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Nicollet Village Video's Interests
General
Movies, Documentaires, TV shows, Concert footage, just about anything on tape or DVD.
Music
Patsy Cline? the Clash? J.Lo? Bad Religion? Elvis? Gilbert and Sullivan? The Geto Boys? Whatever you're looking for, we've probably got it. Jesus, we even have 2 Avril Lavigne DVDs.
Movies
Many. You name it, we've probably got it. If we don't, we can probably get it. We could put up a list, but thats too much work and we don't get paid enough.
Television
Buffy, Farscape, Wonderfalls, The Venture Bros, WonderShozen, Firefly, Freaks and Geeks, Both versions of the Office, Gilmore Girls, The Young Ones, Six Feet Under, Sopranos, Sex and the City, Lost, Andy Griffith Show (for old people), The Wire, Boston Legal, My so-called Life, Battlestar Galatica (Old and New), Crank Yankers, Stargate, Degarassi Jr. High, Friends, Kids in the Hall, The Electric Company, Mary Tyler Moore, Family guy, simpsons, South Park, and just about every HBO series and BBC detective show you can think of. Plus many more!
Books
Yeah, lots, 'cause we're a VIDEO RENTAL STORE! jeez...
You like movies? We got 'em. 70,000 different titles. DVD and VHS, mainstream Hollywood, TV series, obscure, foreign, documentaries, Martial Arts, J-horror, and not to mention the just plain odd. All lifestyles, all genres. Plus, we got more porn than you can shake a stick at.
You can find us at: 1601 Nicollet Ave S., Minneapolis, MN. 55403. Or feel free to call and bug us with inane questions at: (612) 813-0079. Open till midnight seven days a week.
How awesome are we? You can rent 4 pink sticker movies for 4 days for the low, low price of $5 and you can get 4 four day porns for only $10! Thats Spanktastic! New Releases are $3.50 for 1 night. And brand spanking new porn is only $3.95 for one night! Where else can you get that kind of deal? Nowhere, thats where... except here.
We are just a Video RENTAL store. The only movies we sell are used VHS porn and thats it. Please don't ask, people have disappeared for asking too often.
Remember to rewind your films and to put them in the right case, We're telling you this because renting videos is such a new fangled experience... Also, the first person to make the "how do you rewind a DVD?" joke gets a shovel to the face.
Movies are easily returned on top of the giant red target at the end of the counter, directly underneath the sign that says: "RETURN MOVIES HERE!" (this confuses some people...) Please, Do NOT use the Drop Box when we are open. All movies are due at 7 p.m. Yes, 7 p.m. No, not midnight. Yes, I know Blockbuster has their movies due at midnight, but guess what? We ain't Blockbuster.
We're all about the product, people, not about holding your hand for you. If you want a personalized corporate ass kissing, you've come to the wrong place.
Who I'd like to meet:
Anyone with a valid I.D. and a Visa or Mastercard. A debit card works if it has your name and a Visa or Mastercard logo.
You have to use your Credit card for your first rental and yes, this means you can NOT use cash the first time.
Why do we need your credit card information? How else do you expect us to pay for our Customized Ferraris, our fleet of yachts and our private island?
Also, please remember to leave your bag up front when you come in, so the homeless people can steal them. They're people too, you know.
Plus, we're dog very friendly. We even have treats! In fact if forced to choose, we will choose the dog before the person.
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Oh well I am honored that the "Most Wound Up employee" award is being retired at my leaving. Free parking for life is also very nice. And what was that book you mentioned? "Getting Laid Regularly" I will definitely have to take a gander at that one. And for your information I cycle my music between Brittany Spears, Evanesence, and Claus Nomi! I have no idea how Dropkick Murphy got on there. Thanks for the heads on my music though much appreciated.
I hate this video store. Everyone there is rude, aggressive and obnoxious. You people make me sick to my stomach! I'll have you know that I just filed a complaint with the better business bureau about you, and that action will be taken soon. Good day to you sir!
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I was in Minneapolis for The Holidays and stopped Nicollet Village Video.
I really miss the variety and selection at NVV. - Hands Down - THE BEST DVD/VHS RENTAL STORE IN MINNESOTA.
Honestly, L.A. doesnt have a video store this good.
It is truly The Neighborhood Video/DVD Store BIGGER Then The WHOLE NEIHBORHOOD - Go Check'em out!
Much Love & Happy Rentals,
Fancy Ray McCloney
ps Don't forget: 4 Movies, 4 Days = ONLY 5 Bucks!!!
Wow, you know what Im pretty sure I asked Chris if we should do a website like this months ago and he said, "Thats the worst fuckin Idea, you know how often we would have to update it!" Oh yah.
My name is Fancy Ray McCloney and I endorse THIS Video Store!
The Best Movies, Best Prices and if YOU can get The Owner -Chris- to smile on a Tuesday - I'll pay 1/5th for your (next) rental...
FRM
ps I started as a customer/fan of Nicollet Village Video and became thier Spokesman. This is a case of Cream rising and The Universe putting a Cherry On Top!
4 Movies, 4 Days - Only 5 Bucks!!!
