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Miss Piggy

		scuse me I pooted Female 53 years old LAS VEGAS, NEVADA United States Last Login: 5/16/2009
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Miss Piggy's Interests

General	shit,fart,shit,fart,shit,fart,shit,fart,eat,shit,fart,shit,fart,shit,fart,shit,fart,eat,shit,fart,get my weave did,shit,fart,put some lipgloss on,shit,fart,shit,fart,maybe take a realshower,shit,shit,fart,fart,fart,spend some time with my daughter and teach her her how to feed herself so she can have a donkey ass like mine. Every now and again a hit a blunt for good measure to help my shits and my farts ease out a little bit easier.
Music	Beans are the musical fruit
Movies	I loved dumbo the movie he the only cat I know with a ass bigger than mine
Television	I am a edumacated black sista oh no honey I do not watch the tele okkkk but I will whore myself out on a t.v. show to win the heart of a crispy crack addicted creature.
Books	I absolutely love Baby momma drama cuz my baby daddy got money over money over money and all them groupie hoes be tryin to get a his paper so you know I knows all about the baby momma drama okkkkk
Heroes	My toilet bowl because I can take a mean shit and it withstands it ya'll

Miss Piggy's Details

Status:	Swinger
Here for:	Dating
Orientation:	Not Sure
Religion:	Wiccan
Zodiac Sign:	Aquarius
Smoke / Drink:	Yes / Yes
Children:	Proud parent
Education:	High school
Income:	Less than $30,000

Miss Piggy's Networking

Modeling - Model - Other
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Miss Piggy's Companies

Big daddy inc of 52nd and 3rd on the block with the garbage dumpster that has a wheel missing
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About me:
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Who I'd like to meet:
Anybody willing to help me with my natural talents like singing a flatulating

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Miss Piggy has 76 friends.

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GodFather	Jul 6 2009 12:56 AM This comment was sent by your friend via the Cheers!! app. To block this app and all communications from it, click Here. ------------------------------------------- Hey Miss Piggy, I am sending you a Blue Grass. Send me a drink back! would you be mine
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Mike	Dec 16 2008 9:18 AM What could there be to be ashamed of?
tony	Nov 18 2008 7:52 AM This comment was sent by your friend via the Kiss Me app. To block this app and all communications from it, click Here. ------------------------------------------- I just kissed you. Click here to kiss me back!
tony	Nov 3 2008 6:50 PM This comment was sent by your friend via the Kiss Me app. To block this app and all communications from it, click Here. ------------------------------------------- I just kissed you. Click here to kiss me back!
CHARLIE A.K.A. CHASSY 1954	Oct 19 2008 2:50 AM This comment was sent by your friend via the Green Spot app. To block this app and all communications from it, click Here. ------------------------------------------- Hey Miss Piggy, I left you a gift. Click and pick it up. thanks
GodFather	Jul 25 2008 7:23 AM Check out my page http://www. doulike. us/photos/1557294. html?b=4&w=46 Let me know if you like me YES or NO http://www. doulike. us/photos/1557294. html?b=4&w=46
Brown Sugar	Jul 19 2008 1:38 PM This comment was sent by your friend via the SuperHug! app. To block this app and all communications from it, click Here. ------------------------------------------- I gave flowers to you. Give flowers to me back!
Trailer Trash Pimp	Mar 26 2008 8:19 AM I just wanted to swing by to say thanks for the add and and to take this opportunity to welcome you to my friends list. There are few things in this world that I place much value on, other than a friend. I invite you to now stop in at my profile and while your there, please leave a comment or a little message on my map. Thanks again; take care and God bless... Pimp Out
$%ALLOW ME 2 REINTRODUCE MYSELF%$	Jan 1 2008 11:05 AM
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Nicole	Apr 19 2007 4:59 AM Heya, How are you? Long time no talk.. I got a free iphone in the mail, with FREE shipping on this one, not like those other ones that get you on the shipping ;) Here is the link ---> Here ya go I87861515
Grr!	Apr 11 2007 2:02 PM All girls are lying big time wene they say that size dosent matter. I am telling you this because it is the honest truth, look I should know, they say that it is all in the way you use it, not how big it is, well I got news for you all, that is pure lies. I know from personal experience, I will tell you about a secret that Joey has made me promise to never ever tell anyone, but since he has not called me in three weeks after standing me up, I am going to break the promise and tell you how he went from having a tiny wang and in 4 months he is now about nine inches and get this, it is still getting bigger. He has been secretly taking grow pills from this site, copy and paste the address into your browser to see them. SYSHOT.COM I found out when I was at his house, three fridays ago, we were getting ready to go to the mall, so while he was in the shower, I went in his room, sneeked under his bed and found a box with pill bottles in it, there was like 9 full bottles and 4 empty ones, all ordered from SYSHOT.COM I was laughing at first but then when he came in the room and caught me looking at them, he freaked out and made me sware to not ever tell anyone about them, especially girls from school or work that he has been dating for the past while, now that I think of it, he has been rather busy with all the popular girls around here, when just last year he was the shyest when it came to girls. I just never put two and two together until he explained it all to me, I did see his prick and yes, it is huge, pronostar huge, the thickest and longest one I ever seen. I know this sounds really shallow, but I am considering ordering 6 bottles from the website at SYSHOT.COM for you know who.. he does not have a myspace account, so he is not gonna see this. They guarentee that the pills will work on any man, or they give you your money back, living proof that they do work on any guy, seeing is believing. SYSHOT.COM S03292986
Grr!	Apr 9 2007 6:02 PM Let me tell you something that is on most girls minds but they won't tell you that size maters or will they? I am telling you this because it is the honest truth, look I should know, they say that it is all in the way you use it, not how big it is, well I got news for you all, that is pure lies. I know from personal experience, I will tell you about a secret that Joey has made me promise to never ever tell anyone, but since he has not called me in three weeks after standing me up, I am going to break the promise and tell you how he went from having a tiny wang and in 4 months he is now about nine inches and get this, it is still getting bigger. He has been secretly taking grow pills from this site, copy and paste the address into your browser to see them. SYSHOT.COM I found out when I was at his house, three fridays ago, we were getting ready to go to the mall, so while he was in the shower, I went in his room, sneeked under his bed and found a box with pill bottles in it, there was like 9 full bottles and 4 empty ones, all ordered from SYSHOT.COM I was laughing at first but then when he came in the room and caught me looking at them, he freaked out and made me sware to not ever tell anyone about them, especially girls from school or work that he has been dating for the past while, now that I think of it, he has been rather busy with all the popular girls around here, when just last year he was the shyest when it came to girls. I just never put two and two together until he explained it all to me, I did see his prick and yes, it is huge, pronostar huge, the thickest and longest one I ever seen. I know this sounds really shallow, but I am considering ordering 6 bottles from the website at SYSHOT.COM for you know who.. he does not have a myspace account, so he is not gonna see this. They guarentee that the pills will work on any man, or they give you your money back, living proof that they do work on any guy, seeing is believing. SYSHOT.COM D38992046
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Grr!	Mar 5 2007 10:32 AM All Girls are straight up lying when they say that size does not matter, I got proof. Heads up here for you guys, my best friend Pete has been getting all the girls at school and work after he has not had a girlfriend in the past 2 years. I asked him if he is drugging them or whatever so he told me his little secret. He has been taking these tablets, Copy and paste this address into your browser BOKIG.COM to see where he gets them from, they made his little magic stick grow almost double the size it was in about 2 months and he says it is still getting bigger. I thought he was kidding around so I investigated a little bit into it and sure enough I found nine bottles of the these pills under his bed and to top that off, his 2 brothers are now taking them too, I don't know, but I am thinking now of buying them for you know who.. I know it sounds shallow but after seeing the results, it is hard to not do it. I am telling you I have all the proof needed that they work, the place you order them from even guarentees that they will work on any guy or they give you what you paid right back. Don't pass up on this one guys, it is 100% confirmed and for real. Get them while they are still available by Going here Just copy and paste this address in your browser. BOKIG.COM S05078048
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