caitlyn

About me:

megan is my lady..



firstly, i am a midget and i'm proud. i am cooler than megan. i fall over alot. i am a cheap drunk. i like penguins. i have a warped sense of humour, mostly just inappropriate and filthy. i go to uni but it's lame lame lame...i usually make a complete fool out of myself...sometimes intentional. i love megan but chuck is my hero, if u have the ability to fall asleep anywhere and everywhere u go (including kings cross) then i shall have an enternal respect for u. chuck and i like to wander around, and play gay chicken. merely due to the fact that it freaks people out and chuck is hot, well hot for a sand nigga at least... i am the ultiamte world champion at gay chicken, well at least better than chuck...well, except for those times when neither of us chicken out...that's when it's just plain gay, ya know, like lezzing out. but she loves it. fucking ethnic. megan is my wife, chuck is my lover. i live to *zing megan...coz its just so easy,(she's easy. BAM!) it wouldn't be as effective without chuck though coz you know, 2 on 1 styles is so way easier to fuck sumones shit up hey megs? *zing*. popcorn is the best food ever made. grilled cheese is cool too. i also plan on becoming world middle weight kick boxing champion so i can round-house kick chuck norris in the face when he asks me what the time is...yeah, i'll totally win. and i have a childhood love for he-man! sexy sexy he-man...buff mo fo with his cascading blonde locks...mmm













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