James

About me:

.. .. I am infinitely more intelligent than you are. I make more money. My car? It is much faster than the one you drive. My yacht is larger than the one you would have if you owned one. My helicopter is more sleek in design. My interpersonal relationships are deeper than yours and are more fulfilling. I donate more money to charity than you do. I appreciate the arts on a much deeper level than you could ever hope to. I realized that I ended that last sentence with a preposition before you did. I am more comfortable with myself than you are, and I love my mother more than you love yours. I have gained universal love and acceptance, even in remote regions of the world, whereas you have only garnered the approval of your fellow countrymen, a few Canadians, and a surprising number of people from Eastern Bloc countries who may or may not have ties to the Russian Mafia. My Mafia ties are stronger than yours. I have killed more people than you have. I have forgiven more people as well. I am morally superior to you. I have a better sense of humor. In short, there is no area in which you could ever hope to be superior to me.