Liquid ASS Stink Prank

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Assman #1 invented Liquid ASS by accident in high school. While conducting a totally unrelated experiment that went awry, Liquid ASS was born. The anal vapors rising from the concoction could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon! It was at this moment that high school became fun again for Assman #1. Armed with a small bottle he began to spread his new found joy! In time it was rumored that the cafeteria was serving up ASS every Friday! His principal, teachers, and annoying schoolmates suddenly began to smell like ass too, and Assman #1 ruled. College and marriage soon diverted his attention, and the little jar of what was to become Liquid ASS was shelved. About 13 years later, Assman #1 meets Assman #2 in the workplace. Assman #2 is not a happy camper having received the shaft from his manager. Assman #1 knew how to handle the situation and dug out the little jar of stink. He puts it in a squeezable bottle and tells Assman #2 to “go hammer them like you got a pair!” After a generous application to his boss’s office, he causes all hell to break loose! While watching the managers suffer and laughing his ASS off, Assman #2 suggests to Assman #1 that they take this ass-crack smell in liquid form to the world. They pool their savings, have their stink tested to ensure it is safe (it is), and invest in some equipment. Assman #1 comes up with the name "Liquid ASS" and both the Assmen collaborate on the artwork. They launch www.LiquidASS.com on 02July2005 and have been working hard to bring laughter to hundreds of people around the world. Together, they are the ASSmen. ..

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