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Townhouse Turd

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About me:

I rose from the bowels of an unknown being, a mystery. I live in the flatwaters of the townhouse's toilet. Where I am admired and "PU"ed. Please love me!

Who I'd like to meet:

my maker.

Details

  • Status: Swinger
  • Here for: Networking, Serious Relationships
  • Hometown: Rumbling Intestines
  • Orientation: Not Sure
  • Body type: 1' 11" / Some extra baggage
  • Ethnicity: East Indian
  • Religion: Scientologist
  • Zodiac Sign: Aries
  • Children: Love kids, but not for me
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: Post grad

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