Killbot 2.0

hey baby...you were absolutely amazing last night. and this morning. you sure know how to get yo' ladies off if you happen to find my panties, let me know. see you later, sweet thang...

hey nancy. thanks for the hate, bitch.

OH! I almost forgot!!!!

Would you like a reeeeaaaallly cool lamp that has a genie lamp shaped part that has an additional lightbulb shaped like a flame?! You can have it, free!

The catch is that it needs a shade and a regular lightbulb, and you can never ever ever give it away, unless it's to Travis, Diane, or Jason. Or back to me...It needs a good home, and I can only trust a few friends in that regard....

Hi! I saw you called on Saturday (my phone doesn't cooperate when it comes to listening to voicemails, usually). I was in Merrill, but I was doing family stuff pretty much the whole time, and couldn't hang out.

I'll be there for a week or so starting August 14 or 15. Also, can you tell Diane I'll call her back tomorrow night, if you talk to her? If not, no big deal...I'll just call her then anyway. Teehee!

I love that movie idea! You could maybe throw in a scene where Jesus is at a bar, and turns water into wine, but everyone gets mad, because they'd rather have Captain and Coke, or something....maybe that's a dumb idea...I dunno...I'd totally go see that movie, though, but only if it did not include Owen Wilson, Will Ferrell, or Seth Rogan.

Since when do glasses, a mustache, and a beauty spot make me French?

You are currently sleeping on my couch. I've been watching you for a while. After about three hours I started getting bored so I taped a big picture of myself right in front of my toilet at eye level when you're sitting down. Now when you wake up and go in there, it will be like I'm staring at you.
It's hilarious!

fudgemuncher. hey, speaking of which, my mom makes xmas cookies that are called "elf balls".

I'm no hippie, if that's what you're getting it, Mister!

I'm sensitive, and I'd like to stay that way!