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		Female 84 years old Brooklyn, New York United States Last Login: 6/22/2009

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Meander, n. To proceed sinuously and aimlessly. The word is the ancient name of a river about one hundred and fifty miles south of Troy, which turned and twisted in the effort to get out of hearing when the Greeks and Trojans boasted of their prowess.

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Abe	May 28 2008 6:17 AM
Abe	Oct 6 2007 9:01 PM By the way, Liz, who do you think is the hottest hunk in Manchester? OR...
Abe	Aug 3 2007 5:26 PM Make it happen, Liz! All your progressive dreams could become reality!
Abe	May 25 2007 12:57 AM Michael Jackson wants Vegas robot 03/27/2007 4:00 PM, Yahoo! Music Dotmusic Michael Jackson is in discussions about creating a 50-foot robotic replica of himself to roam the Las Vegas desert, according to reports. The pop legend is currently understood to be living in the city, as he considers making a comeback after 2004's turbulent child sex case. It has now been claimed that his plans include an elaborate show in Vegas, which would feature the giant Jacko striding around the desert, firing laser beams. If built, the metal monster would apparently be visible to aircraft as they come in to land in the casino capital. It is the centerpiece of an elaborate Jackson-inspired show in Vegas, according to Andre Van Pier, the robot's designer. Luckman Van Pier, his partner at the company behind the proposal, claims blueprints have been drawn up for the show and seen by the star. "Michael's looked at the sketches and likes them," he told the New York Daily News. On the subject of the robot, he continued: "It would be in the desert sands. Laser beams would shoot out of it so it would be the first thing people flying in would see."
Emily	Apr 9 2007 4:43 PM liz, love the new pic! very flattering lighting, though may i say you look a tad high-maintenance?
sophy	Apr 2 2007 9:54 AM also, it looks like you "want to meet" a kangaroo, if i'm not mistaken? have you read about their multi pronged penises? Pretty outrageous.
sophy	Apr 2 2007 9:53 AM hey liz, thanks for the birthday drawing -- it looks much better than the ones the New Yorker wants people to put jokes to. you can't beat a happy pig. SEE YOU SOON. sophy
Emily	Feb 28 2007 9:28 PM wow, just yesterday i was staring at a picture of this guy in my boss's office, moyishly considering his physique! how absolutely perfect. i am feeling so generous that part two just got a little shorter.
Emily	Feb 13 2007 10:40 PM i'm so glad you picked paula. me too! poptarts? the butt cam?
Abe	Feb 8 2007 7:07 PM Hey Liz, who is your favorite?
Abe	Feb 6 2007 11:47 PM
Abe	Dec 21 2006 6:45 PM Oh shit, I forgot about this! TIME Magazine, Monday, Dec. 18, 1995 BAD? WELL, NOT GOOD, ANYWAY Two days before a highly publicized concert that despite featuring mimes was supposed to give a much needed shot in the arm to his career, it was MICHAEL JACKSON himself who was getting medical help. The singer collapsed while rehearsing and was rushed to the hospital, where his doctors diagnosed a viral infection; diarrhea had led to severe dehydration, which in turn caused an irregular heartbeat and dangerously low blood pressure. Wife Lisa Marie, sister Janet and mother Katherine rushed to the star's bedside, but it wouldn't be the Jackson family without sniping from LaToya, who first intimated that her brother might be faking it but, on hearing the doctors' reports, reversed herself. The concert was postponed, and Jackson's condition was improving, thanks clearly in part to the posters of Shirley Temple, Walt Disney and Topo Gigio that were brought to his room. Meanwhile, the besieged hospital set up a hotline with a taped message detailing Jackson's condition, updated daily and offering an opportunity for the word stable to be used in describing him. CNN LIVE EVENT/SPECIAL Entertainer Michael Jackson Opens Nasdaq Aired August 30, 2001 - 09:26 ET THIS IS A RUSH TRANSCRIPT. THIS COPY MAY NOT BE IN ITS FINAL FORM AND MAY BE UPDATED. LEON HARRIS, CNN ANCHOR: Let's go live to the Nasdaq, as we see the king of pop there about to ring the opening bell, or whatever it is they do at the Nasdaq. You never did find out yesterday. DARYN KAGAN, CNN ANCHOR: We're about to find out. He is also going to be presented with something. Let's listen in. (JOINED IN PROGRESS) KAGAN: Posing for pictures this morning at the Nasdaq. As we mentioned, Michael Jackson is there to start the day of business. This is part of a big campaign to kick off his new single and new album. He's also celebrating 30 years as a solo artist. Michael Jackson is turning 43 years old. Doesn't that make you feel old, Leon. HARRIS: That makes me feel very old, because I remember the first albums of the Jackson Five. As a matter of fact, I still have them somewhere. UNIDENTIFIED MALE: You put your hand on that, because you're going to push down on that, and this whole wall is going to light up. See what it says? You're going to push at 9:30, in 18 seconds. CROWD: Nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one. (CROSSTALK) UNIDENTIFIED MALE: You lit it all up. (CROSSTALK) UNIDENTIFIED MALE: We've got a poster from 1934 which we don't think any of you have in your collection of Shirley Temple, and it's... MICHAEL JACKSON, ENTERTAINER: Oh, my gosh. (CROSSTALK) CROWD: (SINGING "HAPPY BIRTHDAY) (APPLAUSE) JACKSON: I'm deeply moved. This very special moment for me. Thank you, David, and Wick and Nasdaq. Thank you so much. I love you and all the fans. Thank you. (APPLAUSE) JACKSON: Thank you so much. (APPLAUSE) KAGAN: Not your average day on Nasdaq. Michael Jackson starting the business day there. Lots of fans outside very excited. Nasdaq could use a little bit of boost. It's having tough time three days of losing market. The Nasdaq was down 21 points. Dow down 131 points yesterday. Let's go to our Bill Tush who is standing and outside that Big Board by Times Square with all the fans -- Bill. All right, while we wait -- there he is. Hey -- Bill. BILL TUSH, CNN CORRESPONDENT: I was just saying that I'm surprised that Michael stayed as long as he did. Of course the fans went crazy. And they presented him with a poster, a Shirley Temple poster from the 1930s, and he really seemed touched by it. You think all the things people give him over the year, but he genuinely liked that. And a birthday cake, they sang "Happy Birthday." It's his 43rd birthday. Be interesting to see if the moonwalk gets a little slower at the concern next Friday night. But again, to talk about why he's here is because Nasdaq is hosting a party after his concert next week at Madison Square Garden. And the fans came through the barricade, as you can expect, as soon as he came out. I wanted to talk to the girl from Germany, but when she saw Michael walk away, because she was almost ready to faint. But when Michael walked away, she thought he was coming out the side door and immediately ran to that. But the fans are still here, and I guess they will hang around until he leaves and probably a little while after that. But that's the situation from the Nasdaq in Times Square -- Guys. KAGAN: Michael Jackson getting a piece of cake for his 43rd birthday, as Bill was mentioning. He got a cake and poster, a Shirley Temple poster. Michael Jackson turning 43 years old, marking 30 years as solo artist. There is a concert. There is a new single, and a new album as well. Bill Tush, thank you very much, at Times Square. We're going to talk a little bit about how relevant Michael Jackson is to the pop scene coming up with a writer from "Spin" magazine. Right now, looks like there's right more live pictures as Michael Jackson takes a bite. It looks like it's a vanilla cake for his 43rd birthday. HARRIS: Are you surprised? KAGAN: That's it vanilla. I think you can say that, but I can't. HARRIS: I'm not surprised. (LAUGHTER)
Abe	Dec 14 2006 7:20 PM Oh shit, I'm sorry that I've been leaving you so many comments, but I thought of another great Michael Jackson moment! I used to work at a record store, and I made it a point to take shitty promotional cds if they looked entertaining. One of my greatest finds was an album modestly titled I'm Just Corey by a beaming young boy named Corey. I assumed he was going to be another rapper in the vein of the then-popular "Lil's". Much to my surprise, Corey was a smooth R&B singer! I'm Just Corey is a really creepy and unsettling listen. Corey sings in a breathy, seductive whisper that's totally unsuitable for a prepubescent kid! Corey’s songs aren't the type of mindless kid party anthems popularized by Aaron Carter. Corey specializes in smooth, sexy ballads – even his duet with Shaquille O’Neal, “MVP”, is about having a crush on a girl. The entire record is filled with creepy songs like "Cutest Girl", "2 Can Play That Game" and a perennial Abe Scott mixtape favorite, "If I Was Older". The most disturbing track on the record is “All I Do”, an impassioned duet with Michael Jackson. Michael doesn’t sing very much on the track, which makes it even creepier. He chimes in with “Won’t you please be mine” a few times while Corey sings about a classmate that he has a crush on. (Copies of I’m Just Corey are available on Amazon.com for as little as one penny!)
Abe	Dec 14 2006 2:18 PM WOAH!!!! WAY TO GO LIZ!!!!! Also, he is all "I wrote Man In The Mirror in that beanstalk. I wrote Say You'll Be There in that beanstalk."
Abe	Dec 13 2006 8:16 PM I was reading Hit And Run: How Jon Peters and Peter Guber Took Sony when I came across a great Michael Jackson tidbit. Apparently, after the success of Batman, notorious asshole producer Jon Peters decided to cash in with another big-budget superhero film. He approached Michael Jackson to star as a "fantasy superhero" (I'm not sure what this means) in a film that was to be titled MidKnight. The project lingered in development hell for a few years, along with another vehicle for Michael, Jack and the Beanstalk. (The book does not clarify if he was supposed to play Jack or the Giant. My guess is that he would play both roles, as he did in Michael Jackson's Ghosts.) Apparently Caroline Thompson had written a screenplay, and Anton Furst (a massive hero of mine) was to handle the film's production design. The book doesn't reveal much in the way of the film's plot, but it does contain one tantalizing vision of what could have been - "extraordinary visual effects" were to be used so that MidKnight could have lasers for eyes. The project fell apart after Furst's suicide, and Jackson's public disgrace after the inital accusations child molestation. This story confirms what I have always known to be true: Michael Jackson is really, really into lasers.
Emily	Dec 8 2006 8:42 PM ahhh, my black hair phase. these days i am a lot more stripped down.
Emily	Dec 7 2006 4:40 PM i do have morals, just not scruples. anyway, don't worry--there's a perfectly reasonable explanation. we are just about to do a spa treatment!
Emily	Dec 5 2006 3:33 PM oh, i don't LITERALLY throw anything out! it's still sitting on my bedroom floor, but i did "unplug it" weeks ago.
Abe	Nov 30 2006 9:18 PM Oh, dang! I forgot about that craziness with the statue and the thing with the sarcophagus. Good call, Liz. Other notable Michael moments that I forgot about: • A few years ago, Michael Jackson paid Shaquille O’Neal a visit. Michael was really taken with Shaq’s home, which he insisted he was going to buy. • There’s a really great scene in “Living with Michael Jackson” where “Blanket” Jackson is crying, and Michael tries to calm him by shrieking “BLANKET! BLANKET! EEEEE! EEEEEEE!” at his son, which was clearly only made him more upset. • There’s another great Blanket scene in that special where Michael Jackson aggressively bounces his child on his knee and furiously drapes a veil over the child’s face. • During the special, Martin Bashir brought up some “Wacko Jacko” article. Michael Jackson was very upset about this, as if it were the first time it had happened, and he adorably suggests having a public tabloid burning. • When taking his children out in public, Michael routinely dresses them in insane Halloween costumes. • During the filming of “The Wiz”, Michael Jackson reportedly liked his scarecrow costume so much that he routinely wore it home. • I’m not sure where I saw this – it may have been in the MJ sanctioned rebuttal special that Fox aired after “Living with Michael Jackson” was broadcast – but there’s a really creepy clip of Michael Jackson and Macaulay Culkin hanging out on a hotel balcony. A throng of fans is assembled below to catch a glimpse of the not-yet-disgraced King of Pop and America’s hottest child star. Michael and “Mac” autograph water balloons, which they then proceed to throw on the crowd, soaking the audience. What a couple of pricks! • During what may have been the same special, there’s a great home video of Michael Jackson and director Brett Ratner (the Rush Hour films, Money Talks, X-Men: The Last Stand, former beau of Lindsay Lohan) lazily dancing in an SUV to R. Kelly’s “Ignition (Remix)” • This isn’t specifically something that Michael did, but I really, really love Paul McCartney’s amazingly accurate Michael Jackson impression. There’s a great VH1 clip where a disappointed “Macca” talks about Michael Jackson’s ruthless purchase of the Northern Songs catalogue, which he dismissed by saying “Sorry Paul, that’s business.” • Also, I know it’s an obvious one, but I really love that after his legal troubles ended, Michael Jackson abandoned Neverland Ranch, which lead to all of his animals getting sick and dying. Eventually the U.S. Government had to take interfere, which is amazing. • I found this on Wikipedia earlier today: ”In late 2002, Jackson's Heal the World Foundation had net assets of just $3,542 and reported $2,585 in expenses, mostly for "management fees". The foundation has been suspended in California since April 2002 for failing to file annual statements required of tax-exempt organizations, said John Barrett, spokesman for the state Franchise Tax Board.” MICHAEL JACKSON’S CHARITY ONLY MANAGED TO RASIE THREE AND A HALF THOUSAND DOLLARS! I made more money than that drawing caricatures over the summer! • This isn’t that crazy or anything, but I really, really like the video for “Jam” where Michael Jackson teaches Michael Jordan to dance, and Michael Jordan teaches Michael Jackson to dunk. That is both the funniest song ever and the nicest video ever.
Abe	Nov 23 2006 4:52 PM My Top Twenty Favorite Michael Jackson Moments: 20. The scene in “Michael Jackson’s Moonwalker” where he turns into a spaceship, and blows up a the hideout of an evil drug lord (played by Joe Pesci) by shooting a laser beam that makes a Michael Jackson scream instead of a typical laser noise. 19. Last week, Michael Jackson was scheduled to perform “Thriller” at an awards show. Instead of performing “Thriller”, Michael unenthusiastically performed one verse and one chorus of “We Are The World.” 18. The fact that every time there is a national tragedy (September 11th, Hurricane Katrina), Michael Jackson responds by announcing a generically titled charity single (“What More Can I Give?”, “I Have This Dream”) that usually features a million people (typically including James Ingram and Usher) which never ends up getting released. 17. Before “Edward Scissorhands” went into production, Michael Jackson somehow obtained a copy of the script. Apparently he would constantly call Tim Burton on the phone, demanding that he had to play the title role. 16. The time Michael Jackson put a voodoo curse on Steven Spielberg. 15. After Marlon Brando died, he left Michael Jackson a portion of his island. 14. The part in “Living With Michael Jackson” where Martin Bashir asks Michael if it’s appropriate for a forty year old man to be sleeping in the same bed as a twelve year old boy. A young cancer victim, (who would later charge Michael with allegations of child molestation) interjects with “Aw, Michael’s not forty! He’s four!” Michael creepily chimes in “Yeah, I’m four.” 13. The part in “Living With Michael Jackson” where Martin Bashir asks Michael if why he named his home “Neverland Ranch.” Michael responds by saying “I am Peter Pan!” Bashir tries to make some sense of this nonsense, saying “You mean you relate to the character of Peter Pan because you never want to grow up?” Michael then insists “I AM Peter Pan.” 12. The part in “Living With Michael Jackson” where Michael talks about how he loves to climb trees, claming “I wrote Say You’ll Be There in that tree. I wrote Man In The Mirror in that three.” 11. The part in “Living With Michael Jackson” where Michael Jackson claims it’s okay to let your children sleep in the same bed as an adult, as long as you trust that person. “For example, Barry Gibb is a very good friend of mine, I trust Barry Gibb very much. My children could sleep in Barry Gibb’s bed any day.” 10. The part in “Living With Michael Jackson” where he goes on an insane shopping spree, pointing to priceless vases, saying “I want that one and that one and that one.” 9. When Barry Sonnefeld was preparing to make a sequel to “Men In Black”, he routinely received calls from Michael Jackson, who wanted to take over Will Smith’s role in the franchise. 8. While recording a read-along record for a storybook adaptation of E.T., Michael Jackson would not be able to get past the part where E.T. dies without breaking down in hysterical tears, 7. The time Michael Jackson showed a young boy pornographic websites, and creepily said, upon seeing a photograph of a particularly buxom woman, “Got Milk?” Later, while looking at pornography, claimed his infant son was “Missing some serious pussy.” 6. Michael Jackson’s long-standing interest in filming an Edgar Allen Poe biopic, with himself in the title role. 5. The time Michael Jackson moved in with the prince of Bahrain. 4. The time Michael Jackson had to borrow a million dollars from an investor so he could buy some jewelry for Elizabeth Taylor. 3. While the second Michael Jackson molestation trail was going on, I routinely did an extremely obnoxious Michel Jackson impression. One my favorite routines was one where Michael attempts to molest a child while “watching some Bart Simpson tapes.” Months later, the kid he molested claimed that Michael would watch porn with him, and that “If anybody asks what we’re doing, just say we’re watching The Simpsons!” 2. During the 2005 trial, the amazing revelation that Michael Jackson actually has a deep man’s voice, and that his high-pitched speaking voice is just a cultivated façade. 1. Michael Jackson’s crazy batshit nicknames for the children he molested: “Blowhole”, “Doo Doo Head”, “Applehead” and “Baby Rubba.” (The latter given his bizarre nickname because he and Jackson supposedly played a game called “Rubba Rubba.”)
Emily	Oct 31 2006 2:03 PM kids searching "scum" or what?
Emily	Oct 9 2006 7:19 PM hi liz! it's because i walked into a bar!

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