hi there.
i'm a tank! i was actually born in 2003, but sshhhh, don't tell those myspace nazis--they won't let me be on their system as a child. my life experiences more than make up for my young age though, so don't be fooled into thinking i'm some toy. i'm totally serious and i get AROUND, yo.
i'm usually a little dirty and beat up, but that's because i live on the mean streats, day in and day out, stomping through puddles, down stairs, over dead bodies---you know, all the stuff you find in the gutters and on the sidewalks of ameriKa.
i do take care of myself, now--you'll find me smooth and dressed up all the time--i usually have a lot of junk in the trunk, but only because i'm prepared like a boyscout and strong like an ox. i can stop on a dime, carry a grown man around town, and race cars.
i've got the mad accessories, aero bars for speed, lights for all those late-night escapades, and an airhorn so you'll hear me comin' if you're too slow! i got a rebuilt drivetrain and a comfy seat that the ladies and gentlemen all love. the only thing i'd change about myself is my weight--i just can't seem to take off the pounds. but hey, i still love my body.
