Switchblade Rollers.

Interests: Humiliation tactics, indecent behavior, nasty attitudes, wedgies, victims of circumstance, vulgarity, buttcracks, Pabst Blue Ribbon, former jail sentences, extreme fashion, trailer culture, lot lizards, bruises, discrimination, exploitation, public intoxication, crude femininity, slashin' tires, Aqua Net, keying bitches cars, cooking, make-up, perversity, online banking, crushing glass & putting it in peoples food, commodities, self-sabotaging, acting, geriatrics, gambling, voyeurism, exaggeration, lighting cigarettes via toaster, AA meetings, black mail, chemistry sets, hood rats, tripping people, wet willies, head locks, impersonating cops, cattle prods, indian burns, detention, playing uncle, staple guns, dentures, borrowing money, acid flashbacks, local drug dealers, electrical appliances in bathtubs...oops, fishnets, mouse traps, late fees, terrorism chic wear, robots, bustin' windows, public urination, getting kicked outta bars, diet sodas, Windsor pilates, bait shops, chubby chasers, getting paid, cap guns, blood stains, etc.