About me:

i like chicago because.... ...there are so many streets that are full of building and people....just PACKED with walgreens and starbucks and kinkos and bars and bloomingdales and just stuff....and all of that i great, and it helps people live how they want to. but what is so great is that on alot these streets, and you look east, you have a clear view of the lake. its like all of *that* just stops, and you are immediately reminded that there is so much more to kinkos and starbucks, that just a few steps away there is calm, and air. that withing a small space, there are both "worlds." Its just a matter of which world you decide is the more prominant within that space. looking east kinda brings me back to me. I choose the calm. I go to the kinkos in the calm.
besides all of that.... wedgies, wet willies, and poo jokes will always be hilarious. and dead baby jokes. you know what else is funny? your mom. but then if you ever want to talk about your philosophy, a good book or invader zim...i'm down with that sickness too. see? i'm kinda fucked up. i think in a past life i was Simone de Beauvoir. even thought she died after i was born. shut up, it could happen. and i want to be a spy when i grow up.