Haircut's Comments

i apologize for trying to quit smoking. i'll keep on smoking, as your argument for it seems very scientific and reliable. you should come to schmunk's tonight. tonight being january 25th. call him or me.

we'll give him the sandwich.

1)Why?
2)WHY?!

I might come home next weekend, but I don't know yet. Spread the word.

It's mostly the fact that the mustache was the curled-up-at-the-end kind.

You mean the one of you as a frenchman?

I'll have to confer with my Netflix about Creep.

Hey, if I got a pair of super cool roller skates sometime, do you think you could paint them (or something) to look like those WWII helicopters and bombers that look like sharks for me? I need money first, but it's all I can think about.

sorry i have a few more:

bees smell with their knees

butterflies taste with their feet

starfish have no brains

snails can sleep for 3 years without eating

earthworms have five hearts

napoleon was terrified of cats

and i bet you already knew most of these :-)

okay a few things because i'll forget by the time i get around to telling you.

1. you were right shrimp ARE the loudest creature in the ocean in Jon's face!

2. sesame is a flowering plant

3. mongolians put salt in their tea instead of sugar.

:-) call me later!

peace. around the world. for generations.

Fur Food Road!
Stratford, WI

My gifts rock asses harder. REAL hard.

your gifts rocked your ass so hardcore, you couldn't stand it! except for the hat being so small...i'm sorry about that.

i still want that painting for my birthday.
pretty please?

dude, i totally had that and two wizard gifts for you that i was gonna bring for you tonight, but NO! mr.
fancy pants had to be out at his daddy's! well, you'll get yours, sonny!

Ahh!!!! Genius! Dan and I were both totally "stumped" on that one...He'll be relieved to have the answer before I leave for the weekend...haha...ugh.

We should all go do something scary this weekend, by the way...

crap! I have no idea! What are you? Wait! Are you just the letter E?

...flowers? Or cocaine...Am I right?! Are you going to hang out with me this weekend?

How DARE you insinuate that I would have ANY dealings whatsoever with Stone Cold Steve Austin!?! It actually does have Brian Bosworth in it though...he's disgusting, and I didn't appreciate his little black banana hammock in one scene.

Never heard of The Tattooist...I guess I won't rent it now...I like my blood and guts and violence right off the bat!

K. So it's not a horror movie, but next time you've got the itch to rent something, see if they've got "Stone Cold". It's so bad it's good! Dan and I give it 4 out of 5 stars, and we decided it should be sold as a 3-for-1 DVD at WalMart, sandwiched betwixt "Roadhouse" and "Pink Cadillac".

I've seen The Messengers...it was pretty good! The Ruins...is that pretty new? I think I wanted to watch that. I've never heard of Feast though...Look out, Netflix!

Did you see Funny Games, yet? You should, if you haven't. Not scary, exactly, but pretty good. Apparently it was a German (?) director who remade it from his own German movie from 10 years or so ago...I dunno what I'm talking about...watch it, though.

i have a "severely, i mean severely" sprained ankle. which means no fun for the didi. also, i decided to hang out with myself, for my pleasure. we do need to go out for coffee sometime soon.

Remember that story you told me bout that girl and the big bug? Look in my pictures on my myspace and check out the beetle that was on my door... (shudder). its on page 2.

* Do not exceed the recommended dose or take Vivarin on a regular basis without checking with your doctor. Exceeding the recommended dose or taking Vivarin regularly may be habit-forming.
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