Joseph
Joseph Gerhard
Joseph Gerhard i'm starting to believe that the ocean's much like you...

Male
23 years old
Gilbert, Arizona
United States



Last Login: 12/1/2009
Mood: working Mood Image
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    Joseph's Interests
Generalrecording...


intoxication...


cancer... well, actually I quit like a week ago. we'll see how long it lasts.


...and internet piracy


what else do you need?

Music











MoviesSnatch, Fight Club, Donnie Darko, Pulp Fiction, Layer Cake, Kill Bill, Blow, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Edward Scissorhands, Dead Man, and I've always been a sucker for Braveheart. American Pie is the anthem of my adolescence.

... and Sweeney Todd was fucking good.
TelevisionTelevangelism on channel 21. It lukewarms my heart.
BooksJack Kerouac, Charles Bukowski, John Fante, Alexandre Dumas, Fyodor Dostoevski, Nick Hornby, Dave Eggers, and pretty much anything autobiographical.
HeroesHeroes are for people with ambition. The only people I look up to are taller than me.
Groups: Unofficial Fan Club of Yellow the Vertical

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     Joseph's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Eureka, CA
Body type:5' 8" / Body builder
Ethnicity:Other
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:In college
Occupation:Scholarship/FAFSA Profligate

   Joseph's Schools
Gilbert High School
Gilbert,AZ
Graduated: 2004
Student status: Alumni
Degree: none
 

2000 to 2004

   Joseph's Companies
JM Studios
Gilbert, AZ US
Engineer
Pure Pwnage

2007 - present



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   Joseph's Blurbs
About me:
"an intellectual is a man who says a simple thing in a difficult way; an artist is a man who says a difficult thing in a simple way." --Bukowski

"Beauty is a terrifying thing! It's so frightening because it's indefinable and it's indefinable because God has surrounded us with nothing but riddles. Here the shores of a river meet, incompatibilities coexist." --Dostoevsky

"My mouth dried and I pretended to keep smiling. Why do we pursue information that we know will never leave our heads? I was inviting a permanent, violent guest into my home. He would defecate on my bed. He would shred my clothes, light fires on the walls. I could see him walking up the driveway and I stood at the door, knowing that I’d be a fool to bring him inside. But still I opened the door." --Eggers

I also own and operate a music recording studio: JM Studios
Who I'd like to meet:
My only stipulations for meeting new people: you must be one bad ass mother fucker (i.e. bench 300 lbs or more); also, you must be able to leap over buildings in a single bound... oh, and you definitely have to be able to light cigarettes with your eyes. and what else... ah yes, your liver has to be made out of pure titanium. If you don't possess any of these qualities, then attempting to be my friend would simply be a waste of time. And one final note: if you take anything I say seriously, then you're obviously not one of my friends yet.



   Joseph's Friend Space (Top 11)
Joseph has 268 friends.
 brandon 


 Miq 


 rosstafari 


 Sam 


 BRIAN 


 The CODY!! 


 Louis 


 Greg 


 C-NOTE 


 ][]HN 


 JM Studios 





Joseph's Friends Comments
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Nov 4 2009 7:33 AM

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! :D
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KING

Joe Paulsen



Oct 20 2009 8:34 PM

just hanging out you know. making music, going to school, and playing some futbol.

do you still have that studio out of your house? how's business?
KING

Joe Paulsen



Oct 20 2009 12:20 AM

good show the other night, what have you been up too?
Jomance

Jomance



Sep 27 2009 9:47 AM

DEECE DEECE DEECE WHAT
PARISA

PARISA



Sep 22 2009 4:46 PM

Helloo!!
miss ¡m0n!c@! [ Fucking Curtis ]

monica curtis



Jul 2 2009 12:38 AM

hello friend!!!0
Markus

Mark May



Jun 3 2009 4:33 PM

miss hanging. hit me up if your ever in tempe.
Jomance

Jomance



May 17 2009 8:33 AM

Yea. Dude. Don't even think about him.
Jomance

Jomance



May 16 2009 9:54 PM

FORGET ABOUT IT
*Princess Di*

Diana Fry



May 14 2009 6:16 PM

hey you!!!! how are you doing??? miss you!!!!!
][]HN

][]HN



May 10 2009 11:31 PM

yo brotha lets hang!
Markus

Mark May



May 3 2009 10:30 PM

how's it going man?
rosstafari

Ross Dinsdale



Apr 29 2009 9:16 PM

.................
rosstafari

Ross Dinsdale



Apr 24 2009 4:35 PM

its growing. could it be alive.





....

rosstafari

Ross Dinsdale



Apr 24 2009 6:25 AM

it will grow everyday. just watch if you dont believe me.








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brandon

Brandon Anderson



Apr 13 2009 1:56 PM

i'm coming home man, and FUCK do i have some stories to tell you ha. let's kick it at your pad and throw back some blue moons in the near future. i'll be home the 17th i think. we are shooting videos in la the 15th and 16th.
miss ya bitch!
Bree Nation

Bree Nation



Mar 9 2009 7:01 PM

You should probably use the GPS if you decide to go to long beach. Or perhaps let someone else drive, we wouldn't want you to end up lost in Compton again...

:)
BABYDARLINDOLLFACE

Michelle Behmetuik



Mar 23 2009 2:29 AM

i have to say that "all my little words" is one of my favorite songs. kudos on good tastes.
Jomance

Jomance



Mar 17 2009 2:59 AM

YEEEEEAAAAHHH
rachfaaceee.

Rachel Rubanow



Mar 5 2009 5:28 AM

SALAD!!
Meghan Nicole (20 in 20 days)

Meghan Staffeldt



Feb 21 2009 7:28 PM

I totally benched a little over 500 lbs. the other day. Per arm.
I'm kinda a bamf, no big deal.
Haha anyways, how are you?
Jasmine

Jasmine



Feb 17 2009 12:03 AM

Bitch come home.
VampireMoose!!!

VampireMoose!!!



Feb 14 2009 3:09 AM

what up pimp!!!
ghsbs

ghsbs



Feb 14 2009 2:41 AM

i remember the dude brahs. i am terribly sorry for that. youre my hero for taking that punch.
Markus

Mark May



Feb 10 2009 1:28 AM

for sure. i would of taken off walking if there was anything within a couple miles.
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