I walked in and all I smelled was Liz Claiborne
And seen her spread across the bed naked watchin gay porn
She said "Come her big boy, lets get acquainted"
I turned around to run, twisted my ankle and sprained it
She came at me at full speed, nothin could stop her
I shot her five times and every bullet bounced off her
I started to beg "No, please let go"
But she swallowed my fuckin leg whole like an egg roll
With one leg left, now I'm hoppin around crippled
I grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her right nipple
Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick
Den Den, Go go gadget dick!
Whipped that shit out, and aint no doubt about it
It hit the ground and caused an earthquake and power outage
I shouted "Now bitch, lets see who gets the best!"
Stuffed that shit in crooked and fucked that fat slut to death (Ahh!! Ahhh!)
Come here bitch!
Heroes
R.I.P Peter Brock
( 1945 - 2006 )
"KING OF THE MOUNTAIN"
FEDOR EMELIANENKO
CHUCK LIDDELL "ICEMAN"
QUINTEN "RAMPAGE' JACKSON
MIRKO "CRO COP" FILIPOVIC
BJ PENN
About me: I used to be a loudmouth, remember me? (uh-ah)
I'm the one who burned your house down(oh)
Well I'm out now (shit), and this time I'm comin back to blow ur house up
And I ain't gon leave you a window to jump out of
Give me two fat tabs and three shrooms
And you won't see me like fat people in steam rooms
And when I go to hell and I'm getn ready to leave
Ima put air in a bag and charge people breath!!!
Just about every decent myspace layout
Who I'd like to meet: BJ PENN DESTROYS FOR WORLD LIGHTWEIGHT UFC TITLE
im on crack............................................................................................................................................................................................................................c.w. a
not much really, jst uni n stuff. Cnt wait for all of it to finish and for summer to kick in! Booked my holiday for qld last week lol should be pretty good :)
hm and how much will u pay me for swopping?? =] aww y cant u guys come out this long w.e i got exams comin up in like 3 weeks so im not sure if im going out next week!!
hahahaha u crak me up we were good kids, thanks zeba ;) ...from what i can remember anyways... =P ahhh im not obsessed i swear.. ok maybe just malo =[ i think i gotta get over this kid, its bad for my health. AHAH!
mellliii is good!!! u want her baddd ;) but guess what shes all mine! mwahah!
