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Ski

			"Have you seen my midget alpaca?? If found please call 888-867-5309!!!!" Female 71 years old MADISON, WISCONSIN United States Last Login:7/14/2008

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Ski's Interests

General

ALpaca Farming!!!!!! And finding the answer to the one question that has haunted me for all of my life.... Why are midgets so fucking cute?????? And why can we not have them as pets in this day and age??????? If you can answer either of these questions I will be your midget friend for life!!!!!!

Music

Hmmmmm I don't listen to music!!! It prefer to spend my time reading novels and drinking fine wine!!!! Music just does not trip my trigger!!!

Movies

Any thing with midgets and porn!!!!!

Television

I told you TV is highly over rated!!! I like to read novels but I dropped out of school in the 3 grade to help out my family on the farm raising alpacas!!!!!

Books

To Long of a list to type out but if you ask nicely I might just tell you.... Well let me think about that............................................................................................................ aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Fuck NO!!!

Heroes

My hero are John Kunz and Mike Ferris!!!! I love these men they taught me so much!!!!! Also wanna throw a big prop to the man that invented pantyhose and the god that decided that girls should get periods....they can both die slow and painfully!

Ski's Details

Status:	Swinger
Here for:	Networking, Friends
Orientation:	Not Sure
Hometown:	Where ever your bed is!!!!
Body type:	4' 1" / Athletic
Religion:	Wiccan
Zodiac Sign:	Cancer
Smoke / Drink:	Yes / Yes
Children:	Proud parent
Education:	Post grad
Occupation:	Fun & Games
Income:	$150,000 to $250,000

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About me:
Well I am a very conplexed women. I you want to know more about me I have a site on singles.com and you can learn everything about me on there.... But if you are to chicken to sign up for a proflie on there you can send me an e-mail and maybe just mabe if your worthy I will respond to you!!! I also have a big intrest in Midget Crime!!!

Who I'd like to meet:
I would lyk to meet any ALPACA breaders!!! And any that thinks they can be a cool as me!!!! Also any one that has worked with John Kunz and Mike Ferris!!!!

Ski's Friend Space (Top 12)

Ski has 167 friends.

Kristi

Bonnie

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Pauly

JJO GIRLS ROCK!!!!!!!!!

natalie

Payne

NONPOINT

Marilyn Manson

Stripe

Ozz

The God Damn Pimps

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Nick	Jul 15 2008 5:41 AM Word.
Big Daddy	Jul 6 2008 4:21 PM This comment was sent by your friend via the Mobsters app. To block this app and all communications from it, click Here. ------------------------------------------- Big Daddy wants you to join their mob in Mobsters, a Mafia-style combat game played on MySpace. Start out as a petty thief and work your way up to become a Mob Don! Join Big Daddy's Mob!
Biatch from WJJO Madison, WI	Jul 6 2008 3:53 AM This comment was sent by your friend via the Bumper Stickers app. To block this app and all communications from it, click Here. ------------------------------------------- I just gave you a video for your profile. Click here to play the video and send me one back! [ See more videos \| Share this video! ].... Spongebob bringin' the gangsta
Biatch from WJJO Madison, WI	Jul 6 2008 3:42 AM This comment was sent by your friend via the Bumper Stickers app. To block this app and all communications from it, click Here. ------------------------------------------- I just sent you a Bumper Sticker. Click here to view it full size and send me one back! LMAO. [ See more stickers \| Share this sticker! ]....
Tom	Jun 30 2008 2:06 AM This comment was sent by your friend via the Movies app. To block this app and all communications from it, click Here. ------------------------------------------- Can you beat my score on the "Name the 80's Movies" quiz? I got 100%. Can you do any better?
Miranda	Jun 22 2008 9:07 AM Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm. net
Biatch from WJJO Madison, WI	Jun 18 2008 6:51 PM This comment was sent by your friend via the Bumper Stickers app. To block this app and all communications from it, click Here. ------------------------------------------- I just gave you a sticker for your profile. Click here to view it full size and send me one back! [ See more stickers \| Share this sticker! ]....
Miranda	Jun 18 2008 3:29 AM This comment was sent by your friend via the Bumper Stickers app. To block this app and all communications from it, click Here. ------------------------------------------- I just gave you a sticker for your profile. Click here to view it full size and send me one back! [ See more stickers \| Share this sticker! ].... Like Big E's!
Miranda	Jun 18 2008 3:12 AM This comment was sent by your friend via the Bumper Stickers app. To block this app and all communications from it, click Here. ------------------------------------------- I just gave you a sticker for your profile. Click here to view it full size and send me one back! [ See more stickers \| Share this sticker! ].... This explains my frequent sunburns
Pauly	Jun 11 2008 8:42 PM Why did I instantly think of you when I saw this... Ach, Zombie Baby
EMT_Sparky	May 30 2008 6:19 PM HEY SKI... YOU PLANNING SUMMERFEST THIS YEAR?..ONLY TIME I GET TO FLIRT WITH YA ANYMORE
HI-TECH GI JOE	May 30 2008 11:29 AM Hey Ski, I just bought you for $616. Click here to find out what you can do with all your new cash! owned by the U. S ARMY ------------------------------- This comment was sent by your friend via the Own Your Friends! application. To block comments sent via Apps. click here.
HI-TECH GI JOE	May 30 2008 7:51 AM Hey Ski, I'm worth $2079! Click here to find out how much YOU are worth! ------------------------------- This comment was sent by your friend via the Own Your Friends! application. To block comments sent via Apps. click here.
Pauly	May 29 2008 7:34 PM
Kate Dawg	May 13 2008 4:18 AM Hey Ski, I just bought you as my PET! Click here to find out how much I think you're $$WORTH$$! ------------------------------- This comment was sent by your friend via the Own Your Friends! application. To block comments sent via Apps. click here.
Big Daddy	May 11 2008 11:20 AM Comment Graphics and Myspace Layouts at pYzam. com
NiHiL	May 5 2008 2:20 PM
F.A.C.E	May 5 2008 1:23 PM Hey Ski, I just bought you as my PET! Click here to find out how much I think you're worth! HI THERE HOW HAVE YOU BEEN DOING ?? ------------------------------- This comment was sent by your friend via the Own Your Friends! application. To block comments sent via Apps. click here.
Biatch from WJJO Madison, WI	May 4 2008 4:39 AM OMFG! Really? LMAO It hurts... It hurts...LOL
Damage Incorporated	May 1 2008 3:25 PM Damage Inc - Metallica tribute and THIRD EYE - Tool tribute will be performing at The Miramar Theatre 2844 N. Oakland Ave. on Saturday, May17th “All Ages” $10 at the door. Door opens at 7pm. Show starts at 8pm.
Taz	Apr 8 2008 3:39 AM Pimpin the TEAM... HOME OPENER! Saturday APRIL 12 6:30....MIDDLETON High School..just so there is no confusion like last year ;P
Sheri	Apr 2 2008 9:19 PM I'm here. Did you work last night? We ended up doing the Pedro's, Dry Bean, and that old bar up on the hill by the Saturn dealership. We were going to stop by but we ran out of time. Was it your night? I will have every other weekend off starting this coming weekend, but I am driving to michigan to get my stuff. Hopefully we can hook up soon. Gots to see my "just" jenn
Straight Line Stitch ON TOUR NOW!!	Mar 25 2008 4:06 PM Thank you so much for stopping in to check us out - we hope you will keep in touch with us and please continue to spread the word about Straight Line Stitch to all your friends! WE ARE NOW ON TOUR WITH DEVILDRIVER, NAPALM DEATH, 36 CRAZYFISTS and INVITRO!!! Check the dates on our myspace and we hope to see ya out on the road! Cheers, SLS
Taz	Mar 20 2008 1:46 AM Ok. Just another reminder so you don't forget...April 28 and 29. Alliant Energy Center..The Midwest Alpaca Festival....I know that you have already cleared your calendar for this ;P
Taz	Mar 19 2008 6:16 AM OK!! April 12 6:30 pm MIDDLETON High School Stadium!!!!! Season Home Opener!!!! for further schedule info..www. wiwolves. com They made me a fullback and a middle linebacker this year...they must actually think I can RUN with the football or something...well hopefully I won't drop it...I did hang onto that TP
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Taz	Mar 5 2008 5:51 PM ah..he's got his Mama's mad skillz...I'm so proud!
Taz	Feb 28 2008 6:09 AM ...i've lost my midget...is he at your place?
Sheri	Feb 18 2008 2:24 PM I will for sure. Not quite sure the exact date but hopefully in the next week or so. I won't have an apartment right away as I still have 3 mos. left on this one here. I think I am going to crash at andys for a while till I can get everything situated. I'll stop in and see ya one of these tuesdays. Later darlin'
Sheri	Feb 18 2008 1:19 AM

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