iJackie gave me an iPod. It looks like iThis:
I'm not sure why I need an iPod because, despite what my iNickname and my iTattoos might suggest, I don't listen to a lot of iMusic. But it's iCool. Maybe I'll bring it to iWork and listen to it while I iProgram, or when I go to the iGym.
Anyway, I iPlugged it into my iLaptop. I iDownloaded iTunes, and I put "Two Princes" by Spin Doctors on it. And now I'm off to get a Tab.