Haircut

i apologize for trying to quit smoking. i'll keep on smoking, as your argument for it seems very scientific and reliable. you should come to schmunk's tonight. tonight being january 25th. call him or me.

we'll give him the sandwich.

1)Why?
2)WHY?!

I might come home next weekend, but I don't know yet. Spread the word.

It's mostly the fact that the mustache was the curled-up-at-the-end kind.

You mean the one of you as a frenchman?

I'll have to confer with my Netflix about Creep.

Hey, if I got a pair of super cool roller skates sometime, do you think you could paint them (or something) to look like those WWII helicopters and bombers that look like sharks for me? I need money first, but it's all I can think about.

sorry i have a few more:

bees smell with their knees

butterflies taste with their feet

starfish have no brains

snails can sleep for 3 years without eating

earthworms have five hearts

napoleon was terrified of cats

and i bet you already knew most of these :-)

okay a few things because i'll forget by the time i get around to telling you.

1. you were right shrimp ARE the loudest creature in the ocean in Jon's face!

2. sesame is a flowering plant

3. mongolians put salt in their tea instead of sugar.

:-) call me later!

peace. around the world. for generations.

Fur Food Road!
Stratford, WI

My gifts rock asses harder. REAL hard.

your gifts rocked your ass so hardcore, you couldn't stand it! except for the hat being so small...i'm sorry about that.

i still want that painting for my birthday.
pretty please?