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The Riffster

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About me:

My name is Ciaran, riffologist of Little Nightmare the biggest band in the world! Actually I'm not going to lie to you, we're not even a household name in our own houses. There's not really much you need to know about me except that I enjoy long strolls on the beach, playing tennis and devouring the legs of children. I'm currently under the FBI's 24 hour surveillance program as there is admittedly quite substantial evidence linking me to a whole bunch of vicious killings. But don't let that put you off, I assure you your chances of death are quite minimal as long as you you don't look me directly in the eye or say the word "Tuesday".

Who I'd like to meet:

The sexiest beast in the universe. Luckily I only have to look in the mirror. ..
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  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
  • Hometown: I keep moving to stay one step ahead of the FBI
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 0' 2" / Slim / Slender
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Wiccan
  • Zodiac Sign: Taurus
  • Children: Someday
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: Some college
  • Occupation: Ringleader of child prostitution agency
  • Income: $250,000 and Higher

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