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Thorne

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About me:

.. I figured out life a second ago fo' real, but now I lost it and I feel like shit. Wait I'm starting to remember. That's what it's all about. I can see it for a second but I am always distracted by the bubbling water in my mouth. It slides down my throat and now it comes up again into my mouth. For ever I shall have a little pool of whitish water in my mouth-lying low-grazing my tongue. And this pool is still me. And the tongue. And the chapped lips. And the grease from the triple-quarter pounder. I need to gain some weight. maybe I have a worm. Maybe I am a worm. Maybe I am a stretched out doughnut. Maybe I am a worm that grew bones on it's sides so that it could type on a computer, and bones on it's legs so that it can check the internet connection if things are running slow. But this is not an evolution. This is not progress, because progress implies that I should be happier now. I broke the bones of the worms that didn't grow fast enough and was accussd of genocide. Geno's Pizza. Zeno's paradox broke my mind and Mcgriddles broke my heart.

Who I'd like to meet:

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  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
  • Hometown: STL, where the fine ladies dwell.
  • Orientation: Not Sure
  • Body type: 5' 8" / Slim / Slender
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Other
  • Zodiac Sign: Aries
  • Children: Someday
  • Education: Some college
  • Occupation: Artist, Hot Beef Testosterone Injection
  • Income: $250,000 and Higher

Schools

  • School Of Art Institute Of Chicago

    • Chicago,Illinois
    • Graduated: 2006
    • Degree: Bachelor's Degree
    • Major: Memory games, Silica levels of the aorta, the heart's major blood pathway,
    • Clubs: HIV is a virus that affects the immune system. Pokemon cards are great for after-school activities/ fun or as a reward. You can also have your very own Calendar for your club, organization, or business, (doesn't necessarily have to be charmander or hitler)
    • Current Courses:
    2002 to 2006

  • Webster Groves High

    • St Louis,Missouri
    • Graduated: 2002
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    • Major: The Biz/ring (Cocaine), Foreign Exchange Students,
    • Clubs: Egyptian Rat Screw, POGS, Spin Fighters, Motorcross Nachos, Highways Rockstars, Sample Editors, Flea Hospital, Snap N Pops, Pops N Ice, Mark Twain Lookalikes, Headbands R Us, Gorrilla Warfare, Mr. Armando, Megan Harper
    1999 to 2002

Companies

  • Highway Rockstars

    • Chicago, IL US
    • Keyboardist, Shotgun.
    2000 - 2005

  • Art-Poker

    • Chicago, IL US
    • President
    2004 - 2005

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