Being Awesome, Laser Tag, Cigars, SkyMall, Cougar Hunting, Regular chick hunting, Gambling, Having sex (then bidding a polite adieu), discouraging marriage/monogamy, clubbing, and tutoring those less fortunate than I via www.barneysblog.com.
Music
Anything that can kick the bass, make the sexies shake, and must be able to rock my socks. My song list is reserved for, and consists only of, pure sonic psychage. Kamblamo.
Movies
Wall Street, The Godfather, Scarface, Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid, Top Gun, Bachelor Party, The Hustler, Commando, Fight Club, Easy Money, Rambo, Dirty Harry's Sudden Impact, The Great Escape, Rocky 3
Television
THE UN-AWESOME VIDEO OF THE WEEK
Books
The Suit: A Machiavellian Approach To Men's Style, American Psycho, The Gambling Addiction Work Book, The Liquid History of Single Malt Scotch, The Art of War
Heroes
Gordon Gecko, Frank Sinatra, David Lee Roth, Wilt Chamberlain, Elvis, Howard Cosell, Darth Vader, Stu Ungar, Lee Iacocca
About me: When I walk into a bar, people are excited. Why? Because I'm awesome. Quite simply, I excel at life. Women, money, cigars, scotch - sure these are things you'll undoubtedly find on my person. However, it is not these things that define me - rather, it is my choice to surround myself with such things that should tell you exactly who I am - a man of impeccable taste, unprecedented fashion, and sophisticated wit. Now, this may sound conceited but that is hardly the case. I simply state the obvious and don't worry, I'm more than willing to share my wisdom with you. Those who have experienced the full Barney have always asked for seconds. I have been voted best wing man by the readers of Barney's Blog three years running - it is an honor I accept with the utmost humility. I have no problem going out and helping my friends get laid because while I'm helping you mack that little cutie by the bar (the one with the cute dimples and the tribal tattoo) I'm sending out vibes to that gorgeous blonde bopping her head to "Purple Rain" by the jukebox. Bet you didn't even see her there - stick with me and I'm sure you'll see the world in a whole new, beautifully awesome light.
Who I'd like to meet: People who could compete with my ever rising level of awesomeness. And I assure you, these people are few and far between. I think John F. Kennedy might have given me a run for my money. Maybe some (but not all) of the Rat Pack - Lawford, keep dreaming. Machiavelli, Atilla the Hun, P. Diddy. Oh, and Giorgio Armani although I'm confident the feeling is mutual because when he designs a suit, I'm sure it is I who he imagines. Any hottie looking for meaningless, casual sex, and finally, a decent wing man for all of my bro-ings on about town.
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