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We Wish You Love & Happiness! 1340! Hello there, you silly little funny bunny! Life is beautiful! Just like condiments and the Yeti crab. What have you been up to? Panic Movement sends you greetings and fuzzy little hallucinations! We hope you are doing spectacularly well! You deserve it. Scientists in South Korea have cloned four beagles that carry fluorescent genes and glow red under ultraviolet light. One of the scientists made a meatball sandwich in which the cheese was arranged incorrectly. As a result, he was forced to build a temple out of 1.5 million empty green beer bottles in veneration of the elf-like goblins residing underground in Cambodia. One of these elf-like goblins is a member of the Bambino crime family and owns Bambino Pizza in Palm Coast, Florida. Steve, an employee of Bambino Pizza, was in the witness protection program for squealing on the Stefano crime family, but his cover was blown after he was arrested for pistol-whipping a customer for criticizing the calzone. He went on to invent a new electrical farting machine that could improve fuel cell technology by turning C02 in the atmosphere into methane. He changed his identity and moved to Oakton, Virginia, where high school students may get suspended for 2 weeks for having birth control pills, but one week for having heroin. We wish you an abundance of blessings, peace, love, and happiness. The meaning of life is to live it; and love God. Please fondle my bum.
We want to thank you all who voted for us on Cocaine Rocks Contest!!! Your vote made us reach the semi-finals. Your support was waaaay important to us!!!
Hello there, 1340! Panic Movement sends greetings and gratitude! The Vernal Equinox is upon us! Let’s celebrate and be merry! We hope you have had a fabulous winter season. Nature is a wondrous and beautiful thing, no? One of the most fascinating things about nature is photosynthesis, the complex process by which plants and Rush Limbaugh (a protozoa common to the Paleolithic period) use energy from sunlight in order to build robots and control the stock market. Gouge out your right eye (Matthew 5:29). Dude! Have you heard about the “Saidaiji Eyo” festival? In Japan, about 9,000 guys in loincloths tussle, brawl, and fight over a couple of pieces of wood which are considered sacred! Now, what we would suggest is that you elevate your legs when resting and rig a live flower beetle with electrodes and a radio receiver. As always, put your hand in the garbage disposal, shove worms into your mouth, and call the police. Have an auspicious spring season! We wish you an abundance of blessings, peace, love, and happiness. The fact is: you are beautiful.
next our "Bigfish live show" is scheduled on 7th December at Kichijoji MANDA-LA2, Tokyo. Three Japanese Female singers; Hana Saito, NAORYU and Rika Shinohara play there. it seems peaceful, heartwarm and acoustic. thanks for checking our live information.
Hello, 1340 Mag. I want to let you know about the upcoming show. Panic Movement, Seasons, and Million Kids will be bringing down the house over at the Café Mariposa on Saturday, August 16. We hope you can make it…
Our daughter, Ruth (age 2), singing "Jesus Loves Me!" Note how she closes her rendition . . . whose girl do you think she is? Here is your next American Idol:
thanx for the bday greetings. I've got 5 more years until I am considered "middle adult." Then it's all downhill I guess.
I try to do my best with the music. I am an 70-80s rock-n-roll guy. What can I say? I like classic country too, but I wouldn't do that to you b/c I'm a nice guy.
