Switchblade Rollers.
"Wanted: Bad Reputations..."

Female
27 years old
CLARKSVILLE, TENNESSEE
United States



Last Login: 11/2/2006
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GeneralInterests: Humiliation tactics, indecent behavior, nasty attitudes, wedgies, victims of circumstance, vulgarity, buttcracks, Pabst Blue Ribbon, former jail sentences, extreme fashion, trailer culture, lot lizards, bruises, discrimination, exploitation, public intoxication, crude femininity, slashin' tires, Aqua Net, keying bitches cars, cooking, make-up, perversity, online banking, crushing glass & putting it in peoples food, commodities, self-sabotaging, acting, geriatrics, gambling, voyeurism, exaggeration, lighting cigarettes via toaster, AA meetings, black mail, chemistry sets, hood rats, tripping people, wet willies, head locks, impersonating cops, cattle prods, indian burns, detention, playing uncle, staple guns, dentures, borrowing money, acid flashbacks, local drug dealers, electrical appliances in bathtubs...oops, fishnets, mouse traps, late fees, terrorism chic wear, robots, bustin' windows, public urination, getting kicked outta bars, diet sodas, Windsor pilates, bait shops, chubby chasers, getting paid, cap guns, blood stains, etc.
MusicElvis, Horrorpops, Guana Batz, Tiger Army, Rancid, Billy Idol, Legendary Shack Shakers, Lunachicks, Stray Cats, Bikini Kill, Le Tigre, Huggy Bear, Metric, Johnny Cash, Moldy Peaches, Dropkick Murphys, Toasters, Mekons, Ween, Flogging Molly, BR5-49, Ladytron, The Cars, Gene Vincent, They Might Be Giants, Groovie Ghoulies, Minor Threat, The Dickies, DeadCats, Robert Gordon, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Madness, Suicidal Tendencies, Servotron, Blue Stingrays, Amazing Crowns, Judy & The Loadies, Combustible Edison, Melt Banana, Dead Kennedys, Frantic Flintstones, Buddy Holly, Rancid, Jerry Lee Lewis, Pogues, The Clash, Joe Strummer, Phil Harris, Ramones, The Streets, Adam & His Ants, The Sufaris, Penetration, Etc.
MoviesJohn Waters Rocks My Socks Off.
HeroesRoller Girls, Traci Lords, Jerry Springer, & Your Mom.
Groups: Switchblade Rollers.Renegade RollergirlsRoller Derby RocksThe Bruisers - Arizona Roller DerbyThe Surly GurliesSmash SquadBad News BeatersTough Cookies

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     Switchblade Rollers.'s Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Hometown:Clarksville, TN
Body type:5' 11"
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Scientologist
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Occupation:Switchblade Rollers - Roller Derby League.

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Switchblade Rollers.
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   Switchblade Rollers.'s Blurbs
About me:
"Roller derby... Isn't that for bad girls?" Uh - Yeah... Currently, we are recruiting dedicated females to join a roller derby league in Clarksville, TN. We will be the first and only roller derby league in TN (since the 1940's). To join, you must be 18 or over and must not mind getting banged up. Entry skill levels are not important. It doesn't matter, if you have never been on skates or are an excellent skater. It is our job, as a league to work together.. Eventually, everyone will be able to hold their own out on the rink. If it sounds cool, but not for you... announcers, referees, water boys/girls, towel boys/girls, etc. are needed. We also have positions available for fundraising, sponsorships, and promoting. If you are interested in joining, e-mail SwitchbladeRollers@yahoo.com or powgomonkeygo@yahoo.com. Would love to answer questions.
Who I'd like to meet:
Anyone curious or interested.

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Devorah~ Deadly Vermongel





Jan 8 2008 2:58 AM

Sorry but a friend of mine wrote something really bad about u in their myspace blog, u need to see it. here is the link...http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=6463587&blogID=13379999
Devorah~ Deadly Vermongel





Jan 8 2008 2:56 AM

Sorry but a friend of mine wrote something really bad about u in their myspace blog, u need to see it. here is the link...http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=6463587&blogID=13379999
Devorah~ Deadly Vermongel





Jan 7 2008 3:41 PM

hey my friend saw your profiole and thinQks you look holt! she is new to mysp3ace but wants to chat with you on msRn mesZsenger her name on there is emily20bloor@hotmail.com
Devorah~ Deadly Vermongel





Jan 3 2008 3:52 PM

Rip Jenny

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm.fuseaction=user.viewprofile=11523822
Devorah~ Deadly Vermongel





Dec 26 2007 3:59 PM

Rip Jenny

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm.fuseaction=user.viewprofile=11523822
Brianne





Dec 26 2007 12:54 PM

hey whats up? i just tried this website and this thing is crazy i think it really works lol. you just answer a few questions and it shows you everyone from school who has a crush on you

try it here
Devorah~ Deadly Vermongel





Dec 25 2007 7:25 PM

Hey visit this cool website I found, if you go here you can find out who your crush is, it works great!

So come and check this site out!
Devorah~ Deadly Vermongel





Dec 22 2007 11:35 PM

Hey visit this cool website I found, if you go here you can find out who your crush is, it works great!

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Dec 22 2007 12:03 PM

crazy pics on my friends profile she is so gorgeous

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm.fuseaction=user.viewprofile=11523822
Devorah~ Deadly Vermongel





Dec 20 2007 10:09 AM

Wow Look at this girls Pics. Who poses newd on myspace anyways!?

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm.fuseaction=user.viewprofile=11523822
Calamity





Nov 2 2007 4:44 AM

Kristenmeme





Oct 27 2007 8:16 PM




Brianne





Oct 25 2007 3:29 PM

Calamity





Oct 24 2007 7:07 PM

Timmay





Sep 19 2007 2:11 PM

hocus
Hell City Tattoo Fest





Feb 25 2007 10:43 AM

href="http://www.hellcitytattoofest.com/">Check out the *HELL CITY TATTOO TOUR* website!!
Charlene Lanzel





Dec 29 2006 2:17 PM

HAPPY NEW YEAR, Rollers!!!

I’m happy to announce, for the first time ever, the arrival of the new 2007 Charlene Lanzel Pin-Up Calendar!



GET IT HERE!

Have a great holiday!
xoxo
Charlene
L.A. Derby Dolls





Dec 23 2006 6:39 PM

Kelly ka-BOOM OG/TC





Dec 17 2006 8:05 PM

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Adam





Nov 2 2006 7:18 PM

I'll still be your announcer.
Lydia Punch





Feb 7 2006 11:18 AM

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Rojalita





Jan 3 2006 11:02 AM

Did ya catch Rollergirls on A&E last night? It rocked!!!! Wish I could round up some girls here in Memphis! When is your next meet? I'd like to be there? Happy New Year!!!
WINK Photography





Dec 24 2005 6:12 PM

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Atlanta Rollergirls (Dirty South Derby!)





Dec 11 2005 7:28 AM

How's the recruiting going, ladies? Keep rolling and let us know if we can help you out in any way! Dirty South Derby Love! SMOOCH! ~ARG
Ideaman





Nov 28 2005 11:08 AM

For a good time visit us at Crazy 8s Holiday Extravaganza - December 8th at the Mercy Lounge doll.

Paulie B
LolaPop





Oct 28 2005 10:41 AM

My Fourteen Favorite Girls!!" (On MySpace)

Firstly, I want all of you to know that I love you to death!
It's hard for me to only pick 14 gals to send this to, so consider yourself lucky ... and LOVED!

If I don't get this back I understand. And will not be offended.

Once you read this letter,
you must send it to 14 females....

The Females you favor the most!!
Ideaman





Sep 18 2005 3:46 PM

let's RUMBLE!

paulie b
crazy 8's showcase
Betty Dylan





Aug 31 2005 1:26 PM

Thanks for supporting us fools trying to make music without corporate sponsorship (unless you know a corporate sponsor who will give us $$$) :}}
Lynda Kay





Aug 29 2005 6:38 PM

Howdy Honey!
Just stoppin' by to say hi and letting
you know that I'm playing some shows
in your neck of the woods with rockabilly
guitar legend Danny B. Harvey
coming up real soon!
Keep on a-rockin'!
yer pal...Lynda Kay
The Octopus Project





Aug 15 2005 7:00 PM

Roo!
Love,
Ideaman





Aug 14 2005 11:59 AM

Come join us for Crazy 8s!!!

CRAZY 8’s ROCKABILLY ROUND UP
MERCY LOUNGE - Nashville - USA
Thurs. Sept. 1st @ 9pm
Western swing lessons at 8pm

Revisit the beginnings of the country western movement as regional and national entertainers gather for the newest old thing to hit Music City since the Sons of the Pioneers. Join the punch-drunk Paulie B of Ideaprov and his co-hosts Miss Lolly Pop of the Original Sin Twins and Minnie Pearl (aka Holly Anderson) as they spotlight a talented cast of characters. This show boasts of comedy, vintage music, sultry dance, magic and much more. Show starts at 8pm. $7 cover. $10 for ages 18 to 20 with proper I.D.

THE MERCY LOUNGE is a premiere venue for vintage entertainment and will host this hootenanny of regulars – from starlets to cigarette girls, barflies to bouncers, six stringers to six shooters. Enjoy your favorite mug of beer, sarsaparilla, colorful colloquialisms and the occasional bar brawl. Hee haw.

Harry Fontana's Farewell Show
Nic Roulette & Hillbilly Casino
John England's Western Swingers
Phil Hummer the Michigan Hillbilly
Judy Wright
The Raggedettes
Marvelous Mangoes - dance
Vera VaVoom – sultry moves & music
Big Daddy Cool - magic

Babes, booze and belly laughs.
Ideaman





Jul 5 2005 8:34 AM

YOWZA - we need a lil representation at Crazy 8s this thursday night gurls...

Crazy 8’s Showcase Internacionale! Revisit The Golden Age of Television. Join the punch-drunk Paulie B as he spotlights a talented cast of characters including burlesque, vintage music, beatnik poetry, dance, magic comedy and daring sideshow feats. Experience the legends of the past and the stars of the future.

Step back into 1957 as our venue is transformed into a sultry lounge chock full of regulars – from starlets to cigarette girls, barflies to bouncers. Enjoy drink specials, colorful colloquialisms and the occasional shake down.

The newest old thing in Nashville.

Big Daddy Cool – Hip magic for cool kats
Roxie Applebaum – Hostess with the Mostest
The Ragedettes – Depression Era roots rock
Ike Jonson – Sizzlin’ country swing
Rachel Rodriguez – TexMex folklorico music
Marvelous Mangoes – Eye poppin’ dance trancers
Scott Cantrell – the court jester of jugglingl
Jack Cassady (John Mauldin) – Beatnik poetry
Tango Nashville – Latin dance extraordinaire

Last month’s show SOLD OUT and received pages of press in the Nashville Rage and Tennessean.

Gravity is conveniently located next to On The Rocks at 1530 Demonbreun Street, near Musica. There’s plenty of free parking across the street.

Babes, booze and belly laughs.

For more information on performance dates, times and ticket purchases, visit www.ideaprov.com . For information on Ideaprov, contact Paul Bellos at contact@ideaprov.com or call 615.347.2001.
Mei Lin





Jul 3 2005 10:30 AM

Awesome to meet you last night!
Angela





Jul 2 2005 2:07 PM

Sadly, I regret to inform that I will not be able to join this kick ass team. My ex-boyfriend is an asshole and I am moving back to Tampa. I'm so glad I got to meet everybody and I will keep in touch!
sad...small....so delicate





Jul 1 2005 5:29 PM

i was workin on the 28th. sorry couldnt make the meeting but if u let me know when thr next on is ill try 2 be there.
Lola the bosom-smuggled lovebird





Jul 1 2005 4:18 PM

Hey Sextet,
Thanks for telling me...what time?I don't Marty...that ok?
xoxo
Sweetness





Jul 1 2005 9:25 AM

I was in New Jersey on the 28th. Sorry I didnt make the meeting. I'm still interested so let me know about the next meeting ok. Email me and let me know what I missed!
sara





Jun 29 2005 11:26 AM

I am immensely glad I came. You were great, everyone was great, it was all good, really.

I am looking forward to kicking some ass.
And thinking really hard about a name. Haha!
Lola the bosom-smuggled lovebird





Jun 29 2005 11:00 AM

I'm a dork...we got there last night only to find that the ballroom dance lesson don't start until NEXT Tuesday....so we went to dinner. Yum! BTW...I thought you did a good job speaking in front of people...better than I would have...I'm only decent behind a mike. ;-)
Angela





Jun 28 2005 5:51 PM

I AM SO EXCITED!!
Rojalita





Jun 27 2005 6:42 PM

Hey there you gorgeous gals!! Roller derby-HELL YEAH!!!! Thanks for the add. Hope to meet you dames soon.