Em

Emma Katherine Dennistoun Linton aka Em, emz, vanilla bear, e-cone
17 Years Old
Bunbury, Western Australia

so im FINALLY sinished school and now i dont know what to do with myself!! kidding kidding well im havin a year off before i go to uni...and im gonna be working as a swim teacher i LOVEEEEEEEE it just finished my prac hours and it was the awesomest thing ever!!!
anywhoo basically im a girl who loves the beach....my famil.....hangin out with friends...and THE BEACH!! practically live there in summer!
well thats all i can be bothered with...just thort i needed a fresh about me section...but now im just bored. hehehe byeeeeeeeeeeeee

BEST SCRUBS MOMENTS EVER!!
"It's not a unicorn...its a horse with a sword on its head to protect my innermost thoughts and dreams"

"Hooch is crazy

"Whos soakin in what has to be by now his own urine"

"And i'll get that hug"

"I dont like candy bracelets...i love them"

"It was a gift...from me to me"

"Dan...i thought you'd dissolved"

"Two years away from chest hands"

"Double dakota ring wearing doctors ACTIVATE!!!"

"She could be half elliot half turk"

"I wrote our names on the mirror so when it fogged up you'd think ghosts were tellin you we should be together"

"Bobbo...im physically touching you now"

"Because apparently you have girl parts"

"Rowdy...NO"

"hey Everybody...thanks for all coming so quickly!"
"come ere-we wanna do stuff to ya"

"that tumours so big its starting to look like a threemour!"

"by the way the lettering on this is darling-have you ever done calligraphy?"

"ladys and gentlemen allow me to present man not caring"

"your what we like to call a no hoper-im kidin theres nothing on here"

"your gonna slather my face with jam and set a family of raccoons on me arent you....dammit ive become predictable"

"Whats he gonna do..bruise one of his giant malignant tumours??"

"Oh no turk....they're organised"

"Im sorry if ive been a bit rude but my scooter sascha was assasinated this morning"

"there was a wall...whats wrong with you!!!"

"whos still shooting...she's down she's down"

"on three...cool cats"

"she's got fingers like biceps"

"tiny powerful fists"

"you were wrong i found his son i found his son i found his son...THAT"S ME!"

"THAT WAS AWESOME!!!"

"Hey...spidergirl"

"Are you kidding...i read their files...i read everyones files"

"Well the good news is his head isn't in the storage room. 'Cause I once found a head in the storage room. It's a funny story actually. I put it in my locker cause I didn't have time to get down lost and found. Went on a long weekend, forgot all about it. Come back to work on Monday, opened my locker...WHA!! Head, plus rats! I panicked, I didn't know what the hell to do. So I grabbed it and I ran up to the roof and I punted it...and I shanked it wide left like I always do. Now, it's heading straight down right for Kelso sitting in his convertible. I'm done. I'm out of a job, right? Wrong! At that second, A HAWK, flies in, grabs the thing and flies off with it. I know what you're thinking...'we're in the middle of a city, what's a hawk doing there?'"

"Dude, there you are. Two things; First, the aliens are here and they're wearing track suits... Oh, that's Nana."

"oh he's slow"

"knife wrench"

"drill fork its a drill and fork....mostly fork"

"Let me paint you a picture with my imagination brush...all of Carla's friends will be outside holding a banner that says Carla you're pregnant and i Dove you...did i say dove?? Why yes turk i did because at that exact moment i realease the bird drop and five hundred white doves fly out into the air...where do they land i dunno turk but what Carla knows is that inside of her is a tiny little embryo!!"

"Jordaroo...Jordalicious....Jordaroney"

"Ahhhhh who put that arrow through her head cmon which one of you?? Ok it was me...i did it"

"Eat-may" sounds like "eat me."

"i didnt say you smelt like my mum....i said you smelt like mamum. Its an exotic flower"

"Dr Jan Itor"

"Oh noe he didnt....yes Lavern...he did"

"Dr.Acula"
to be continued...

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