Kevin
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Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake...
Male
86 years old
LOS ANGELES, California
United States
Last Login: 11/22/2009
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| General | Hanging out, drinking Maker's Mark, Netflix, the outdoors, checking out thrift stores, Taylor's Steakhouse, The Golden Gopher, The Chalet, Steve McQueen, barbecues, stand-up comedy, reading, boxing, MMA, anybody funny, shooting claybirds, the Catskill Mountains, eating Korean food, pools, watching Lee Marvin movies, concocting hypothetical competitions and imagining their potential outcomes, belt buckles, Peter David's "Mr Fixit" run on The Hulk, getting haircuts, the James Toney shoulder roll, talking about why someone is "terrible."
 | | Music | The Replacements, Johnny Cash, Face to Face, Sticks & Stones, The Bouncing Souls, The Clash, Tom Petty, The Old 97's, Rancid, Bruce Springsteen, Social Distortion, Green Day, Hank Williams I and III, N.W.A., Jawbreaker, Bill Monroe, J Church, Bad Religion, The Darkness, The Killers, The Police, Xzibit, Descendents, Weston, The Shins, DMX, Operation Ivy, Screeching Weasel, AC/DC, Against Me, The Ark | | Movies | The Magnificent 7, Hud, Bottle Rocket, Dawn of the Dead, The Great Escape, Evil Dead II, The Hustler, Repo Man, Anything by Sergio Leone, The Professionals, Halloween, Out of Sight, Friday, Takashi Miike films (Ichi the Killer, Dead or Alive), Enter the Dragon, A Face in the Crowd, Roadhouse, Miller's Crossing, Groundhog Day, Snatch, Old School, Three Kings, Anything by Peckinpah, The Dirty Dozen, Pushover, The Lusty Men, Point Blank, Fist of Legend, Battle Royale, High Plains Drifter, The Matrix (all), In a Lonely Place, Tombstone, Scarface, Rushmore, Bad Boys (the Sean Penn one), The Tai Chi Master, The Swimmer, Unbreakable, Rope, Signs, GoodFellas, March of the Wooden Soldiers, The Outlaw Josey Wales, Westworld, Paint Your Wagon, My Dinner with Andre, Blade Runner, Phantasm, Midnight Run, Down By Law, Office Space, Big Trouble in Little China, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?, Rear Window, Butch Cassidy, Rope, Roger Dodger, The General, Go West, 48 Hours, Battling Butler, Coming to America, Sharkskin Man and Peach Hip Girl, Serenity, Mr. Mom, Hellraiser. | | Television | Angel, The Wire, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Firefly, LOST, The OC (season 1), Alias, The Venture Brothers, HBO Boxing, American Chopper, Deadwood, Quantum Leap, Ali G, Cheers, The Office, Friday Night Fights, The Twilight Zone, Three's Company, Arrested Development, Kung Fu, Battlestar Galactica, The Shield, Seinfeld, Alfred Hitchcock presents, Extras (HBO, not the lame tabloid show), Access Hollywood, Throwdown with Bobby Flay | | Books | Anything by Ernest Hemingway (The Sun Also Rises, The Dangerous Summer, To Have and Have Not) and Jose Saramago (Blindness, The Cave), Paul Auster's The Book of Illusions, The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle, The Great Gatsby, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Kavalier & Clay, Rolling Nowhere, Mockingbird, any Phillip K. Dick stuff, The Eye of the World, The Rise of Theodore Roosevelt, The Last Go Round, The Big Sleep, Great Expectations, Ripley Under Ground, Conan, Watchmen, Spider-Man, The Goon, and most Chuck Klosterman stuff... | | Heroes | You're looking at him. Wait, you were looking at me right? Also, Bull Hurley, Buddy Revell, and Wade Garrett. Also:
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Comic lovers of the world, unite and take over, The Boxing News Report!!, Zombie Club, Bobb Bruno Fan Club, Vernon, NJ, GarageComedy.com THE SHOW, Baron Von Wolfstein Fang Club, Pool Club
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Kevin 's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Vernon NJ | | Body type: | 5' 8" / Average | | Religion: | Agnostic | | Zodiac Sign: | Sagittarius | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Occupation: | comedian/writer |
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Kevin 's Schools
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Vernon Twp High
Vernon, NEW JERSEY
Graduated: 1993
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
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About me:
I hate half-assed jokes. I was watching Pro Bull Riding earlier on NBC when the announcer stated that rider Jody Hamilton was about to attempt the bull "Willy Wonka." "Not sure yet whether it'll be a trip to the candy store or not," he quipped as the other announcer chuckled. What the %$&@! What "store?" The man owned a factory. That's all you have? A broad reference to candy? Why even bother? You had all night, you knew there was a bull named Wonka, right? It is your sport. How about "Not sure if Hamilton's got the golden ticket or not." Or "Let's find out if Hamilton's gobstopper can last eight seconds." Or after getting thrown, "Hamilton was a bad egg." C'mon dude, get in the god-damn-game. I prefer impractical jokes to practical jokes... Like an enormous whoopee cushion that's far too large to hide or a hand-buzzer that delivers a gently soothing massage. Perhaps even a lapel flower that only squirts water from the Fountain of Youth. Stuff like that. I really like the tattoo that boxer Diego "Chico" Corrales has on his chest. It reads: Pain for Love. I'm not sure whether it represents the "pain" and sacrifices he makes for the sport he "loves" or whether he means it more personally, as in his love for his wife... Either way though, I'm pretty sure I can use it to justify my hangovers. I despise anyone who refers to their "art" or to being an "artist." The exception is, if you're actually a painter. I'm not saying you're not an artist otherwise, just that you sound ridiculous. Seriously
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