Karis

Who I'd like to meet:

In a darkened alley- any man who has hurt either of my two little sisters; Brittney Spears- cause then I would sell the resulting video for 50 mil and be rich; Snoop-dog, cause I have never tried it; and Colt McCoy- cause his name is so dang cute, but is he even legal?!---------------- Drunk in a bar- Brittney Spears- for the aforementioned reason; Pee Wee Herman- just because of mech-a-lech a-high- mech a hiney-ho; Colin Farrell cause I wanna kiss him; and Sly Stallon- how dang funny would he talk if he were wasted?! --------------------------------- On a road trip in a 7-11- Harrison Ford- he would get me out of any deadly situation involving men smarter than he is with more technology, but only if his family is threatened; Joe Dirt- I just watched the movie and he is so stinkin funny; and Tupac- cause then I could sell the video and be a millionare.------------------------------ In the mall- Ashley Judd- she could steal me some clothes; Josh Elek- because he always makes a scene wherever he goes; and Tyra Banks- hey, she isn't the skinniest girl on the block and she wouldn't make me feel fat.---------------------- At McDonalds- Giselle- because I would never eat another burger again; that japanese guy who can eat 500 hot dogs or whatever; and working there- Troy Aikman becuase I hate him for some strange illogical reason and working at McDonalds is the lowest of the low for a former NFL quaterback and Kevin Federline- cause working at Micky D's is the best that he deserves.-----------------------------