Barry Pyramid was born Barvik de Pyramiden on the 14th March 1972 at grid reference 78°38-16°20 in a warehouse on the edge of Pyramiden; a Russian settlement and coal mining community on the island of Spitzbergen at the foot of a pyramid shaped mountain which was believed by Lenin to possess mystical energy.
Soviet scientists theorised that this energy was transmitted by a mysterious particle known as the zagadkon or Z-particle. In the 1950s a research base was constructed deep underground to measure these Z-rays. Some believed that the energy was created by the interaction between pyramids and space -time geometry while others believed that they were the result of left over alien technology.
Spitzbergen offered little in the way of lifestyle choice, the only entertainment being antifreeze and low grade pornography. A typical Saturday nights entertainment was to drink several pints of photocopier fluid shandy and then wander into the wilderness to gun down polar bears with automatic weapons.
While Barry grew up he was tutored by some of the finest minds in the Soviet Union and developed a fascination in sonic topology. For his PhD thesis Barry wrote a revolutionary paper theorising the existence of extra dimensional musical notes such as A³ or D[E[F]].
This research eventually came to the attention of Lee Cabinet during 2003 while convalescing after a car crash. Cabinet was looking for a radical new sound for his new Mothership album and believed the answer lay in mathematics. Pyramid was invited to play guitar on the final Kettlecup Corp album Kettlecup Undead, appeared in the Library Mix video and was given a flat in Wythenshawe and a workstation.
Three months later Barry Pyramid emerged with a new milestone in cultural evolution...I Pyramid.
Are we not using Facebook anymore then? I only have the time and patience for one socinet (if no one else has called this yet I want to claim it as mine; social networking = socinet, I invented that, just you remember) site.
I'm confused by the technology I spent a fortune keeping up to date with.
my bet is someone has commandeered your myspace account mr pyramid... either that or you've turned into an average american housewife overnight. (see my comments)
No randoms reply anymore. I'm starting to think this is obsolete. Where have all the randoms gone? Have they all found a purpose and therefore ceased to be random?
"Justice concerns the proper ordering of things and persons within a society". it is of no surprise to me that you know nothing of it. i was naive to believe so. distribution and retribution are concepts for the more socially ordered.
you can tranq me with whatever you fucking like pyramid... you'll not even have to hold me down, though i may fight just for effect. may i suggest lorazepam? it's one of my favourites.
as per our earlier discussion i wish to publicly clarify the issue. i am aware the banana is not a fruit in the biological sense but try telling society that. it took them long enough to come to terms with the tomato and that's barely accepted. besides... it unnerves people when you tell them something they always believed to be true is not. come to think of it... i once had a one-eyed maths teacher that tried to tell everyone a carrot was a fruit.
i have had the banana theory for quite some time now. it is only due to the disability i have had the time to articulate it. there is nothing that is not serving a purpose for someone... somewhere.
they may just be the finest friends i ever saw. which mong picture? you must specify. there are so many. oh... actually... have you seen this shadowy character? i think he stole all my money...
