Tender wine disguised in a milk-fat fair kiddie show, I'm here to celebrate the one below. The last I've heard from good God above...was a slap on my ass by a lip-stick-kissed elbow glove.
Female
29 years old
New Orleans, Louisiana
United States
Neil Gaiman,martinis, traveling, mythology, surfers, wine, nfl football, writing, my dog, nostalgia, literature, tim burton,russel brand, red shoes, pedicures,britpop, the saints, my car, winter clothes, pino noir, pole dancing, neat handwriting, cuba libre hold the lime, overcast days, The Sandman, music, karaoke, middle earth, fairie and all other realms not of this world, comics, serial killers, 80's music, the occult, bookstores, cold weather,burlesque dancing, audio books, politics, the Endless, cowboy bebop, Che Guevara, Lucifer/Satan/the devil, and anything odd, obscure, cynical, or geeky I'm probably into.
Music
the smiths, new order,the clash, big audio dynamite, the stone roses, the happy mondays, the psychedelic furs, the cars, depeche mode, siouxsie, daniel ash, love & rockets, oasis, interpol, BRMC, the strokes, and you will know us by the trail of dead, at the drive in, she wants revenge, franz ferdinand, the postal service, cursive, jack johnson, chris isaak, david gray, arcade fire, elefant, M83
and um, Hall & Oates and BILLY FUCKING JOEL!!!
The Best of the Best:
The Timeless
The Father: David Bowie
The Son: Ian Curtis
The Holy Ghost: Robert Smith
The Truth: Morrissey
The Evil Geniuses: The Reid Brothers
The Professional: Jarvis Cocker
The Drowner: Brett Anderson
First Love
Movies
Mallrats, 24 Hour Party People, Orgasmo, Velvet Goldmine, Secretary, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, Step Into Liquid, Lucky Number Slevin, Valley Girl, Better Off Dead, Sin City, The Motorcycle Diaries, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Old School, The Burbs, anything from the 90's with Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Television
Cash Cab, ALL OF THE CSI Franchise: Miami, New York, Las Vegas, Criminal Minds, the Biggest Loser, Venture Brothers, Family Guy, Important Things With Dimitri Martin, South Park, Deadliest Catch, Dirty Jobs, In Plain Sight, Ghost Hunters (BUT NOT GHOST HUNTERS INTERNATIONAL)
Books
sci fi, comedy, beat generation shit, fantasy, horror, groupie memoirs, stripper/burlesque memoirs, revolutionary memoirs and communist literature, I read a lot of stuff: Favorite Authors include: Nick Hornby, Brett Easton-Ellis, Edgar Allen Poe, David Sedaris, Darcy Steinke, Janet Fitch, Jeff Lindsy, Jim Butcher, Steve Martin, Che Guevara, Pamela Des Barres, Michael Moorcock, Clive Barker, Hunter Thompson, JRR Tolkien, Ray Bradbury, Frank Miller, NEIL GAIMAN, NEIL GAIMAN, NEIL GAIMAN, NEIL GAIMAN, NEIL GAIMAN, comics I like: the sandman, sin city, 30 Days of Night, Lucifer, Hellblazer, Swampthing, Books of Magic, x-men (limited and most of the Wolverine spin off stuff), Rising Starts, Batman: The Dark Night Returns
Sometimes I think that quote is about me and Hunter alone. I'm fickle but amusing. I'm a happy size 8 and I love the way I look! I live in vanilla land (the burbs) but always gravitate towards the freaks. I like wearing lingerie and corsets and sparkly stuff and fringe. I like doing sexy dances maybe one day you'll get to see me do one on stage in a smokey club, with some jazz music playing. I'm crazy about burlesque it made me crazy about myself! I love my pets Little Jack and Baby Diablo. I like to live healthy but that doesn't mean I don't have fun I just don't believe in being a glutton and plenty of exersize. I love my family who I can safely say are the wackiest, weirdest, dirtiest bunch of people around. I love my boyfriend who helps people for a living. He's so normal but I ain't mad at him, I'll make him a weirdo yet. I like comics and sci fi and fantasy and cons. I'm a big sister for Big Brothers/Big Sisters of Southeast Lousiana. I like to do volunteer work even though it makes me judgemental against people who don't do volunteer work. I love my friends, much like my family, my two best friends are two of the most unique people in the world. We're like peas in a pod and I'm so glad (at least two of us) had to experience ROTTEN HORRIBLE SHITTY (did I mention unattractive)ex friends to appreciate just how wonderfully we fit together. Which also proves that EVERYTHING happens for a reason. I seriously LOVE my life and it's been a long time since I've said that and meant it.
I despise stupidity and phoniness and purposefully trying to be ironic or dorky. I despise elitism and the ranks of "coolness" that should've ended in high school that still takes place between adults. I despise reality shows, supermodels, heiresses, and people who are obsessed with celebrities. I DESPISE, DETEST, AND LOATHE "PRIVATE" MY SPACE PROFILES...IF YOU WANT PRIVACY GET OFF THE INTERNET YOU RETARD!!! I despise people who have to have 5000 pictures of THEMSELVES (including their background) on My Space but don't list a single book in the book section. I'm all about loving oneself but I'm not about concieted people. I do not accept people who claim that they are "just a bitch" or "just an asshole" and we should all just deal with it! I do not accept when people say "Well, I say what's on my mind, if you don't like it tough" there are MANY times and many people who just need to keep their mouth shut! I despise people who are "more pop culture than thou" and act as though that's some sort of currency to gage whether or not people are worthy. Although High Fidelity is one of my favorite books I personally think that it's not WHAT you like but WHAT YOU ARE like.
Happy pre-pre-pre-pre-pre birthday wishes doll. (I don't check my myspace too often so an early birthday wish is better than a belated one mefinks :P )I hope it will be good one! miss youuuuuuuuuus! xoxo :*
Im doing great...just growing! Luckly, it's all in the belly...I still wear all the same clothes that I had before I got pregnant...just a few new shirts since the old ones seem to be getting shorter and shorter. The baby moves around like crazy these days! A few nights ago he woke Tim up by kicking him in the back...haha. I love being pregnant...its fun! How have you been? Hope all is well with you and Ryan. I miss you too!
If you and Annette get the chance, you should come out to Rock'n'bowl this coming Wednesday Night (the 27th) I am getting people together for Bowling and Swing Dancing Mayhem your respective boy toys are welcome to come too if they want! ^.^ ~5PM - 10PM is when it is set for See you Thursday for Dance Class!
That sounds like fun. A friend of mine bought that Flirty Girl workout video, I'm tellin ya I've never felt so Unsexy in my life. LOL It was kinda fun though. Did you decide on a name?
ha! i'm regretting it. all the douches i went to high school with are there, i'm avoiding them like the plague! my ten year reunion is coming up, eep! aww thanks! wittle kisses from me to you darlin'!! xoxo
See you tonight pretty lady!! I got your email and have all your contact info--I don't know why I don't have you on the list:( Weird. Anywho--we'll talk about your classes tonight!
