A lot of you may have seen me on the telly a few years ago. That profile picture I had taken at the time is awful though. No proper lighting or anything. You just can't get the staff these days.
Anyway, I digress. Since topping myself on New Year's Day 1995, it's been a bit quiet for me. There are a few people I'd like to say hello to though. First of all, the gorgeous Mrs Rosemary West (Hi babes, sorry I missed your last birthday, but I'm dead) and to all my kids. Sorry for bumming most of you but old habits die hard (like me)
