Amber Amputee&trade

www.myspace.com/amberamputee

Who's got two thumbs, one leg, and the skills to pay the bills?

  • Amber Amputee&trade

  • 23 / Female
  • Awesometown, Ohio, US
  • Last Login: 11/27/2009

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    Please Read:

    -Contact Info:
    http://twitter.com/amberamputee
    amberamputee@gmail.com
    instant messanger: amberamputee
    $tickam: amberamputee
    Amber Amputee On YouTube

    -Anything you hear about me is a rumor unless it came from my mouth. So don't stalk my myspace and talk to my friends ABOUT ME with out EVER even talking to me and make assumptions about me. You don't know me and you will never know me.

    -Bands, I understand you want people to check out your music and want input. I just don't have the time to do that. So here let me save you the trouble of asking; your band or rap group sucks/rules which ever you wanna pick, now good day!

    -I approve all friend requests and don't check profiles before approving them, so think before you speak.

    -Yes, I am a real amputee. I don't know what sick fuck would say they are one when they aren't. I know there is more to me than being an amputee, so don't message me and criticize my display name.It just works well because amputee and amber both start with a's.

    -No I won't fuck you, send you n00dz, IM you, or call you.

    -I won't reply to a message that just says "Hi", or "Whats up", small talk is meant for comments.

    -If you're wondering if I wear shorts/skirts, the answer is only when I have my prosthetic on.

    -I lost my leg to Osteosarcoma in April of 2004.

    -Sex isn't easier because I'm missing a leg, so don't ask me that lame ass question.

    -Losing a leg didn't make me mentally incapacitated. So don't talk to me like I am 5 yrs old.

    -YES, I am really 23. I know I don't look it and I definitely don't sound it but I am. August 13th, 1986 bitch.

    -Brett Prince at Sovereign Collective in 1042 N High St Columbus Ohio did my Saw portrait and the portrait of my Mother, he does custom pieces. http://www.myspace.com/brettprince you should def consider getting ink by him its worth every penny

    -I get told that I look like Christina Ricci or Ellen Paige(Juno) about 30 times a day. I'm tired of hearing it.

    -Oh and if I went to school with you, its not cool to message me to tell about how you heard I died.

    -Most guys seem to have this great way of creeping me the fuck out very easy lol

    -No I won't model for your "my space", a myspace modeling page isn't REAL MODELING. All it is, is expanding your need for attention.
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    JUST FOR THE FUCKING RECORD

    -DO NOT TAKE MY PICTURES FROM MY PROFILE AND PUT THEM UP ON AMPUTEE FETISH SITES, THAT IS DOWN RIGHT DISRESPECTFUL. I know there is nothing I can do other than not having pictures so just please respect me and don't take my pictures.
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About me:


Drawing by Freshie CLIK image for her myspace

bitch, i'm hardcore

TAKEN... thats how I roll

My name is Amber and I'm amazing. I'm 23yrs old and from Youngstown Ohio. I have a great family and good friends. I've been through chemo therapy twice. I also lost my leg if you find it please mail it back to me asap. Im a big dork and I enjoy many things. I love wrestling, I know its "fake" to an extent but I enjoy watching it. Horror movies are amazing, I love gore, blood, zombies, killers, chainsaws, butcher knifes ect. I could go on and on. Halloween is my favorite holiday. Pink is my color. The internet is one of my main addictions along with green tea. I love green tea more than life its self. I love panties and being in my panties, if i could wear nothing but panties all the time I would in a heartbeat.



My best friend is definitely my youngest sister Brittany. She was actually born on my fourth birthday so thats probably why we get along so well. Melanie Ann has been a long time friend, she will always be my best GET OVER IT. Plus she's not a diseased infested lying attention deprived whore with daddy issues. Which is one of the many reasons I LOVE HER. We will be old ass ladies and still laughing at you silly hoes! Dee Dee(Beautiful You Are) is my kool aid and I adore her to. I'll always have my friends backs, its the way I am but if you CROSS me I'm DONE with you. I'm an adult and don't need petty bull shit in my life. I'm a home person, I'd pick staying home over going to the bar any day probably because I'm a light weight. The Pittsburgh Steelers are my favorite team, I've grown up watching them.(just because I'm from Ohio doesn't mean I have to cheer for shitty nfl teams in Ohio)

My first concert was The Bloodhound Gang when I was in 8th grade. My top four favorite music artists are Breaking Benjamin, Twiztid, Brother Ali, and Janis Joplin. My eyes are blue and my hair is dark. I'm really short and only 80 some lbs. When it comes to replying to comments and messages I barely do because I'm lazy. Stephen Colbert is the fucking man and don't ever question it he just is. I'm very soft spoken unless I'm drunk. Bars card me TWICE. I don't like to label myself based on the music I listen to because my taste varies. Anti-Social=me, I don't like to talk to people after so many others have let me down, walked all over me, and stabbed me in my back. If you're going to only be a disappointing worthless friend, don't bother talking to me. ..Everyone seems to try and say something profound or different on here, I can't be different or profound but I can be myself... Strobe lights are my worst enemy because I'm epileptic.(YAY I just get all the good things)The thing I want most out of life is to touch has many people as I can, and to do charity work that helps young kids/adults who end up in my position.

My occupation that I am claiming is professional concert go'er cuz when it comes to going to concerts I'm a pro at it. I rock shows with gimp sticks, prosthetic leg, no gimp sticks or leg, with various costume legs. That just sounded hella silly but for real I love music so I go to tons of concerts. Now only if I could get paid to go to concerts and have fun hmm.. MAYBE ONE DAY. Any how if you ever see me at shows, I'm not a bitch, not stuck up, not mean, promise I don't bite sooo don't be to intimidated to say "HI". =)

I don't need a TON of makeup or hair extensions to have these boys sweatin' me. So PLEASE KEEP HATING.


I hate fakers. There are many people who pretend to be amputees on the internet. Its a sick thing to do to be honest I hate it. IT'S NOT ONLY SICK but INSULTING. There was someone on my friends list with the name Aiden Amputee. He has all of his limbs. Now I have a large friends list so that is display name that would of stuck out to me when approving friend requests, meaning he didn't always have that name. I just recently seen it when he left me a pic comment. So I messaged him to ask what the deal was with it. He said he user name came to him because his Grandpa was an amputee and he died. While I feel for him about his Grandpa, that doesn't give him the right to call himself an amputee. Its very rude, sick, and insulting. Plus the guy has been on a yahoo amputee group so wtf? My mama has alzheimers do you see me calling myself Amber Alzheimer? Hell no.


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Who I'd like to meet:

Breaking Benjamin, Chris Brown, Nelly, Justin Timberlake, and YOU

Comments

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  • PinkPetra ♀♀

    Nov 27 2009 1:29 AM

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  • Amanda <3

    Nov 26 2009 9:56 PM

    hey random question.

    do yu no how to put a background on the profile cuz now its different u dnt paste it on the about me.
  • **ToXiCaNdY**

    Nov 26 2009 9:56 PM

    Happy Thanksgiving...

    it doesnt feel like thanksgiving yet or the fact that it is my bday today ..

    it feels like it should be halloween still
  • Satans Meat Machine - twitter.com/horrormetal

    Nov 26 2009 6:51 PM

    Hey Hon Hows Your Fine Self?
  • Nov 26 2009 8:56 AM

    hey cutie, are yu down 2 trade?

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  • Nov 26 2009 8:56 AM

    Happy Thanksgiving.
  • Iced-Out Spartan

    Nov 26 2009 8:56 AM

    wat it do boo?
  • Jonathan

    Nov 26 2009 6:22 AM

    I really need to stop sleeping in the breakroom. Last night, I woke up with Styrofoam, bubble wrap, and other crap all on me. Also, one of my coworkers claimed they took a cell phone pic since they claimed I was drooling. These overnights are killin me!
  • Nov 25 2009 10:43 PM

    HAVE A HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
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    Nov 24 2009 1:37 PM

    so how have you been? :)
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    Nov 24 2009 2:04 AM

    Whats going on?, you should defiantly checkkout,our tune's
  • Nov 22 2009 8:57 PM

    long time no talk makes me feel a little ignored :(
  • P.O.W Online Now!

    Nov 21 2009 11:52 PM

    sup homie just anit seen u on aims just seein how u doin and hope things are good for u mcl
  • -UFA- UNITED FRIEKS OF AMERICA

    Nov 20 2009 6:24 AM

    Thanx for adding the UFA!!!!!

    Come back anytime and SHOUT OUT!!!!!

    WE ARE THE UFA!!!
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    Nov 19 2009 11:57 PM

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  • Miss XxMalicexX

    Nov 19 2009 10:21 PM

    Love your FACE! <3
  • Snake-Noise Supernova

    Nov 19 2009 9:30 PM

    thank's 4 add me! :)
  • Nov 19 2009 3:35 AM

    U played left 4 dead how was it?
  • {GsBB} Addison's Mommy

    Nov 19 2009 3:33 AM

    Damn I haven't got to play part 2 yet! Is it dope or what?
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    Nov 18 2009 11:17 AM

    whats good