive, PCU, V for Vendetta, the Jerk, Goonies, Bubba Ho-tep, Evil Dead Trilogy, Audition, the THISMEANSYOU home video!!! etc.
Television
The Simpsons, NINJA WARRIOR!, SNL, the Sopranos, Family Guy, X Files, Howard Stern, MXC, Heroes, sometimes a lil' Wrestling, CSI, I'm a Real World junkie, I must admit. the Munsters, Fresh Prince, Roseanne, Married...with Children, Twin Peaks, Man vs. Wild, Mythbusters, 24, remember the Friday the 13th show? THAT was da shiznit. Salute your shorts, Fraggle Rock, and the greatest show that 90% of you had forgotten about until now, MTV's "BUZZKILL". Wonder Showzen, Robot Chicken, Six Feet Under, and, of course, scrambled Skinemax when I was 11.
Books
Almost all Stephen King, "Haunted" by Chuck Pahlaniuk, "The Alphabet of Manliness" by Maddox, Richard Matheson, The Vampire Chronicles, the NIGHTWATCH series, "World War Z" by Max Brooks, This "Shawn Decker" character, Jack Ketchum and True Crime books. Does Hustler count as a book? Oh, and Harry Potter sucks.
Heroes
The King (Big E), Robert Goulet, Peter from Office Space, Joe Perry, and "V". Just remember, you are your own unique individual...just like everyone else.
About me: I like to have fun. I'm a legally ordained Reverend and have created my Church of Heavy Metal. Check it out here on MySpace. Apparently if you don't know me or take the time to get to know me, you're not going to like me. If you're that judgemental, don't be my friend. If you take ANYTHING I say that seriously, then don't be my friend. Peice of cake. Don't blame me if you don't like my sense of humor, blame God. He gave it to me. I have a girlfriend whom I love very very much and for some reason she loves me back. If you don't think Elvis is cool then you're not cool.
Who I'd like to meet: People who want to meet me. I wanna drink absinthe with Ernest Hemingway and blow up stuff with V. I wanna jam with Joe Perry and jam a spear into Don Henley. Already met my womanz.
Brutha. I shall not be attending your delicious extravaganza. I will be performing pop faves in front of many in McKinney, TX. Please switch with me....
Don't go seein' no Poison without calling big daddy. I'll call Rocket and get you the hook up.
WE ARE ALL BAD NEWWWZZZZ together...LOL!!! I'll look at you and give the little "shot gesture"...then you will look at me "shots"...and it just goes from there!!! HAHA!!!
Madonna - who is the main topic of the opening conversation - really liked the film but refuted Quentin Tarantino's interpretation of her song 'Like a Virgin'. She gave him a copy of her 'Erotica' album, signed "To Quentin. It's not about dick, it's about love. Madonna. "
Thanks for hangin out! Always good times, next time your women better be out as well!! I'm just glad Luigi wasn't there trying to take me back to Paris...LOL!!!! I totally should have vagina punched that redneck in the bathroom...oh well...there is always next time...mmuuhhaawwaahaawwaa
