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Lemur
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"HACK!"
Female
20 years old
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON
United States
Last Login:
5/8/2008
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Lemur's Interests
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| General | String, yarn, shoelaces, black clothes, watching basketball on TV, kitty treats that I don't chew and puke back up because of my eatting disorder. | | Music | My woman thinks she's a musician, but everytime she pulls out her guitar I scratch the paint off the door. | | Movies | I like porn where people toss salads, especially their own. | | Books | All over our house there are two little holes on every page of every book, because I can't stand that someone can sit there and read and not pat my butt. | | Heroes | You probably expect me to say Felix or Garfield... No, actually I take comfort in the words of Mother Teresa. Even if she doesn't speak English or Catingula. |
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Wrath of Labia!, Puss In BoOtS!!, the pussy club, *Cat Lovers*, My human rocks, Cat Lady Club., Cats Rock!, Sparkle's Designer Cat Fan Club
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Lemur's Details
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| Status: | In a Relationship | | Hometown: | Seattle! | | Body type: | 0' 0" | | Religion: | Christian - other | | Zodiac Sign: | Aries | | Smoke / Drink: | No / No | | Children: | I don't want kids | | Education: | Post grad | | Income: | $250,000 and Higher | |
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Lemur's Companies
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wrathoflabia
WA US
Spokescat
http://www.wrathoflabia.tk
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About me:
My mother's family was going to France or somewhere when she was pregnant with me and my brother and sister, so she stayed with a family friend in Seattle who I believe had 2 or 3 other cats. That was where we were born, there's still a stain on a bed. My older sister, Flame, who after she had her ovaries ripped out hasn't been the same, and I still live here. My big brother, Midnight, went off to live with our mom on a farm. My original name was Houdiniette, because when I was 6 weeks old I was really good at hiding when I didn't want to be found by a seven year old with sticky fingers. Not soon after, thankfully, my name was changed to Lemur, because I have rings around my tail. I'll be 12 pretty soon, and I still have my small kittenish figure because I hang out in my girlfriend's room all the time instead of going downstairs and eatting. I like to drool on my woman and sometimes I get in long political discussions with her and her mom, usually only when I get my butt scratched. My girlfriend hates when I sleep right in the middle of the bed...the bitch tosses and turns a lot so I usually give up and go sleep on the radiator. One time she cheated on me, so I shed as much white hair as I possible could on that guy's black bag. Haha that'll teach her. But we have a good relationship, because I know I'll outlive her and then it'll be a free for all.
I am also the Don King of wrathoflabia.
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Who I'd like to meet:
A rug I haven't puked on.
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