I walked in and all I smelled was Liz Claiborne
And seen her spread across the bed naked watchin gay porn
She said "Come her big boy, lets get acquainted"
I turned around to run, twisted my ankle and sprained it
She came at me at full speed, nothin could stop her
I shot her five times and every bullet bounced off her
I started to beg "No, please let go"
But she swallowed my fuckin leg whole like an egg roll
With one leg left, now I'm hoppin around crippled
I grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her right nipple
Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick
Den Den, Go go gadget dick!
Whipped that shit out, and aint no doubt about it
It hit the ground and caused an earthquake and power outage
I shouted "Now bitch, lets see who gets the best!"
Stuffed that shit in crooked and fucked that fat slut to death (Ahh!! Ahhh!)
Come here bitch!
Heroes
R.I.P Peter Brock
( 1945 - 2006 )
"KING OF THE MOUNTAIN"
FEDOR EMELIANENKO
CHUCK LIDDELL "ICEMAN"
QUINTEN "RAMPAGE' JACKSON
MIRKO "CRO COP" FILIPOVIC
BJ PENN
Zeba's Details
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Zodiac Sign:
Gemini
Occupation:
chippy
Zeba in your extended network Posted at 12:06 PM Jul 15, 2007 view more
About me: I used to be a loudmouth, remember me? (uh-ah)
I'm the one who burned your house down(oh)
Well I'm out now (shit), and this time I'm comin back to blow ur house up
And I ain't gon leave you a window to jump out of
Give me two fat tabs and three shrooms
And you won't see me like fat people in steam rooms
And when I go to hell and I'm getn ready to leave
Ima put air in a bag and charge people breath!!!
Just about every decent myspace layout
Who I'd like to meet: BJ PENN DESTROYS FOR WORLD LIGHTWEIGHT UFC TITLE
im on crack............................................................................................................................................................................................................................c.w. a
not much really, jst uni n stuff. Cnt wait for all of it to finish and for summer to kick in! Booked my holiday for qld last week lol should be pretty good :)
lmaooo hawks is ur second team? how can there be a second team it means ur not a TRUE supporter lmao tsk tsk ... friday went to the city during th day, sat bros gf's mum come over to meet the fam n sunday soccer n watched the hawks play, why u say we shuld of gone to qbar?
lmfao ur such a loser lol, haha ur such a piss pot coming home at 11 AM goshh! did u do much yesterday? yeaa the HAWKS R THE SHIT WE WILL BE THE WINNERS OF THE GRAND FINAL:) what team u go for?
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