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Music, books, movies, computers, photography, my wonderful husband, and my kids. Not in that order, though. That's about all. Hasn't changed much, has it?..Music
Just about anything. And I really do mean that. For the most part, even if I don't like it, it's tolerable at low levels. If you're not that interested, then I'll just say that I'm a big dork and I mostly like indie rock, hard metal, a little bit of country, and a little bit of rap. Oh, and oldies. AND, of course, The Mad AttiX. Go check them out, bitches. Now. http://www.myspace.com/themadattix ..Movies
Television
Left to my own devices, I don't watch much TV. But being married, that doesn't happen much. For lack of anything better to do, we watch The Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy, The Fairly Odd Parents, and pretty much anything on the Discovery and National Geographic channels. And Saturday morning cartoons. We're dorks. I know..Books
Books are wonderful. My favorite is The Little Prince. Now I'd rather not stretch this out by listing other books I like, as it would go on and on for ages, but I generally enjoy fantasty, sci-fi, and historical fiction. Every so often, I'll jump into non-fiction books like The Peculiar Institution and enjoy them immensely; most non-fiction books tend to be a bit dry, though, and I'm really fond of a well told story.Heroes
I have no heros, only inspirations. Though if I did have a hero, it would totally be Bunny, as he is cute and fearless. http://www.frozenreality.co.uk/comic/bunny/index.php?id=38..
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- Feb 2, 2008 11:52 AM another (long) update! (7 months later)
- Jul 24, 2007 2:46 PM married
- Jul 2, 2007 1:29 PM life update - as (non)exciting as ever
- Mar 25, 2007 10:22 AM friend cuts
- Mar 17, 2007 4:04 AM Pyramid lake
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About me:
..My name is Melissa. I'm 21 years old. Married with 4 (furry) kids. *nods sagely* Also, I think you smell like pee :) No, but really... I am the master of fucking things up. This happens to be because I'm incredibly difficult to please. No, wait, that's not true; Michael does it every day. I work as a dog daycare attendant, with plans to enroll in TMCC at some point. Not that my job will pay for that any time soon. That's really not the point, though. The point was that I've finally gotten my life back together and I'm really happy. Things aren't perfect, but I couldn't ask for any more than what I've been blessed with. That basically means that I can't be a great friend to many people right now because I'm busy with the kids and married life. You can try, but you might have to ask me again later. Until then? Well, you have a lot of other friends, right?Who I'd like to meet:
People who know how to have fun and aren't easily offended. (Apparently, some people think I'm a bitch, and who am I to argue with the masses?) Similarly, you shouldn't need me to entertain you constantly, nor expect my attention 24/7. Bonus points to anyone who picks up on the fact that I'm absolutely wonderful and most people are not-as-cool versions of me. You'll grow to understand and either love or hate that. I promise.Details
- Status: Married
- Here for: Networking, Friends
- Hometown: Eldersburg
- Orientation: Bi
- Height: 5' 1"
- Ethnicity: Latino / Hispanic
- Religion: Agnostic
- Zodiac Sign: Virgo
- Children: Someday
- Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
- Education: College graduate
- Occupation: Dog Daycare Attendant
- Income: Less than $30,000
Schools
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Pennsylvania State University-Penn St Harrisburg
- Middletown,Pennsylvania
- Graduated: 2009
- Degree: Bachelor's Degree
- Major: Information Systems & International Business
2005 to 2005 -
Century High
- Eldersburg, MARYLAND
- Graduated: 2005
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: High School Diploma
- Major: Agricultural Engineering & Applied Technology
2001 to 2005
Companies
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Public Opinion Research, Inc.
- Eldersburg, Maryland US
- Telesurveyor
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Safeway
- Eldersburg, Maryland US
- Deli Clerk
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Wal-Mart
- Reno, Nevada US
- Deli Associate
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The Canine Club
- Sparks, NV US
- Dog Daycare Attendant
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happy birthday love!
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I could actually sign in to my yahoo every now and again if that would help, I know i haven't been playing on KOL lately
Happy Birthday in advance!
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