Uncle Monsterface
Uncle Monsterface It's the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer!

Male
25 years old
Baltimore, Maryland
United States



Last Login: 11/30/2009
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    Uncle Monsterface's Interests
GeneralDrums, local music, video games, stand-up/sketch comedy, mind expansion, Kentucky Gentleman Whiskey and nonsense.
MusicWhite Zombie, NIN, CKY, Lamb of God, Fleetwood Mac, Helmet, Chemlab, Primus, Everytime I Die, Dillinger Escape Plan, Pearl Jam, Muse, Circa Survive, DJ Shadow, Cut Chemist + Numark, Portishead, The Ghastly Ones, The Juicy Fruits, Cake, Summer's End, Guitar Wolf, Fireball Ministry, Evergreen Terrace, The Monotonix, Peelander-Z, The Police, GWAR, Boris, Buckethead, The Fucking Champs, Fiona Apple, THE KIDS OF WIDNEY HIGH ..
MoviesHorror and comedy mostly. If it can be classified as a B movie or just plain sucks ass, I LOVE IT. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is the greatest movie ever made.
TelevisionAFV, Venture Bros., COPS, The Soup, South Park, Simpsons, Futurama, Kids In the Hall, SNL, MR. Show, Acceptable TV, Seinfeld, The Munsters, Bibleman, ATHF, Nature, Blue Planet, Scrubs, Martin, Sanford and Son, Camp Lazlo, Rocko's Modern Life, Viva Variety, Reno 911, Stella, Mystery Science Theatre 3000, Upright Citizens Brigade
BooksThe Stranger, Glamorama, American Psycho, Lullaby, The Informers, The Great Gatsby, Hardcore Zen
HeroesBrian Mantia, William Reiflin, Rob Schrab, Michel Gondry, David Cross, Trey Parker, Milkman Dan, Abe Vigoda, Steve Wiebe, Karl Pilkington and Guitar Wolf. Photobucket

     Uncle Monsterface's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Baltimore
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Buddhist
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Education:Some college
Occupation:Pharmacy Technician

   Uncle Monsterface's Schools
University Of Maryland-Baltimore County
Baltimore,Maryland
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
 

2002 to 2004
Baltimore Polytechnic Institute
Baltimore, MARYLAND
Graduated: 2002
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Tech Crew
 

1998 to 2002

   Uncle Monsterface's Companies
Kaye's Pharmacy
Baltimore, Maryland US
Compunding Technician

Since 2002



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   Uncle Monsterface's Blurbs
About me:
I play drums in Thee Lexington Arrows, the Survivors of Camp Crystal Lake and the Mandroids. No good at self-descriptions so I will use a collection of quotes about me. "You were created to remind the innocent that they still hold darkness within thier hearts." -Bob Rose "His hearty laugh is like the color of a thousand rainbows sprinkled over a crippled leprechaun." -Sali Shocks "You sir are pure evil." -Dann Dobry "This young man is a gentlemen in his dealings with others - an individual of highest integrity." -John E. Roach
Who I'd like to meet:
There are only two kinds of people in this world. Those who think there are only two kinds of people and those who don't.

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Uncle Monsterface has 258 friends.
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 THE SOUP on E! 





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The Mandroids

The Mandroids



Aug 11 2009 11:32 PM

DJbackwordz

DJbackwordz



Jun 23 2009 4:04 AM

Photobucket
SIDEBAR

SIDEBAR



Jun 18 2009 6:00 PM

06.27.09
The Mandroids

The Mandroids



Apr 27 2009 6:29 PM

05.09.09
Inked Ragdoll {TSH}

Crystal Young



Apr 17 2009 12:49 AM

..
Dawn of the Dobry

Dawn of the Dobry



Apr 14 2009 5:17 PM

Photobucket

Photobucket

Photobucket
Dawn of the Dobry

Dawn of the Dobry



Mar 25 2009 2:46 PM

Dawn of the Dobry

Dawn of the Dobry



Mar 20 2009 7:10 PM

butthash

Kill Meow

Kill Meow



Mar 20 2009 6:48 PM

Thanks for coming out Matt! We appreciate it.
Hope you had fun!
Kill Meow

Kill Meow



Mar 19 2009 8:12 PM

Click here for Kill Meow
The Survivors of Camp Crystal Lake

The Survivors of Camp Crystal Lake



Mar 16 2009 11:50 AM

Photobucket
Joanne

Joanne



Mar 13 2009 10:32 PM

you're my lucky-bullett charm

kissy pooooo
Dawn of the Dobry

Dawn of the Dobry



Mar 12 2009 3:48 PM

bad crash into ditch
Dawn of the Dobry

Dawn of the Dobry



Mar 9 2009 8:15 PM

Southall

Southall



Mar 8 2009 12:09 AM

http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=rc_aYZPCNKQ
The Revelevens

The Revelevens



Mar 4 2009 6:05 PM

Southall

Southall



Mar 1 2009 6:32 AM

http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=41TwWFW_wVo&feature=channel_page
CARPATHIAN PUNCH FACTORY

Bob Bob



Feb 27 2009 6:36 PM

matt...me and you are going to kill the internet...begin preparation...here is your inspiration:

CARPATHIAN PUNCH FACTORY

Bob Bob



Feb 24 2009 4:58 PM

Dawn of the Dobry

Dawn of the Dobry



Feb 22 2009 7:43 PM

CARPATHIAN PUNCH FACTORY

Bob Bob



Feb 16 2009 6:41 AM

http://www. quickstopentertainment. com/2009/02/16/opinion-in-a-haystack-bloody-cheese/
SIDEBAR

SIDEBAR



Feb 12 2009 4:28 PM

02.28.2009
Powerglove (Tour with Sonata Arctica announced!)

Powerglove (Tour with Sonata Arctica announced!)



Feb 11 2009 7:46 PM

Unfortunately yes.
CARPATHIAN PUNCH FACTORY

Bob Bob



Feb 4 2009 5:56 PM

go here http://www. tmz. com/2009/02/02/bale-went-ballistic/ and listen to that rant

then listen to this song, the lyrics are hilarious:

Southall

Southall



Feb 4 2009 6:23 AM

yo-yo, I had an awesome time at your friend's place last weekend. Great seeing everyone again. This is the first time I've used myspace since like 2007. As soon as your allowed back to UMBC... we've GOT to get you banned until at least 2013.
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