I GOT A NEW TV!
It only takes about three minutes for the tube to warm up! It's got Horizontal AND vertical hold! Now, it's still black and white, but there are only a few shows that I watch that are broadcast in techni-color, so I'll wait a few more years untul they perfect that. I think all those people who were buying those really skinny rectangular color televison sets are going to regret it. I mean, why would anyone want to watch televion on anything other than a square set anyway? How are you supposed to gather your friends and family around that to watch Uncle Miltie?
Nah, just kidding I got this.
52" Samsung 650 Series.
Look, if you had one shot to sit on your lazy butt and watch all the TV you ever wanted until your brain turned to mush, would you go for it, or just let it slip?