Lexis

About me:

Okayy so her name is Alexis and I didnt approve of her last about me so this is her new one. ::
Shes 16.
Her favorite person is Sara Nicole.
She enjoys exiting bathrooms dressed as old ladys, murder victims, etc.
Do not encourage her to hide in dress up bins, for she will get stuck upon attempt to spring out.
You shouldnt trust her with whipcream and paper plates because she tends to make pies and throw them at peoples faces.
She is a proud member of the Three Tangoes [[ she is number Tres ]]
She tends to write in these things about how much she hates people, but thats just to hide the fact that she dresses up in a variety of shirts, scarfs, wigs, pompoms, tutus, and other uncommon clothing additives and dances in basements to strange music in forementioned attire.
She also enjoys verbally abusing innocent bystanders in convience stores with friends of less awesomeness than me.
[ btw, she is not happy about me writing all of this information ]
It has also become known worldwide that she likes to lipsync while impersonating Britney Spears and the cast of High School Musical.
She is now quite mad at me and I should probably stop now before she murders me in my sleep.
So ta ta for now.!
[[ The above text was written by her favorite cousin ;; Sara Nicole <33 ]]