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Energizer bunny? No! ... Duracell bunny yes! Can you see the difference?
One is a battery…........and the other one is the fucking bunny!
You will be surprised how many people cant tell them apart...
12 SANDWICHES's Blog
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Energizer VS Duracell
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INTRODUCING THE WORLD TO THE WINDOW WIPER BY 12 SANDWICHES
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dirtyI would like to introduce the world to the 'window wiper'. It's a move I've been tinkering with for years but it finally came to fruition last night. Please follow these simple instructions:
Firstly, carefully choose a target.
Creep up behind your victim (perhaps whilst waiting for service at the bar). You'll need a penis, preferably not erect, now gently press your appendage between the cheeks of victim. I like to start from the left.
Slowly shift...
...from left to right as often as required. Note: your victim will think the first attempt is purely an accident, but I guarantee you, after the 4th time...
Warning: Please use with caution, the world may not be ready for 12 sandwiches' patented window wiper. Use at your own discretion.
