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Dolph Lundgren

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Interests

  • General

    Liz, Duh!, study buddies, Gary's girlfriend, Rio, Pizza, Chocolate milk, Mom drawing my baths, gulash, spagaetti and meatballs, roller bladding, hamburgers with heavy mustard, and JUSTIN HOLLAND.....But Liz is numero uno! Ditchin my friends birthdays for Liz. Calling Jeff Holland to hear nice things about JUSTIN!

  • Music

    I love shitty music; the fray, illfluence, finch, aaron copeland, barry manilow, any song that clay aiken or ruben studdard made or covered.

  • Movies

    X-Men series, Xena warrior princess, Xanadu, anything that starts with an X not excluding XXX gay porn. Straight porn is good but I dont do girls cause I used to be one. I will tell Liz when I think she is ready. Besides she only likes Death Blow: Murder One. That is the kind of porn that makes me think Liz and me are not going to work out.

  • Television

    Ask my roomates cause they cant watch tv...the dvr is full. <embed allowScriptAccess="never" enableJavaScript="false" src="http://lads.myspace.com/slides/photoslider.swf?u=116595436"; type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="445" height="230"

  • Books

    What?

  • Heroes

    Liz, Shantell, DiJana, Kalena, Danielle Gauldin, Sarah Cordova, Alicia Gofreddie, Elizabeth Alwein, Audra (It just flowed in my mouth), Haley, Liz, Liz, Liz, Liz, Liz, Liz, Liz, Liz, Liz. did I mention liz.

Blurbs

About me:

My name is Chris and I like penis, penos, and panis. Get the picture. Someone get a cock and I will love the shit out of it and, if possible, off of it. I like a hot piece of meat in between my hot buns all slathered up with KY brand mustard. Just be careful of my two pump jump policy, if you're too close to the main event your face is going to get slathered up, too. And that's how I met Liz. .. I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4 body{ background-color:rgb(255,0,0); scrollbar-face-color:rgb(0,0,255); scrollbar-base-color:rgb(0,0,255); scrollbar-3dlight-color:rgb(255,255,0); scrollbar-shadow-color:rgb(255,255,0); scrollbar-darkshadow-color:rgb(255,255,0); scrollbar-highlight-color:rgb(255,255,0); scrollbar-track-color:rgb(0,255,0); scrollbar-arrow-color:rgb(102,0,204); } body, div, p, strong, td, .text, .blacktext10, .blacktext12, a.searchlinkSmall, a.searchlinkSmall:link, a.searchlinkSmall:visited{ color:rgb(0,0,0); font-size:12pt; font-weight:normal; font-style:normal; text-decoration:none; text-transform:none; font-family:tahoma,sans-serif; } .orangetext15, strong, .lightbluetext8, .whitetext12, .nametext, .btext, .redtext, .redbtext{ color:rgb(0,0,0); font-weight:bold; font-style:normal; text-decoration:none; text-transform:uppercase; font-family:tahoma,sans-serif; } a, a font, a:link, a:visited, a.navbar, a.navbar:link, a.navbar:visited, a.man, a.man:link, a.man:visited, a.man font, a.redlink, a.redlink:visited{ color:rgb(255,255,0); font-weight:normal; font-style:normal; text-decoration:underline ; text-transform:uppercase; font-family:tahoma,sans-serif; } a:hover, a:hover font, a:active, a.navbar:hover, a.navbar:active, a.man:hover, a.man:active, a.man:hover font, a.searchlinkSmall:hover, a.searchlinkSmall:active, a.redlink:hover, a.redlink:hover{ color:rgb(0,0,0); font-weight:normal; font-style:normal; text-decoration:underline ; text-transform:lowercase; } table table table, div table table{ border-style:groove; border-width:2px; } table table table table, div table table table{ border-style:none; } A IMG{ border-style:none; } a .. I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

Who I'd like to meet:

Someone who thinks that I actually have intrinsic value. Brad Anderson...He owns Best Buy, I work there with Liz. It's complicated cause I love her but she is a cashier and I am in Home Theater. I get to talk to her all day via text message. This vicious love triangle has my head spinning faster than a spoon in chocolate milk. Boy, now if I could just meet a head doctor with a big penis...

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
  • Hometown: TBPH, Express
  • Orientation: Not Sure
  • Body type: 8' 11" / Some extra baggage
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Other
  • Zodiac Sign: Pisces
  • Children: Undecided
  • Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
  • Education: High school
  • Occupation: Best Buy Theater Guy, Near Employee of the Month
  • Income: Less than $30,000

Schools

  • Metropolitan State College Of Denver

    • Denver, CO
    • Graduated: N/A
    • Major: Dickin around
    • Minor: Liz
    • Clubs: Liz
    • Greek: Lambda Iota Zeta
    2006 to Present

Companies

  • BEST BUY

    • Denver, Colorado US
    • Dip Shit that loves Liz
    Dates I started living: day Liz came to work

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