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Elka

		Female 104 years old SAN FRANCISCO, Alabama United States Last Login: 7/29/2005

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Elka's Interests

General	doomed relationships
Movies	Dead Zone; Pride and Prejudice
Television	Mostly they're too predictable, but some day, I'm going to go on the game show circuit and clean up!
Books	Rebecca of Sonnybrook Farm; Anne of Green Gables; Nostradamus' Centuries; Smart Women, Stupid Choices

Elka's Details

Status:	Single
Hometown:	Ogden, UT
Zodiac Sign:	Capricorn
Occupation:	Psychic Scout

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About me:
Okay, since Bobby Ziltch thinks it's funny to steal my "About Me" section, I'll just erase it and write a new one. After all, there is a lot about me to know! For one thing, what you've heard is true: The Doom family has has had the gift of future sight for hundreds of years. All the way down to my parents, Mabel and Barney Doom. And me. It has been a blessing and a curse. It warned our family to move out of Europe before the plague, but it also shows me that I am not as free of Nils Lutefisk as I'd like to be.

Nils, even though we are broken up now, our paths are destined to cross, and keep on crossing, so let's just be civil about it okay? It's over now, no matter how great it was last year, it's over. We can still be friends, going forward with the knowledge that you're a jerk and not good enough for me. I just hope you're as serious about this friendship as I am.

Who I'd like to meet:
I've met him and his name is James Theodore Hoofburger! <3<3<3

Elka's Friend Space (Top 8)

Elka has 18 friends.

Mikhail

J.T.

Chloe

Phoebe

Quentin

Benny "The Nose"

Bobby

Maloof

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Elka's Friends Comments

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Chops	Jul 5 2005 4:48 PM DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! LET MY PEOPLE GO!
Chops	Jun 22 2005 11:36 PM Look, Doom, I know you guys are dating and all, but let the guy come up for air sometime!
Maloof	Jun 22 2005 11:33 PM Elka, together we could really do some good at this camp. You could predict where and when Bobby Zilch is going to strike next, and then Mikhail and I show up and offer protection. A powerful service package, you have to admit. Why don't you think about it and get back to me?
Chops	Jun 21 2005 7:42 PM Hey, Elka. Do you know where my man J.T. is? I can't find him anywhere.
Crystal Flowers	Jun 21 2005 7:30 PM Yeah, a freak accident. Would they be like, "I'm so glad those two are gone?" Or would they cry and cry and wish they were nicer to us?
Clem	Jun 21 2005 7:07 PM Yeah, like if we were... like, killed in some freak accident or something.
Crystal Flowers	Jun 21 2005 6:49 PM Elka sweetie, quick question: if Clem and I... if we weren't here next year, would people say nice things about us? Or mean things?
Benny "The Nose"	Jun 21 2005 6:38 PM I'm sorry. I'm so sorry boss. I'm just so excited about it! He's gonna pee his pants!
Bobby	Jun 17 2005 1:46 AM Benny, seriously. You just earned yourself a four-limb indian burn.
Benny "The Nose"	Jun 17 2005 1:24 AM IT'S A KING SNAKE!
Bobby	Jun 17 2005 12:55 AM No, you stupid idiot. It's a surprise.
Benny "The Nose"	Jun 17 2005 12:51 AM OMG let me tell him!
Bobby	Jun 15 2005 10:47 PM Oh, good, because there's one in your foot locker right now, Boole. Ha ha ha! And I'm not going to tell you what it is!
Dogen	Jun 15 2005 10:26 PM Elka, just because you can see the future doesn't mean you have to ruin the ending of Milla's puppet show every time. Some of us like surprises.
Mikhail	Jun 15 2005 12:28 AM Doom is perfect wrestling name. But she would not be hard to beat. True, she can see the future, so she will know where every blow coming from. She could block everything. But thing is, what can she do about it? Look at those little arms! Block all she wants, Mikhail coming through! Ka-boom!
Chloe	Jun 14 2005 11:51 PM Elka, you and I have one thing in common. We both know a lot about the future. One thing I'm not sure of yet, though, maybe you could fill me in: When humans eventually live in space, will we get our oxygen from air pills? Or will we grow space gills on our necks?
Benny "The Nose"	Jun 14 2005 11:47 PM Elka, if you tell Vernon what we're going to do to him today, Bobby and I are gonna--well, you KNOW what we're going to do to ya! hahaha!
Nils	Jun 14 2005 1:09 AM Hey, guys, guys! What's the big deal about Elka and me? She has a nice body, we dated, she's nuts, it ended... what's to get over? It's all good. She's J.T's prob now. So, anyway, Phoebe, what you doing later?
J.T.	Jun 14 2005 12:51 AM Well, gosh, Elka. Phoebe here is usually pretty smart about these things. Are you sure you don't need more time? I certainly like spending time with y'all, but I'd understand if you needed some time alone in the saddle.
Phoebe	Jun 14 2005 12:28 AM Elka, I'm happy about you and J.T., but I'm concerned that you haven't had time yet to process what happened between you and Nils. Are you sure you're ready for another relationship already?
Quentin	Jun 10 2005 11:39 PM ayyyyy there, milka. now you know elka doesn't like answering that kind of question. she's all sensitive and stuff because of her parents and their doomed relationship or whatever so let's just say kay sarah sarah, you know? like what's gonna be is gonna be. but if you did want to answer that kind of question, elka, how about me and kitty, eh? ever going to happen? cuz I just--oh you know i feel dumb now. let's just pretend i never asked. okay my friend? okay. keep on trucking. and hey i heard about you and j.t.! way to go. he is a super chill and nice guy. you two should be super psyched together. anyway, peace out.
Milka	Jun 10 2005 11:36 PM Elka, hey I was wondering if you've had any visions about me and Quentin. Like soul-kissing in a meadow or something like that. Or him giving me a present. Or something.
Vernon	Jun 10 2005 11:35 PM Oh, right. You can read this too, huh. Well um. Let's just.. uh.. hm... I think the computer here in the lodge is going on the fritz... seems to be... krrrr... breaking up...bzzz! hj..kjkow*owl gotta TX(uehj go!
Franke	Jun 10 2005 11:28 PM Oh, Vernon knows I'm not fast. Right, Vernon? He doesn't want that kind of girl, does he?
Kitty	Jun 10 2005 11:21 PM I could ask her for you, Vern. Hey, Franke! When you going to stop being a tease?

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