The 10th Street Hobos

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I always wished cameras were rolling while I was in an airport, eating a Big Montana on a moving sidewalk to "Arthur's Theme."Mood: hopeful hopeful16 hours ago view more

  • The 10th Street Hobos

  • Age: Private / Male
  • Pee Fart, Oklahoma, US
  • Last Login: Private

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Interests

  • General

    Fat girls who listen to The Fray.
  • Music

    I get half a hog during the opening hits of "Lowdown" by Boz Scaggs.
  • Movies

    None. Until they put Jake Busey, Robert Patrick, and the Ghost of Lee Marvin in Amadeus 2.
  • Television

    Intervention is always good for a laugh.
  • Books

    Rachel Ray's "How to Microwave Patio Burritos and Become a Multi-Millionaire"
  • Heroes

    Oprah's OBGYN. It takes a lot of guts to be up in her's.

Details

  • Status: Married
  • Hometown: Fried Bakington
  • Height: 8' 3"
  • Drink: Yes
  • Occupation: Webster's Dad

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About me:

http://www.10thstreethobos.com/

I once listened to Kenny Rogers' "She Believes in Me" 46 times in a row. One of my life goals is to shit my pants on live television. If I win Powerball, I plan to spend the rest of my days masturbating in public and soaking in fig oil like a modern day Aristippus of Cyrene.

I once said about Pistons GM Joe Dumars, "You pudgy, beautiful man. I'm gonna suck your chocolate dick and take the stripes right out of your underwear..."

Who I'd like to meet:

A man brave enough to turn 36 acres of Montana landfill into a haven for beautiful women who are willing to pay for mediocre sex with the stars of yesteryear - like "Return of the Mack's" Mark Morrison or TV's Larry Hagman. In other words, I'd like to meet myself. I'm the PT Barnum of Dicks.