Turnip
Turnip Wang Wang, Wang Wang, two foot nine. He'll kick you in the nut-sac from behind

Male
32 years old
Zaragoza, ZARAGOZA
Spain



Last Login: 2/8/2009
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GeneralKung fu, kayaking, and stuff that doesn't begin with the letter K, like language, philosophy, science, sex, food.
MusicAriadna. Pretty much owt else if it makes me want to sing or dance. If your gonna make me choose then give me some old skool dance or D'n'B.
MoviesDonnie Darko, Jaws, The Naked Gun, Jabberwocky, Hellraiser 2, The Cube, Vanishing Point, Easy Rider, Mulholland Drive, The Empire Strikes Back, Pulp Fiction, The Bourne Identity, Terminator 1 and 2, Sex and Lucia, Amelie, Beavis and Butthead do America, Airplane 1 and 2, Monty Python films, Enter the Dragon, Dr No, The Ipcress File, Up in Smoke, Get Carter (original version), One flew over the cuckoo's nest, Videodrome, Fletch, Lost in Translation.
TelevisionAs John Irving once wrote "Even shit is worth watching if it affords one the opportunity to elaborate on what kind of shit it is". I love: Family Guy / 24 / The ITV series "Robin of Sherwood" from way back in the 1980s / The Day Today / The Brass Eye / Police Squad / Blackadder/ Spaced Best Clips from Family Guy sO6e08

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BooksAnything by George Orwell, especially "1984" / "We" Yevgeny Zamyatin / "The Bridge" Iain Banks / "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" Hunter S. Thompson / William Gibson / "Robinson Crusoe" Daniel Defoe / "Moby Dick" Herman Melville / "Gulliver..s Travels" Jonathon Swift / "American Psycho" - can..t remember who it..s by - Brett Easton Ellis? / A book by Will Self, which I can..t remember the name of, about a world where chimpanzees are the dominant species - much better than Planet of the Apes / Still reading Don Quixote / "Foucault's Pendulum" Umberto Eco - similar subject to the Da Vinci Code but it was written earlier and frankly pisses all over it. The Hitch-Hikers Guide to the Galaxy series (Douglas Adams) - very funny, don't bother with the film. "Round Ireland with a Fridge" by Tony Hawks. A book I can't remember the name of written by a guy who rowed across the Pacific by himself. Grimble. "Almost like a whale" Steve Jones. "The Origin of Species" Charles Darwin. The Dictionary. "One flew over the cuckoo's nest".
HeroesGandhi, Einstein, Martin Luther King, Bruce Lee, Tony Jaa, Tommy Cooper, Mohammed Ali, Jesus, Harrison Ford, Jane Fonda, Steve Irwin, Charles Darwin, Buddha, Robin Hood, the guy that stood in front of the tanks in Tiananmen Square, Peter Griffin, Socrates. Funk Soul Brother and Lex.

     Turnip's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Hometown:Chester
Body type:6' 1"
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Nerf-herder



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I like the great outdoors and people who think for themselves. I don't like creationists (or any other religious fundamentalists), fascists, or ambitious middle-management corporate types who regurgitate endless twaddle about "core values". I like waterfalls

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Lex (EP - not even on the cards)

Lex (EP - not even on the cards)



Jun 19 2008 12:24 PM

Up-date; I am now hoping part of Korea moves to me.

How are ya ?
Lex (EP - not even on the cards)

Lex (EP - not even on the cards)



Feb 7 2008 7:31 PM

Bloody heck yeh ?
Looks like you've been on myspace !

Hope you are all good. I'm thinking of moving to Korea !

lex
Monica

Monica



Jan 2 2008 9:11 PM

Hola Turnip:
Gracias por el "add", te dejo mi messenger y me añades si quieres;

xurtuperta@hotmail.com

Oye, pero tú de dónde eres chico??, eres de Zaragoza??
Besos
Moni

PD: Me gusta el cabeduzo del Pilar :-))
Monica

Monica



Jan 2 2008 9:11 PM

Hola Turnip:
Gracias por el "add", te dejo mi messenger y me añades si quieres;

xurtuperta@hotmail.com

Oye, pero tú de dónde eres chico??, eres de Zaragoza??
Besos
Moni

PD: Me gusta el cabeduzo del Pilar :-))
Lex (EP - not even on the cards)

Lex (EP - not even on the cards)



Dec 10 2007 10:20 PM

Yo mate !
Are you back around xmuz ?

let me know ting.

Lex
Lex (EP - not even on the cards)

Lex (EP - not even on the cards)



Jul 3 2007 4:48 PM

Damn it Turnip - I've been slaving away over a hot sequencer to produce this noise - lemmie know what you think !

Btw; it's bloody pissing down every day in this sorry country...

See soon - Lex
Leyre

Leyre



Apr 21 2007 7:37 PM

Gracias por el request
Alexander

Alexander



Apr 9 2007 12:33 PM

Enhance you pants
Without taking a chance,
Getting stuck in a trance,
Or being lost in France.

Visit www.lostwisdomofarminia.com/pants
candy

candy



Mar 14 2007 9:07 PM

hey groovy boy!
im all good thanx and you?
so good to hear from you!
gongratulations on becoming an uncle!cool man...you will have to put a pic up so we can see......tell Ari i say hello....
miss ya!
be good!
xxxxxx
Anna

Anna



Mar 13 2007 1:45 PM

hey you...im good you ok? oh no i have had that tattoo 4 a long time now! so whats new with you? 4 me i went to see ma missy it was really good love her lots i know thats gay lol but i am hahahaha xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Alexander

Alexander



Mar 11 2007 12:32 PM

Hi Andy...
Love the Jae & Bob n Bush vids.
Me in London now but staying with friends coz some bloody family wont move out of the flat we're moving into... It'll be about 2/3 weeks now but I've been getting some work as a supply teacher - it#s gone quite well so far !
How is you?
candy

candy



Mar 9 2007 2:54 PM

hey andy!
how you doin?
whats news dude?
you still alive and kicking???
miss ya!
xxx
Anna

Anna



Feb 16 2007 1:39 PM

hey you how are you? when you next out then with us?
candy

candy



Feb 14 2007 4:18 PM

hey andy!
thanx for the message!i loved it!
how are you this fine day?
whats news??
love ya!
XXX
Alexander

Alexander



Feb 12 2007 10:14 PM

Not a monkey but just as funky and slightly more spunky despite being less hunky.

Get more comments on-line at geniuspoetry.com/monkeypuzzles

Lex
Alexander

Alexander



Feb 4 2007 6:53 PM

Hi Andy !
I'm moving to london in 2 weeks!
Decided to follow your wise example and leave the classroom- for a while anyway... might just get my sanity back!!!!!!!!!!!
Hope you are doin' gooooooood.
Lex
candy

candy



Jan 25 2007 12:08 PM

andy!where are you?
xxx
Alexander

Alexander



Jan 15 2007 8:35 PM

Yeh! Ditto JB.
Hope you are well.
Gotta say I with I'd had the sense to ditch teaching when you did!!!
Catch you soon Lex
James

James



Jan 10 2007 8:55 AM

You've grown a tach! Fair play you look happy in Spain with your lady.

Jolly well done!
Anna

Anna



Jan 2 2007 3:10 PM

hey happy new yeah hope you had fun hehe well i did!! xx
junglejesus!

junglejesus!



Jan 2 2007 12:34 AM

Hey Man!!!

Happy New Year...

Thanks 4 The Shout, I Like Bums!!!

Good 2 See U Fella!!!!


Take it ez
candy

candy



Jan 1 2007 3:20 PM

happy new year andy!!!!
its like candy but with no C!
love ya!
xxx
candy

candy



Dec 30 2006 2:06 PM

i am still amazed at your drinking skills!hahahah
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candy

candy



Dec 29 2006 3:40 PM

hahahahahahahhahaahahhahahah....omg!!!!
you made m e laugh so much with that comment!!!
im so glad i met you!hahahah....you out tonight then you ol charmer you?
xxxxxxxxxx
Anna

Anna



Dec 28 2006 5:12 PM

haha i wont fall 4 that lol i dont think i would want to!!! lol good pic though xx
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